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to begin by apologizing to our listeners

we have received some complaints about

the overuse of technical terminology

I’ve been using such as spermatozoa and

wholesome family fun so I will try to

tone it down a little as we go along

here to help with that is our producer

Cameron with our arms wide open can I

sing that song on the podcast I I don’t

know if we we might have to pay for the

rights to that oh that’s fine we have

the budget for it I don’t see I don’t

think that we’d because the sponsors so

yeah yeah yeah but when when I did our

monthly budget for this month I kind of

I had an inkling that I was gonna want

to sing different Creed songs and so I

kind of put that aside do we do we have

a budget are there so light well yeah I

think the budget is technically

unlimited No so I think you’re thinking

of the amount of money that you think I

have yes the budget no no that’s not the

budget we have a separate budget based

on the money we get from sponsors right

okay well the sponsors this week is with

arms wide open by creed right

No so if you picked a song and they

aren’t paying us for it then that’s not

a sponsor that’s just you decided to

sing that song let me introduce you real

quick so when Cameron that’s who’s been

talking when he found out what he

thought was his family’s very personal

tradition of Thanksgiving and how to

celebrate it when he found out that that

was more widely practiced than he was

brought up to believe he made it his

mission to understand why and bring

those findings to the podcast to help

our content stay relevant to every

listener and despite what we may learn

from history textbooks camera

unfortunately remains resolute in his

opinion that Thanksgiving was in fact

stolen from his family and consequently

he has been engaging in a number of

lawsuits over the matter that’s right so

Cameron who are you suing for stealing

Thanksgiving from your family the whole

damn system is that wall of it what it’s

hot down the paperwork or how high do

you think this goes well that’s at least

to the president minimum yeah maybe even

above the president who is that I don’t

know is that what Tony Blair is I never

asked him okay okay well I think it’s

Tony Blair that’s one suing for simply

Thanksgiving both the president and Tony

Blair yeah okay my family started this

tradition people say there’s all there’s

this story that everyone likes to tell

about like the pilgrims kind of you know

breaking bread with the Native Americans

mm-hmm but really my family invented it

35 years ago okay as a way to generate

turkey sales and now it’s become this

sort of national tradition which I think

is really beautiful and great because it

reminds me of you know my parents but

the people injecting this narrative

don’t like it yeah you feel like it’s

encroaching upon your family’s thing

yeah art my history my lineage which is

that 35 years ago my dad said let’s

start Thanksgiving well you know that

like it was going on before 35 years ago

though you know your research should

that come up

no not at all well I the internet wasn’t

around then how would I look that up

well now the Internet is around and so

you can retroactively lis look up what

happened before five years ago yeah the

oldest reference I can find is my dad

saying let’s start Thanksgiving to get

rid of some of these turkeys right okay

well also with us today is digital in

the house

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my family started this tradition my

family started this tradition and coming

up Cameron tells me that we can expect a

guest on the show so look forward to

that before we move on I would like to

address a bit of listener feedback quote

John plant this for you read till the

end it’s adorable

post box I sent an angel to watch over

your house last night but it came back

and asked why the angel said the angels

don’t watch over angels 20 angels are in

your world 10 of them are sleeping 9 of

them are playing and one is reading this

message God has seen you struggling with

some things and God says it’s over a

blessing is coming your way

tulip if you believe in God send this to

14 friends including me if I don’t get

it back I guess I’m not one of them as

soon as you get 5 replies someone you

love will quietly surprise you not

joking maple leaf pass this message on

please don’t ignore it you are being

tested and God is going to fix two big

things tonight in your favor well if you

believe in God drop everything and pass

it on tomorrow will be the best day of

your life don’t break this send this to

14 friends in 10 minutes it’s not that

hard

however sent this to you must care about

you you are an angel strawberry smile

with a strawberry end quote Wow yeah

what do you think it’s gonna happen to

you dr. London good things I know when I

guess I didn’t mean for it to be this

way but it said to send this to 14

friends in 10 minutes and I think we’ve

gotten up to maybe 14 total listeners

like to a given episode we’ve had 14

total people listen definitely yes

spread across the

20 23 24 episodes that we’ve done I

think 14 14 you know if you were to

count to if you were to count like the

you know the the bots and spoofing that

we’ve set up to boost our numbers yeah

maybe that’s closer to three or four but

uh what once you add those in I think 14

yeah we’ve done it all right so to

address this question so first of all

thank you so much for your feedback we

always appreciate hearing back from our

listeners to answer your question I

would not put myself in the category of

an angel although that is certainly

flattering to hear and I also cannot

medically speak to the number of angels

watching over a given person it is a

wonderful sentiment and I appreciate

such a positive note for my listeners

thanks again for reaching out and now

for a tale from the neurology clinic we

had a 54 year old male patient presented

with vague sympa of feeling out of it oh

yeah

gross so he he was 54 years old and he

could get around and stuff ya know he

was ambulatory he could walk you like

they didn’t they didn’t wheel him into

you and he you know so he could pass on

no no this was not his deathbed and

you’d be surprised I mean the older you

get the more you think that certain ages

aren’t that old

anymore yeah but I mean I imagine by the

time I hit that age I’m probably not

thinking of much anyway right I mean

what well no actually I had my brain

process up it’s mush at that point and

once again I feel like you you might be

surprised by how it’s like a it’s like a

diaper full of carrots that’s basically

your brain is that by the time you reach

what was the age again 54 Oh

guys are maybe helping him right now no

I said well let me go on with a story

then oh yeah sorry so he he presented

with vague symptoms of feeling out of it

he boasted that he never went to the

doctor but he admitted that years ago he

had been told that his blood pressure

was high and then indeed in clinic his

blood pressure was remarkably elevated

at 183 over 120 which is actually high

enough to be known as hypertensive

urgency those physical exam was mostly

normal you know he just had a slight

decreased motion of one arm while he

walked we sent him to the emergency room

to normalize his blood pressure later we

received a call from that ER so this man

who had bragged about never going to the

doctor he had a subarachnoid hemorrhage

al Sinha is just a brain bleed likely

due to that chronic uncontrolled

hypertension there were spiders in there

no okay I’m sorry I should explain that

so this subarachnoid hemorrhage oh so

you have you have a space in your brain

called the subarachnoid space it’s like

a layer of your brain so it’s dug down

deeper than a spider could dig that’s

insane dr. London no so that’s just the

title for it

subarachnoid is it’s a rain bug so it’s

just it’s just bleeding in the brain

that’s all that’s all that that means so

once it gets in there what does it do to

the lay eggs does it you know kind of

control you or no no so went on well for

this patient it was just blood pressure

and then basically it sprung a leak so

to speak in the brain but oh that leak

was blood and like a blood because

spiders aren’t good at repairing up the

damage that they caused sure they’re

great at building webs but you know

they’re not you know a leak that’s gonna

go right through a spiderweb it’s so a

subarachnoid space isn’t is not a spider

I’m gonna go I can’t emphasize that

enough that

this was not a spider it’s just a

similar portion of a word I know if

you’ve heard the term prefix or suffix

yeah oh yeah yeah yeah but it’s in space

no okay I see the confusion there so

space is water for sorry I’m kind of

getting the you know getting freaked out

here a little bit what what do I need to

do Dr. London to prevent space fighters

from embedding themselves in my skull

okay so with this patient the problem

was that he didn’t go for regular

check-ups of the doctor just like he was

bragging and so he had once gone

somewhere and they had test his blood

pressure and it was high and so what you

should do just generally you should go to a

doctor regularly okay you should see or

but what’s called a primary care

physician and then it to prevent

anything like this from ever happening

once they see your blood pressure go up

they can actually give you medication to

control it

does that make sense yeah totally so

what are some early signs that you might

have some space spiders embedding

themselves into your soul okay well so

once again this is not spiders but it’s

a high blood pressure so I know that

blood pressure cuff they put on your arm

that squeezes your arm that’s where you

get it from no no no why would anyone do

that I’ve done that you’ve done what

I’ve done that machine they were talking

about like at a grocery store yeah yeah

and that’s what gives you high blood

pressure which is what gives you the

space spiders this is know why I don’t

understand why they would offer that

service no so that’s there needs to be a

disclaimer that says that on those

machines so it’s actually it’s more of a

measurement

it’s a monitors the level of the blood

pressure but it’s still monitoring me

now no no only while you’re in there

okay yeah we can go ahead and move on

from there though yeah that’s fine I

guess I’m just a lot more concerned than

I was a few minutes ago

and now for today’s medical topic

pericardial effusion previously we have

talked about acute pericarditis which is

an inflammation of the SAC surrounding

the heart pericardial effusion on the

other hand is when that acute

pericarditis leads to an excitation of

fluid into the pericardial space or in

other words increased fluid in the SAC

surrounding the heart

this can be asymptomatic or can occur in

association with salt and water

attentive states like congestive heart

failure liver cirrhosis and protein

losing problems in the kidney known as

nephrotic syndrome

so this pericardial effusion it can be

diagnosed with echocardiogram which is

when they use an ultrasound to look at

the heart and this approach is generally

used with any patient who presents with

acute pericarditis treatment will depend

on how much fluid has accumulated and

what is the Luud like what’s it eat

what’s it eating gone I’m sorry what is

what eating on the space spiders sorry I

can’t let go of that okay that’s like so

it’s yeah that’s tripping me out too

much is it feasting on me because

there’s not a me like flies and stuff at

my skull right yeah so I should clarify

that and I’m sorry this is my fault I

didn’t explain it properly so the

subarachnoid space is just a space

within your brain yeah so it’s it’s not

a spider subarachnoid is a term for that

like a certain layer of your brain does

that make sense what what is it want for

me so it’ll give it whatever it wants

yeah so what can I hear me it’s like

okay let me know so what it wants is mr.

space mr. space spider let me can I

should be able to hear me my voice right

just like I can hear my own voice it

sounds like you need this though okay

mr. space by there if I speak it of a

deeper voice will it hear me like

through the vibrations mr. space spider

please remove yourself from ice cranium

mr. space butter communicate with me

please okay I don’t think that’s I’m not

getting anything

yeah those machines really need to tell

you at the grocery store that’s all I’m

saying

okay well let me finish up with this oh

yeah oh yeah sure yeah pericardial

effusion so the way you treat that

treatment will actually depend on how

much fluid has accumulated and whether

this fluid is compromising the heart’s

ability to pump if it is diagnosed as

simply a pericardial effusion though the

typical approach is more in the realm of

watch and wait and they just get repeat

ultrasounds as you go and then depending

on how things go it might go away on its

own or might require intervention so is

it like a like it is it is it a pet do I

own it no like if I get it do I need to

be feeding it no it’s okay so

subarachnoid hemorrhage you don’t if

it’s a subarachnoid hemorrhage what you

need to do is just get to the ER if you

have that okay okay but otherwise I

think I have the first at least six

seasons okay no I’m sorry I should say

emergency room like the physical place

oh yeah no I know what it stands for

yeah but but what I mean is not the show

but the location like in the hospital

yeah that’s it set that’s where it’s at

okay no I and this in real life is what

I mean I know it’s and I know it’s based

on real life yeah oh yeah but I’m saying

in real life you actually have to go

physically to the location you can’t

watch it from your room you have to

actually go to oh no I can I actually so

I ripped the DVDs onto like a local

media server so I can watch it from any

room in the house yeah so what I’m

saying is you actually just go to the

hospital in in actuality yeah oh yeah

and like I was saying any room in the

house it’s all hooked up

you can watch it too if you wanted no no

I think I’m alright okay go back to the

spider stuff sorry I’ll stop

interrupting

well actually we had already gotten past

the spider stuff a while ago in fact I

didn’t really mention spiders at all but

we can go ahead and move on all right

Cameron do we have any sponsors today

we don’t have any sponsors today dr.

London but I was thinking maybe we could

play sort of a game not really a game

more just me asking you health questions

which is sort of a game okay

the holidays are here we just had

Halloween a few weeks ago and it was

spooky and it was scary and now we’ve

got Thanksgiving right around the corner

dr. London aren’t you excited for that

oh yeah it’s coming up what do you what

do you usually do for Thanksgiving

well I do what most people do I think

and I go see family that’s and we eat a

lot you know and then there’s also the

of course a Black Friday sales like oh

yeah yeah what do you do for

Thanksgiving Oh sort of the same eat a

lot of food Black Friday sales okay okay

well that’s not the family part but you

know well why what do you do uh so

Thanksgiving Day what do you do well um

I mean like I said I eat a bunch of food

and uh you know buy some stuff on Black

Friday this cuz my family is not you

know around anymore

during this during these times which

could be hard on holidays okay well

where where is your family

yeah here that they go on a Carnival

cruise every Thanksgiving um and I could

I could go with them but I don’t I’m I’m

kind of bored of cruises we’ve gone on

so many so and it’s really hard okay

what so the reason the reason you feel

this distance is because you just don’t

feel like going yeah

and it’s being you can’t take time off

people like yourself you know brag about

oh and with my family

oh I love being with my family during

Thanksgiving just like everyone else

everyone else’s but their family no one

could possibly you know not have a

family or not there

and Here I am and I and I’m sitting

there and I’m like well I don’t have my

family

I don’t have anything yeah I’m sorry to

hear that

yeah it’s it sounds though like your

phrasing it like you don’t have a family

but it sounds like you very much have a

family and it’s more a conscious

decision to not be around them well yeah

sure cuz I don’t wanna go on the cruise

cuz I’m bored of it I’ve done it so much

right isn’t I think that’s will maybe a

little hard don’t you think that maybe

you should consider that when you’re

just blabbing about your family yeah I

guess to me if I was you know if my

family was able to go on a cruise

everything’s giving then maybe we like

that sounds like a great alternative oh

yeah you just love eating in those same

same same those same restaurants every

single time sure sure yeah I love

hanging out hanging out on the deck with

all those people yeah well it’s a great

way to meet people get to know some new

faces in a different setting as opposed

to just being at home just dripping and

privileged don’t even realize it

it’s fine okay well and you don’t even

know what it’s like to be bored of

cruises do you dr. London I guess not I

have gone on so many that you don’t want

to go in anymore so you can’t even see

your family so I’m sorry

the words you can’t see your family and

yeah but you know your video that’s hard

for you to picture maybe it’s hard for

you to wrap your mind around but anyway

this isn’t what I wanted to talk about

anyway now I’m in a bad mood well we get

back we can we can get to what we were

talking about I was just gonna list a

bunch of Thanksgiving foods and ask you

like you know from a medical perspective

what your thoughts on them are okay

that’s all do that yeah yeah you can do

that well let me get in that good mood

first say something will put me in a

good mood yeah I was gonna say how do

you get in a good mood because I feel

like I usually whenever I talk you sort

of okay

happy enjoyable

liking today liking this moment okay

what are some things that it will make

me happy if you talked about some

Thanksgiving food no you were having a

head

oh yeah thank you your planner oh thank

you look who’s a planner anyway so

turkey yeah your thoughts on turkey

doctor London from a medical perspective

well it’s a sort of famous for having

tryptophan in it so it makes you sleepy

and well in general a diet that’s

heavier in meats and of course once a

year splurge maybe not such a big deal

but generally you want to have less meat

in your diet and more fruits and

vegetables

for like well for a number of health

benefits but the one that comes to mind

currently is that the colon to prevent

colon cancer your diet can have a huge

effect on that and but do you like any

turkey you do you like turkey dr. London

sure sure it’s alright like I I don’t

like it to dry well you say you say

eating more fruits and vegetables which

leads me to my next question what about

mashed potatoes that’s a vegetable right

yeah yeah I like it it’s once again

around the holidays a lot of times

they’ll put so much salt and butter on

it and maybe even cheese or whatever

right and sour cream that usually I

don’t like that that’s a little

excessive but once again once a year

that kind of thing can work but yeah

those are its it’s a vegetable and it’s

there are health benefits there what

about so this is my favorite

Thanksgiving meal duck butt okay well

I’m not as familiar with duck butt is

that the butt of a duck yes okay that

was my first question is that like is

that like for your family

thing I don’t think so I think it’s a

famous Thanksgiving meal which my family

invented so yeah I asked I’d have

established from the beginning 35 years

ago a standard traditional Thanksgiving

a meal is a big turkey in a big duck but

yeah well so the reason I ask is because

it doesn’t sound traditional for what I

know about Thanksgiving right but it

sounds like you don’t you and your

family that you love to see all the time

you guys don’t follow

you know tradition well no I I think we

do we we don’t go on cruises yeah but

you don’t have duck butt at all

yeah no but I also haven’t even seen

duck butt like in the stores Oh what

sections of the store do you usually go

in well that would be in the meat

section right like right deli and

poultry and stuff yeah I haven’t seen it

there yeah it’s in the butt section of

the meat section it’s I haven’t seen

that section that I know of the butt

section

no is it how does it look like a shelf

full of a bunch of butts okay well yeah

I’m not sure uh well then let’s move on

let’s go to the next I was gonna say the

health benefits I’m not sure but all

right and then this is another one of my

favorite Thanksgiving meals hoof hoof

mm-hmm see that doesn’t even sound

edible what do you mean this is one of

my favorite kind of post-thanksgiving

snacks do you finish just kind of

chewing on some hoof

oh that’s how that is sweet well enough

to me sounds like something that you

like it’s very hard and not really

something you can buy it into we kind of

you kind of Nan it like a jawbreaker

okay and you do you actually eat it or

okay so it’s more of a

well yeah you swallow it these like a

cannon on it for a while and then as the

pieces chip off you swallow it

you can spit it out and maybe put it on

a roll or something like that if that’s

what you wanted it’s not for me but I

don’t know how your family does it I’d

you guys don’t even do duck butt so I

don’t want to question how you guys eat

your hoof but yeah well actually my

family yeah we don’t eat hoof or a duck

but I like and this is all for me maybe

it’s an education I just haven’t seen

this before so I’m confused what do you

guys even do it thinks okay so your

Thanksgiving is you see this famous

family that you love to see all the time

they keep bragging about right but yeah

you guys you guys eat turkey and mashed

potatoes and that’s it and then you just

sit in a circle and just stare at each

other is that it

I mean any Huffer well you say it like

hoof chewing it out I’m sorry squeezing

the duck butt out yeah get all the stuff

out of it we eat it but still filled

with fecal matter well it might be

that’s we got a squeeze first I mean you

can cook it that’s oh that just depends

on how you prepare yeah yeah I guess you

could buy a cooked turkey but most the

times you’re just gonna buy a turkey raw

and then you’re gonna cook it at home so

you can do whatever you want with it I

don’t I’m not in charge of that but with

the duck but you I’m asking because

usually whenever you cook you like put

in a stuffing or whatever yeah but for

duck but you’re saying you just like

while you’re eating it you squeeze it

out the fecal matter I would say the

safest option is to do it before you eat

it and before you cook it

and after while you’re eating it I would

say that’s the only way to guarantee

that you’re clearing everything you need

to clear okay all right it sounds it

sounds pretty odd to me

well anyway okay go should we just move

on to the next one then oh one more one

more food example I know you guys have

this sure sand pie

that’s a classic dessert

the most common does it come on dr.

London what does your family even do

okay I want it let me try to wonder what

you mean here what is what does person

okay person pie right because I don’t

want to jump to an assumption here you

is it made of that supposed to mean what

does that mean is a person pie so it’s

made by a person yes okay and that’s how

it gets its name it’s like made by a

certain person or no nope okay I I don’t

know how I don’t know how it can be

clear about this is it I mean like I

just wouldn’t think it of you um what is

is it made of human meat dr. Lawton

no okay okay Hannibal you guys seriously

don’t eat person pie for after your

Thanksgiving meal well now I don’t know

what what is in it what’s in person pie

it’s not human meat it’s like hair and

fingernails and stuff oh look that I

don’t know if that’s that big of an

improvement

so it’s does your family Hannibal yeah

well that this is better this is better

than what I thought yeah it sounds like

a dead person but then skin cells sure

you’re right so yeah maybe maybe maybe

you know my Aunt Martha maybe she

scrapes off some of her bunions into the

pie sure

oh so this is because I was thinking to

get enough to fill a pie you’d maybe

have to like this would be a project

essentially like people I did go when

they get a haircut they collect in a bag

what’s that this is supposed to be the

part that brings the families together

is everyone kind of takes their excess

whatever and kind of throws it into a

bucket that gets turned into the person

pie that everyone enjoys after the meal

how well

does the family find unification and the

sorry use the word enjoys does the whole

family enjoy this oh yeah absolutely

does it taste good I mean it depends on

what you flavor with it’s kind of

different year to year well what do you

what some years are like you know puss

here whereas some years maybe are a

little stinky er it kind of just depends

on what the ratio of things are on any

given year how ill is your family on a

given year oh well I don’t have touched

that phrase in a long time but I would

consider my family pretty ill like their

you know I hate them because I don’t see

them at Thanksgiving because they’re on

the cruise but they’re pretty cool okay

I well I meant ill as in physically

medically ill oh they’re mentally ill

okay well I didn’t mean physically but

they are also mentally ill yeah oh yeah

okay you say like you’re bragging oh

yeah okay no one’s family is as ill as

mine for sure 100% mentally though yeah

they’re straight-up crazy okay well cool

I feel like we can go and move on from

here then okay I think I’ve heard enough

about your family’s traditions all right

Thank You Cameron free sharing about

yeah this the this exciting these

exciting you know the hooves the the

duck butt and the person pie oh yeah all

right

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so Cameron actually I was meaning to

bring up a few traditions like well for

one thing what Oh dr. London I’m so

sorry I’m late I’m sorry I’m so sorry

just reintroduce just reintroduce me

reintroduce I’m sorry I don’t think I’ve

introduced just say the part about how

I’m I’m the heartbeat of the podcast i’m

the best i’m you know producer Cameron

and then I can come on and say hey guys

like I usually do

wait a second are these my thoughts okay

I don’t wait what are you doing seeing

another person that’s the imposter

that’s the imposter I’m like someone

stole my identity I’m late because I’ve

been trying to battle the person that’s

trying to steal my identity and he’s

right here who are you I’m Cameron

producer Cameron this is tricky out of

the drunk podcast yeah I’m familiar with

that podcast on the Casey Anthony

podcast now

that needs to stop um okay so much I

need to go and clarify here for one

thing so I introduced Cameron earlier is

your so your name is also Cameron sir I

am Cameron the producer that’s the

imposter that’s the person that’s been

trying to steal my whoa whoa whoa whoa

whoa lots of accusations are flying

around I don’t think I’m an imposter I

I also don’t think so like I recognized

Cameron’s here though yeah okay could

you tell us about other camera can I

call you that for now until we figure

this out

other Cameron well how about okay how

about I’m I’m I’m Cameron purple and

then other Cameron do you want to be

Cameron yellow I don’t like being called

other Cameron this is my podcast on the

Casey Anthony podcast network I did a

lot of good work on that deal and I’m

really angry that you’re here you’re the

impostor I did do a lot of work on that

deal and if there was an impostor I

would be mad okay let me ask how how

else has Cameron sorry this Cameron who

we was talking with a moment ago how

long is he and in what ways has he been

an impostor he tried to steal my

identity two weeks ago okay I have

caught him in the act though he was at

my house trying to clean my bathroom

okay trying to feed my dog is it get out

of my house stop trying to steal my

identity okay and Cameron did do you

have memory of this yeah I mean yeah I

do remember that happening okay and I

did scurry out of there okay but I was

in my own house or I thought I was in my

episode so two weeks ago this person

here that I was in my house feeding my

dog eating dinner and then someone

apparently also named Cameron came in

and accused you

their identity and you yeah you left

because I get yeah I dropped everything

that I was holding I had a trade I had a

whole meal to feed my dog and I dropped

it and I booked it out of there

because you believed their accusations

if anyone accuses me of anything I’m

gone okay I see so it’s not so much that

you admit guilt it’s that you you just

don’t want to be caught yeah it’s it’s

my own personal code right if someone’s

pointing a finger and saying hey I’m

gone

booking it okay so Cameron meaning

Cameron what do you say Cameron purple

is the one that I was talking to earlier

I’m Cameron purple yes what is the other

Cameron Cameron yellow is that can I

call you that for now I don’t accept

that okay what would you have for

Cameron okay just came in purple and

then just Cameron okay that’s fine so

Cameron not Cameron purple Cameron uh

what were you doing prior to two weeks

ago living my life on the jock dock

podcast what do you think you’ve been

here the whole time that’s what I would

have been doing okay what living your

life on the podcast with arms wide open

okay but yeah that’s that’s basically me

Cameron purple uh do you want to can we

sidebar for a second here sure okay so

Cameron purple I don’t this this person

doesn’t look like you yeah they don’t

look like me at all but what if they’re

not me what if I’m them okay

well Cameron Cameron purple what were

you doing prior to two weeks ago I was

living my life I was doing the job

podcast everything that Cameron just

said okay that’s what’s tripping me out

about this okay okay well let’s go back

to the conversation okay so um dr.

London who are you gonna believe Cameron

or me and a Cameron wig and mask

yeah I guess I’m just pretty confused

here because both the well one of you

Cameron

as opposed to Cameron purple Cameron you

seem far more assertive in your role as

Cameron okay fine you caught me okay I’m

not Cameron because I was really giving

it for a second okay I just really hate

everything about my life I’m miserable I

have a lot of money I’ve spent a lot of

money and time on my hobbies and things

and they just they don’t fulfill me or

make me happy so I tried to steal

someone else’s identity but the reason I

was late actually is because I was

swimming in a pool of gold doubloons

I’m just upset because I’ve never gone

all the way so don’t know what that’s

about what what do you mean by that gone

all the way I just have never been all

the way okay I feel like I’m depressed

about it who are we speaking to you

right now well is it

I’m dr. London smith.com oh okay well

wait a second

well Cameron purple I feel like well

wait who are you know if that’s okay

okay yeah yeah I think I think I can

move on from there okay yes sir yes

doctor dr. London yes sirs suppositories

sometimes you gotta use them some days

you don’t okay this episode of the jock

podcast like I said sorry I was late I

just was doing laps in my pool of gold

doubloons

I’m a very wealthy wealthy well no dr.

London yeah dr. Lennon it it’s fine

no I’ll you know I love your wealth just

as much as you love your wealth okay now

I should clarify here I I don’t think

that this sounds like me I never talked

about swimming in a pool of gold

doubloons

wait a second who wait who okay all

right I need to figure this out who are

you okay camera talk Carol this is me I

was one who’s talking to you at the

beginning of the podcast I’m London

Smith don’t come okay so let’s call you

dr. London Smith purple okay and then

okay other I’m dr. London smith.com okay

all right so we’ve got dr. London Smith

purple okay and then and then we just

have dr. London Smith yeah I think they

said doctor home so that’s okay well

look I can’t tell who is who right now I

need some per listen Cameron who are you

gonna believe you or me in a London mask

and a lab coat drenched in blood and

that is so you were just layering the

Mastan mask and a trench or whatever lab

coat covered in blood I’m sorry that

that is something dr. London would you

were wearing the London smith.com mask

and lab coat covered in blood under just

like dr. Londe Cameron outfit okay y’all

caught me duck but it’s me DJ Dylan in

the house okay

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okay well admittedly it always at least

kind of feels hard to see DJ Dylan like

he’s always back there mixing his music

and I feel like he’s more of a presence

than anything else who are you gonna

believe

DJ Dylan or me and a DJ Dylan Wiig and

furry vest with no shirt on underneath

yeah I I mean dr. London makes a good

point okay no I

so I’m that’s no longer dr. London

they’re claiming to be DJ Dylan I’m

claiming speed yeah dr. London is DJ

Dylan which is he this is huge news for

me okay that is the same person who’s

been impersonating every one of us

apparently

lets us let’s ask DJ Dylan first okay

mister mister DJ Dylan yo are you also

dr. London space yes according to my

credit card okay and this is a question

that has some difficult implications for

me to wrap my head around but I’m

willing to accept the truth are you are

you also producer Cameron tell the truth

please according to one of my credit

cards yes dr. Linden purple can we talk

in private okay

what is going on sir well who are you

who am I it’s a are we just thoughts so

this looks like an example are we just

concept of identity theft are you

familiar with that concept yeah I mean

yeah if people cops have said that to me

a bunch of times if you steal someone’s

credit card or some other form of

um accessing their I guess personal

finances or information and then they

use that for personal profit then you

know then that’s called identity theft

but dr. London if he’s Cameron

and he’s dr. London and I’m just Cameron

purple and you’re just Dr. London purple

we don’t even have the real official

titles anymore well that was a temporary

who are who are we i I think that those

titles were temporary that was my

understanding I was not formally legally

changing my name but who was who who is

more likely to be dr. London the person

named dr. London or the person going

mysteriously by dr. London purple eye

doesn’t make any sense I agree the

Cameron purple who what is that I agree

that it doesn’t make sense it was your

idea all right let’s look Ann we can we

let’s try to talk to him talk to Dylan

Cameron London over here okay

mr. mr. Dylan Cameron London sir well

okay because mr. John Cameron London

okay they’re gone one thing that I do

notice though is that Cameron you left

you told me you left a wallet behind and

you kept saying a wallet could that have

had my credit card your credit card

DJ Dylan’s credit card well I don’t

think it had credit cards at all in it

it was more like it was more of like a

bag the head like passport social

security cards okay and so why did you

for one thing why did you have that bag

because like I wasn’t gonna bring it up

on the podcast except for this whole

identity theft thing but you you had

called me up at 3 a.m. and said it’s

gone and then I then I called you back

and you like you wouldn’t worry I was

busy dealing with the

IDs and stuff yeah so what what did

happen because you said our passports

because I like I don’t I keep that you

know kind of locked away every but I was

just making copies like backups why were

you doing that why was I making backups

yeah it’s smart to have like that’s my

personal yeah but that’s more like a

personal responsibility for each of us

rather than like I never asked you or

gave you permission well I just think

it’s smart to have some backup copies

of your identification and this so this

guy that I met he was saying the exact

same thing like it’s really smart to

have backups of everything and he would

take care of it for me so I was like oh

okay if I got him the copies he’ll he

would keep in a safe place so you just

gave yeah for the guy who had the safe

place what’s a what’s a safer sound yeah

he’s in a safe place no it does sound

safe it’s just like it sounds like

potentially he was a dishonest person

and perhaps he went and stole our

identities and got credit cards using

our social security numbers and that

kind of information our financial

information and then like they were on

the podcast that’s just now do you see

how that I don’t get work I guess I just

don’t even understand why I would trust

you dr. London purple right I and I I

don’t really know how to talk you back

into it dr. London if you’re listening

out there dr. London please contact me I

don’t want to talk to this purple mean

anymore I don’t know what I am or who I

am but I am at your service I will do

whatever you tell me to do just give me

guidance please okay I feel like this is

gonna this will take some hashing out

that’s a good time to just call it thank

you – I guess thank you to our guest

which Cameron you told me we were having

a very special guest today

did you know that this person oh no our

guest was Michael Jordan and you you

were you booked yeah oh yeah and what

what happened to Michael Jordan well I

mean he’s here Oh is he waiting yeah but

I mean the episode though to wrap it up

no no I’m gonna have you Michael or none

hey yeah well you’re not gonna be on man

no no I mean with all these revelations

today there’s a good chance that it’s

Michael Jordan purple which I wouldn’t

trust at all oh okay or it could be the

various okay okay yeah then let’s go

ahead and just call it alright well

thank you to everyone who’s on today

once again to to the I guess thank you

to the identity theft for the thief for

being on thank you to Cameron as always

for co-hosting here for being the

producer getting everything going thank

you to Gigi Dillon the hose

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dr. London yeah purple even though I

don’t know who you are and I don’t trust

you and I don’t know what you’re up to

and I don’t I can’t tell if you’re a

real person standing in front of me or

if you were more of a concept I I don’t

I have to really think through all this

information that I’ve learned today but

regardless I do want to say I’ve had a

good time and I really think you need to

include some hoof in your next

Thanksgiving meal all right I’ll take

that into consideration well my name is

Dr. LondonSmith.com

purple today and thank you to everyone

and Happy Thanksgiving

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