26: Rheumatic Heart Disease/Baron Whvackoff

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our listeners we’ve received some

feedback about the inordinate amount of

technical terms such as cardiac arrest

and cozy blanket so I will attempt to do

better at tailoring my speech to the

desires of our listeners as we go on

here to help with that is our producer

Cameron hello friends and hello Dr.

London those are two separate categories

okay so Cameron he worked so hard to

help this podcast stay relevant that

when he first heard the saying leaves

are falling autumn is calling and began

to see the leaves following Cameron

immediately went to his phone service

provider

because whoever autumn was their calls

were not getting through and he was

absolutely livid and I just I do want to

clarify Cameron leaves our following

autumn is calling that’s just as saying

it doesn’t mean that you know when

leaves start to fall you should expect a

phone call from someone named autumn do

you even know someone named autumn no I

mean I’ve been waiting that’s why I

don’t like the I don’t think autumn is

calling at all yeah well I and

I would say that’s true like it’s just

sort of a term for like the season

autumn is coming right but it just I

mean it does make me feel a little

unworthy it’s like a kid who’s not

visited by Santa Claus you know I’m I’m

just over here not getting a call from

autumn even though the leaves are yeah I

mean not every single one it’s fallen

maybe that’s the issue once they all

fall yeah you’ll finally get that call

and maybe maybe there’s a few stragglers

every year and so I kind of you never

get the call yeah I don’t know it hurts

though okay well yeah I’m sorry to hear

that camera like or not I can see it in

your face you don’t care okay well also

with us is dude you do the hose

I can see it in your faith and you don’t

care

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later Cameron tells me that we can also

expect an oncologist by the name of

Baron back off I think I’m saying that

right so look forward to that and I’m

not confident I even know how to say

that word yeah it’s it’s difficult to

say I hopefully he’ll clarify that and

yeah Bronk ologist okay no Bronco I was

your fault letís I was referring to the

word on it sorry to the word vac off his

last name but the word oncologist is

also I guess I could be difficult to

understand if you’re not familiar with

so that’s that’s like a cancer doctor

let me okay let me break it down real

quick on okay

opposite of off Conn okay

no call it’s Co L on Conn ol jawed died

okay call like a like a like autumns

gonna call me in the fall

Oh Geist oh I just was conned right I I

don’t think that’s right Ron College oh

oh we can move on from there

okay and but but before we move on I

would like to address a bit of listener

feedback

quote is that what they call a uniform

in these modern times back in my day I

had to spend about 30 minutes getting

myself ready for my waitressing job

every day red lippy pinstripe apron lol

eduardo’s was the best cafe in town

shame it was demolished I’m sorry

des moines list it’s how they wrote mind

you I never had someone tried to dip my

fingers in their soup I think I’d have

tipped it over their head haha anyway

give my love to Keith he does sometimes

lose his mind and manhandle young men ex

ex end quote

I love our listeners yeah I do want to

say I really relate to this listener

because it sounds like it takes them 30

minutes to put on lipstick in an apron

and it I mean an eight an apron takes me

30 40 50 minutes to attach attach well

you know it’s just a you whenever you

put on an apron it just goes over your

head at least once I’m familiar with it

goes one part loops over your head the

other part you just hide behind you

right but you got to account for all the

time spent once it gets stuck on your

head and you’re kind of flailing around

for a while tripping hitting your head

on the ticket counter

now I write I’ve stressed to our

listeners don’t do that that’s a scam

okay okay well yeah and that’s so I

think for most people maybe the the loop

there is big enough it’s wide enough

that they don’t get their head stuck

like that so what oh I’m not like most

people you’re saying my head I have a

huge head I was saying that your apron

might be smaller

at least that loop that loop at the top

mmm I’m gonna choose to think that

you’re implying that I have a big brain

yeah I know okay well I’d respond or

listener first of all thank you so much

for reaching out to us here at the jock

dock podcast we always appreciate

hearing from our listeners to answer

your question uniforms can vary

depending on the job and specialty even

in medicine some doctors work more in

surgery and prefer to wear scrubs while

others work more in a clinical setting

like outpatient and they prefer to wear

business attire with a white coat and

plenty of doctors our mix of those

preferences in any case thank you for

your question and we look forward to

hearing from you in the future as long I

mean as long as you can see that body

then I think anything is an acceptable

uniform you know what I mean as long as

it fits that shape and you can just kind

of see it work I know I’ve already

covered this on the on the show I okay

so I feel like that’s usually scrubs are

known for not being so flattering to two

persons body type but I don’t know them

but can you imagine if they were you’re

going into surgery they’re wheeling in

you got this hunky guy over you yeah

well usually we hunky girl well so he’s

jacked as hell excuse me sir right so

that’s not really what I see is like the

purpose of that clothing it’s more to

I like they rarely feel superior to the

people around you like most uniforms

it’s it’s more to well at least the

scrubs are for you know they’ll get

stained and whatever they might get any

number of bodily fluids on it and it’s

more because it’s easier to clean and

it’s it’s it’s more of a right and it

wouldn’t be as easy to clean if it were

tighter on the body is what you’re

saying yeah didn’t think that through

hon dr. London you can continue I’ve

already won all right well let’s go

ahead and move on and now for a tale

from the GI clinic we had a patient who

is coming in to establish care ahead of

his first colonoscopy

he seemed fairly easy going but he spoke

quickly and his hands were constantly

moving like throughout the conversation

we scheduled his colonoscopy for that

week but this is the wrapper TI he said

yes no I’m sorry I should clarify that’s

something that it’s my fault

a GI clinic so gastrointestinal clinic

okay yeah so that’s the type of clinic

it was I didn’t give this guy’s name

because that’s confidential information

right okay so we scheduled his

colonoscopy for that week but I had to

warn the anesthesiologist because with

how constantly he was moving throughout

the interview and without any other

known medical history I was fairly

certain that he was on some sort of

stimulant like cocaine and anesthesia

and analgesia are common practices but

mixing stimulants and depressed sorry

sorry dr. London now are you saying that

it was for sure not the wrapper TI or

were you saying you just can’t tell me

if it is or isn’t yes okay I I cannot

tell you whether it is or not now so was

this before or after 2008 you know live

your life it was after that occasion ed

and gone

yeah it’s after that okay I just wanted

to be able to place which TI song was in

the atmosphere and these

guys while this was going on go ahead

okay our and I don’t I don’t think that

that would be so applicable really but

but we can we okay so as I said

anesthesia and analgesia are common

practices but if you mix stimulants like

what this patient appeared to be on and

a presence that’s known as speedball one

that can be dangerous

fortunately there were no complications

and the colonoscopy was as pleasant as

any other I’ve had the pleasure to have

known well and you you would think he’d

be a little more careful with that kind

of stuff given that a lot of his peer

group a lot of like other performing

rappers and touring rappers struggle

with with those kind of addictions I

know it’s kind of a hard lifestyle but

well okay and to clarify once again I am

NOT identifying this patient as TI okay

we’re not doing that

so what I’m saying is that regardless of

what’s going on mixing a stimulant with

the depressant isn’t a good idea

yeah but I’m just saying like I think it

you know it’s kind of a party lifestyle

when you’re you’re touring as much as

they do and so it can kind it can be

difficult and and tempting to kind of

just take whatever is handed to you I

don’t know you know I feel for the guy

okay okay and that’s that’s fine yeah

having you know some compassion and

empathy is okay good even well and

because he knows where Yanna live your

life right yeah I remember yeah we can

go and move on from there though okay

Sam that was the story and now for

today’s medical topic rheumatic heart

disease Cameron have you ever had what

is commonly known as strep throat let me

think okay hmm when I was 1 years old

what did I have okay I think I got

jaundice at some point well I bet I

don’t think I got strep through it when

I was 2 years old I think maybe I got a

cold but I don’t think I got strep

throat okay well so at 3 years old yeah

I think I got an inner ear infection but

I don’t believe we got strep throat at

four years old I got the plague and but

did not get strep throat at five years

old I got gout which is so I did have

gout at five okay well that doesn’t

really sound just sort of a casual

question and not really not to go okay

so well well there’s a reason why

doctors take strep throat so seriously

sorry my throat’s so sore right now go

ahead okay so strep throat is caused by

a bacteria known as Group A

streptococcus resulting in streptococcal

pharyngitis or you know a sore throat is

it’s kind of how it looks but if you do

not diagnose and treat strep it can

progress to rheumatic fever which is an

immunological immediated systemic

process that can cause chronic valvular

abnormalities in the heart and these

abnormalities are known as rheumatic

heart disease I mean can we turn the

heat down I feel like it’s hot in here

it’s so hot killing me right now

God okay go ahead sorry so the most

common abnormality in rheumatic heart

disease is mitral stenosis which is when

the valve on the left side of the heart

becomes too stiff to open properly now

rheumatic heart disease is just one

aspect of acute rheumatic fever which

can include my heart is stiff as hell

okay I don’t think you’d be able to feel

it oh I want to try to loosen it up some

yeah that’s a that is a weird stretch

you’re doing I mean it’s just so stiff

man just okay cuz that back bend like

you can’t possibly that can’t be

comfortable for you well it’s not about

comfort it’s about Talent okay I thought

I thought it was about stretching your

heart

yeah and it’s also stretching my mind

which in my abilities as a talent okay

alright well as I was saying rheumatic

heart disease is just one aspect of

acute rheumatic fever which can include

rashes abnormal neurologic movements

arthritis what look okay you can put

your arms down also includes nodules

under the skin these are known as the

Jones criteria but all of these problems

can be prevented if you get treated for

your strep throat before it has a chance

to progress and get worse okay okay

but this isn’t a rash right okay that is

that is a sizable rash well I mean it’s

it’s kind of cotton and you didn’t have

to take off your pants for that like I

one of that’s for comfort okay

this is just for but what is it supposed

to be like turning that color no no the

yellow you might you might think of

going to a doctor about this is it it’s

supposed to be it supposed to be as cold

as it is it’s freezing no it feels

pretty a little bit warm no no I mean

the rash um touch it no no no thing so

it’s ice cold like it burns it’s cold so

cold oh no I still don’t want to despite

the fact that it will burn I’m just yeah

you’re the doctor I don’t know I’m sorry

I didn’t know I was just a untreatable

patient to you but that’s fine okay well

okay I think I think that’s good for now

Cameron do we have a sponsor for today

we do dr. London I’m actually really

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I relate to that and I take issue with

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as cereal sure I wouldn’t call it a ham

oh I’m eating hamster food as I’d say

I’m eating hamster pops or something

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that was already answered before when I

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there’s a miscarriage III think it’s

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these are great questions that you could

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have they gotten any backlash for this

in this day and age

everything gets backlash are you kidding

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really into the hamster dish oh yeah

that’s kind of my main purchase okay

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guess this is another question for these

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them dr. London okay well I guess I what

was the name of this company again here

I’m gonna let me have some of this

hamster juice okay know that okay you’re

spilling some it is seeping into the

carpet it is so gosh it it’s crazy how

it tastes just like hamster okay what

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all right Cameron you said that we have

a guest today yes we do dr. London all

right um hello nice to meet you

mr. Baron václav am I saying that right

um yes you are correct in that as it’s a

name is a baron back off yes okay well

it’s nice to meet you

okay from the east coast um an awesome

California yes okay so as a vest Coast

oh yeah Cameron does get his East’s and

West scan a few very confused him okay

because your accent to me sounds I don’t

want to make assumptions but it sounds

more German five of the non and you you

know how it is I I guess I’m never

Russian I don’t know I’m from California

or Californian is what I mean yes yes a

lot of us Californians do sounds like

this it’s a very common misconceptions

that we sound like surfer people but it

would be in fact do sound like this very

often I’ll see I associate this voice

with surfer people you ever go down to

the beach and just kind of every person

you know they’re trying to sell you a

hot dog

fossum high-value whatever yeah okay

yeah well I’m sorry I didn’t realize

that I visited California but I guess I

guess maybe it’s a subtle thing I didn’t

pick up on it

it’s atcbs a big state multiple

communities you okay I totally get it

you can’t expect someone as pretentious

and wealthy as dr. London to understand

the common man like you and I oh of

course

his background I mean he was raised in a

palace I think maybe even a palace on on

the like on a space shuttle or something

it was something weird like that and

then I mean you growing up you owned a

train it’s just I don’t know you can’t

relate you don’t know what it’s like to

be a Californian or me I guess I should

I clarify something here so Cameron the

name London if you look it up and one of

those name meaning books uh-huh one that

one of the names is one of the

definitions of it is like fortress on

the moon or castle on the moon but that

might be where you’re getting this from

yeah and where did that origin come from

a filthy rich person like you a person

who looks at the poverty in this country

and says no I need more I need an

additional TV

give me another train give me a boat any

azar that sounds like a German sings a

you know rich looking down it’s a poor

I’ve owned know anything about that but

it sounds like something Germans for do

you know yeah that does sound like

something Germans would do and also dr.

London okay well we can get back to okay

doctor back off so you study oncology is

that right you know well just um well

yes III fuck at a call centre so I I am

an oncologist yeah that’s what you told

me to get right dr. London an oncologist

yeah so I said because I was on call

with him for like 45 minutes earlier

today trying to get to change my

internet

oh and okay because so an oncologist

that’s a term for a doctor who studies

and who works in cancer yeah related

things so if someone let’s say finds out

that they potentially have cancer they

will go to an oncologist to find out

about treatment and diagnosis treatment

and prognosis genetics a little bit

uh-huh this is very similar I had called

him I’d called spectrum and I said hey I

want every time I connect to the

internet I wanted to go I do my hair

down paint my nails I responded that is

impossible

what are you doing but we bonded I mean

we thought for a really long time

dr. vakif yeah what was was your take on

that conversation well it was just like

any other Saturday and uncia there I I

do forgive weekends I was there sitting

at my desk owns this man called me and

he had just see strange subtlety to his

voice that excited me you know so then

he was talking to me I honestly well I

won’t go there but I I saw I needed to

continue to talk to this man so I talked

to him for a good three or four hours as

you come back after that already many

times oh yeah we’ve been chit-chatting I

mean for a while now yeah so when you

said 40 40 minutes today this is a

continuation from when did you guys

first talk who think it was the late 90s

yeah I think so I think wait let me

think was it was Bill Clinton impeached

yet ye yeah I was because I was at I was

there for a while yes I had to excuse

myself from the Senate floor to take one

of these calls so

was during the impeachment okay go ahead

I’m sorry

and I I don’t mean to take away from

your time I guess mr. wax lock off not

doctor but Cameron you were a senator or

you know no no no I was just hanging out

oh there’s a hot dog stay in there

that’s like amazing okay okay well in

any case so doctor back off could you

tell us about yourself

what um you know especially and I guess

anything that relates to fitness or

health have you I guess how are you

health-wise maybe fell 40 listeners at

home if either do to describe myself I

would say um I am plump might be a good

descriptor you know a large fellow

someone who cannot fit through a door

yes when we saw human has I didn’t know

that you were a person at first yes

locked into the room yes a lot of people

study me because some people believe

that I have my own gravitational pull

and I do feel some kind of tour but I

thought I was emotional is that such is

what some people think yes but I think

it’s just is the center of mass making

people come in towards me

well a lot of sorry for the first time

they see you confuse it with a beanbag

chair absolutely a giant fun yeah yeah

like one of those loveSac ones you can

get at the mall in 2004

absolutely okay so this all of that in

mind I would say I’m pretty healthy you

know I feel pretty good okay

no that’s that’s great um so okay it is

normal to feel a a constant pain in your

chest right yes that’s that’s typical oh

yeah

like like just daggers in your chest I

so that’s my you know go to

kind of feeling so III six that’s pretty

healthy yeah that boom-boom thing on the

left side of your chest is supposed to

kind of poke you and kind of have a

sharp pain continuously right to act and

then so yeah every once in a while it

kind of ceases for a while and then it

kicks back on well have you visited a

doctor mister back off like about these

chest pains no okay we said it’s not a

concern he said it’s normal okay all

right well I would make sure the

abnormal one dr. London maybe not every

person you see and interact with every

common man is some sort of weirdo

unhealthy freak huh okay well I just

wanted to you know sort of suggest that

regular checkups are just good they’ll

listen to your heart usually at one of

these appointments and then you’d love

to suggest that wouldn’t you you would

absolutely love to suggest something

like that dr. London if I’m going to be

honest is that kind of attitude towards

people is exactly if I I do not go to

see doctors and say oh yeah you should

you should get help

oh come in for a checkup no oh stop

sticking your hand in there

so that that’s just a part of sort of

what we call preventive medicine you go

when you see the doctor they’ll listen

to your heart and depending on your age

they there might be more invasive things

to do like what we talked about earlier

earlier already was the colonoscopy

yeah which and that’s obviously not

comfortable but you are also you know

put under anesthesia for that right

things like that aren’t accessible to

the common man of course t I can afford

such a thing okay I once again I did not

identify who that was right but you

didn’t have to you don’t it was actually

t I who gave me my last colonoscopy oh

wow yeah that sounds strange

are you only I have many of us what is

English time I’m polish no no no no no

polyps he said I have many polyps and I

said I have never eaten that okay

so a polyp is sort of an outgrowth in

your colon and they can be precancerous

or cancerous even yeah but he just said

he’s never eaten that so proud that I

have them in my colon yeah

okay well and so it’s actually your

colon itself that would produce it and

actually if if we did have an actual

oncologist on the show they would

actually they could go into detail on

this well I mean it’s it sounds like we

could maybe get TI on the show if you

know TI oh I haven’t seen him in a vial

um let me try to get in contact with him

okay well I’m actually actually call

center right now so I let me try to do

that oh you’re gonna call him right now

yes uh what was his number two okay I’m

calling him now

okay give me a moment okay oh oh no I

think he’s gonna get him no no I you you

stuck your your fingers in my no this is

not ti oh my bad my dad III I think he

was just a man who um was very curious

well did he have instruments or was this

kind of a free-for-all

oh this was very much just uh not even

gloves just you know back-alley they

just are oh you’re saying a literal back

alley way not like people use that term

maybe just call like a back alley doctor

of getting like wow that kind of sounds

like TI I don’t know this thing is I

just asked him won’t he said something

along the lines of I’ve never spoken to

you who the hell are you

and so that makes me think that I just

called a random number

so maybe just as a guy who put his

fingers there gave me a fake number

yeah it’s actually wasn’t TI well

unfortunately so I I have a separate

question I I’m sorry but I believe it is

unrelated to that um so mr. vakif are

you originally from California yes okay

you’ve lived what what part of

California have you lived there all your

life or you you know um is that part of

California well I was born in your hands

Berg and then I moved to Sacramento then

I spent my college years in Berlin which

is a place in Northern California right

and then I I practiced a bit of oncology

outside of LA Wow okay so to clarify

Berlin to my knowledge there might also

be a Berlin yes right north and Linda

yes yes well Berlin is also a place in

Germany I’m not sure you’re aware that

yeah right north of Glendale mm-hmm in

California I guess so what are your what

are your favorite Californian foods

um fail I I love beer oh yeah I feel

like because California is more known

for like Napa Valley wines rather than

beer I mean not to say that there aren’t

breweries but well yeah if you’re a you

know billionaire like yourself then of

course going to these fancy wineries and

just you know drowning and grapes um

sure sounds great but for us commoners

we have PBR yeah I remember during the

is a cold cold winter months it’s always

his snow my friends would I would go to

the bars and there would be these ladies

in green dresses and you know a dancing

little shoes and he would get these big

big containers of beer

Oh as a kid I wanted to be a Californian

clogger Oh

you say was snowing in California oh yes

it’s no salsa time did you live in the

mountains was that it’s as close

Californian winters they are harsh

see I what I know of California is

actually you know more temperate weather

kind of easy year-round a lot of areas

I’m sorry I’m not that familiar with

Northern California I suppose yeah I

mean it it gets pretty chilly okay so

did you have any job before you were an

on-call or chest and he said you went to

Berlin and any jobs around there um well

for about of Infosys was early 2000s I

act this a marijuana dispensary okay a

marijuana dispensary around 2001 to to

was that was it legal at that point

mm-hmm from what I recollect marijuana

wasn’t legalized in California for quite

a while you know I um I don’t remember

okay it was yeah legal you know just

kind of that I mean that stuff must have

been pretty good right you know but yeah

that stuff must have been like pretty

strong can’t even remember it oh yes I I

do not remember many years of my life so

um yeah I I would say um I fucked is

that I said after that I fucked

let’s see he says it’s a facade know

pretty much immediately after that I I

was an oncologist I kind of figured so

this is really more

like a career for you this is kind of

year while you were hoping it really is

my minor passion Wow

yeah so tell me about the the job itself

calling people you said what do you call

for is it to offer

I don’t know assistance or um

so I look at a couple different places

so as of yesterday I was working at

Verizon okay so as a typical things you

know you are given a script and you say

things like um hello welcome to Verizon

how can I help you with your problems

today what good stuff like that you know

and what is where’s that accent from

because it sounds like there was a

subtle change there for the call portion

i but accent I’m confused so yeah what

are you talking about dr. London okay

maybe it’s just me and I learned a

pickup are you making fun of our guests

voice dr. London no no I and I was not

intending to to belittle or to ridicule

or mock you are very little you are

being you are you are being little you

know I wouldn’t expect a disease in

Southern California but to come on this

show would have someone make fun of my

voice

it’s disgusting I’m so sorry you

shouldn’t have to deal with this okay

can I ask something maybe a request

since you’re working at 4:00 are you

still working at Verizon or do that

change from yesterday to today uh

no I I’m still fucking sighs okay I

might switch to Verizon Internet if

whenever my Roku connects to the

Internet it goes my head paying my nails

I feel good so if you could talk to your

CEO and maybe kind of get that into the

works that would be really helpful um I

feel not try that but if you want to

call about anything else

literally yes see this has been a point

of contention in our conversation

conversation since the 90s

yeah is that it’s mostly me making this

same request over and over again at the

difference I owe you you’ve been calling

him no matter where he works

oh yeah I mean he worked at Costco for

seven years and I was still whole I’d

make another quality forgot about that

you’re right

oh that’s a time Costco I remember the

stories he used to tell me I remember

this fun time I was there you know doing

my sing and this woman comes up to me

and she has just the most beautiful

beautiful you know gorgeous nose and Wow

I just remember thinking I really wanted

to say to her hey men you are you’re

looking real nice you know what I mean

yeah oh yeah maybe honk that nose

absolutely see see I feel like I heard

your accent change again briefly you

know it’s it’s alright I think it’s

about time to maybe wrap it up here um

Wow just our guest just telling a story

about Costco makes you so uncomfortable

you have to end the interview well I’m

just just the concept of Costco knowing

that there’s commoners there there’s an

average joe’s people who maybe look like

giant bean bags no no it’s not that so

much it’s just the timing and like it

just feels like it’s about time to wrap

it up is all I see but but thank you to

mr. Barron václav the on Carl you you

don’t need our guest did four tours in

Boston this is true as a caller you mean

you have to respect that

no as I said a marijuana d-list okay

well okay I so so we can probably just

end it there is what I’m back no respect

yeah now we let’s go ahead and wrap it

up I’m so sorry about dr. London’s

behavior it’s he’s okay thank you for

having me on the show oh absolutely

thank you for being on and is there any

place the listeners can reach you

outside of the show if they wanted to

follow you or I am typically around some

street corners in Sacramento as well if

you see just a absolute giant of a man

come up say hi I should be around Z

typically just street corners great all

right well thank you for being on the

show mr. Barun l’m václav thank you to

Cameron as always our producer

absolutely and no thank you to you dr.

London but I will say thank you to the

listeners okay

I thank you specially one very special

listener Evan I don’t know I don’t know

if you have a listener not named Evan

yet but if we do one day and they listen

this episode it’s they’re gonna that’s

gonna blow their minds

well now that you said all of that I’m

not sure that it’ll blow their mind so

much it would have a second ago not now

okay now

they’ll be like oh okay yeah okay well

also thank you too

did you do the hose hello welcome to

Verizon how can I help you with your

problems today hello and my name is

stutter London smith.com this has been

the jock doc podcast see ya

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it’s getting late you promised yourself

one more podcast before you gave up on

all this funny business hmm in fact your

boss has already been getting on to you

about all of the funny business after

all

he says why is my boss at my house

a funeral home was no place for your

pranks and yet you keep putting fart

machines inside the bodies of the

deceased just so that there can be a few

giggles when their loved ones arrive

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late and since we do have the honor of

being your last podcast before you give

up this funny business

we must advise you that your boss is

right that it is super inappropriate to

pull pranks on grieving families hmm I

guess my boss is right even more

inappropriate though is when you hold

back from sharing with these families

your love for the jock dock podcast so

please for their sakes send them to jock

dock podcast.com and leave a five-star

review in the podcast in which you

detail your adventures of putting the

fun back in funeral hmm I should tell my

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