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a comedy podcast

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welcome to the jock doc podcast

featuring dr london smith

and let’s get one thing straight here

you cannot

cancel dr london you cannot cancel the

jock doc podcast

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listeners for that to be effective

nope introducing your host dr

london smith

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hello and welcome to the jock doc

podcast

where we discuss fitness and health and

how to incorporate

our modern understanding of science and

medicine into our daily lives

but without it being so boring i’m your

host

dr londonsmith.com i would like to begin

by apologizing to our listeners we’ve

received some feedback about the

excessive amount of technical medical

terms that i’ve been using

such as inefficient detrucer muscle

activity

and all of those in the house say whoa

say what i’ll try to temper my

terminology

to a simpler one in the future yes here

to help with that is our producer

cameron

howdy dr london howdy

so cameron is so dedicated to making

sure that

our podcast stays relevant that when he

heard that bastille day was coming up

he began painting himself head to toe

and camouflage

in preparation to go quote steal them

bass so

cameron so you know bastille day

isn’t isn’t a stealing you asked

yeah but you’re misunderstanding

everything that i’m doing

i’m okay i am painting myself in

camouflage but not traditional

camouflage i’m painting myself to look

like

the lead singer of bastille you know the

band that’s okay

yeah so i’m i’m camouflaging myself as

him

so that i can go on stage with

them okay and i’m sort of camouflaged in

and then i can steal

the bassist’s bass okay

so so i wasn’t wrong on that for

bastille day you are stealing a base but

it’s from the band best okay okay yeah

yeah by camouflaging myself as

that guy yeah

well and just for for the sake of our

listeners to clarify

so bastille day is actually a french

holiday

marking the anniversary of storming the

bastille

which you know it marked a turning point

in the french revolution in

1789 but uh also like

it’s just like uh les maz

oh you mean les miserables is that

um these people weren’t miserable nope

these lenses

and this was not miserables wow

okay i guess maybe we’re talking about

different things then

so what like actually i guess i

maybe i don’t want to know so also with

us is DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE

this is one deal just one deal

all the fellows in the house say whoa

i’m dr london smith i would like to be

relevant i would like to be relevant i

would like to be relevant

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true

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and later cameron tells me that we can

expect a

oh it’s a doctor today that’s right dr

london

okay does he keep hounding me again for

our guests

it seems like i bring in these people we

have some of the

wackiest people some of the funniest

people

some of the kookiest people that i’ve

ever met

and yet every single week you’re like

these people aren’t professionals

they’re not offering any kind of advice

they’re not helpful to anyone

that keeps keying my car please tell

them to stop keying my car

yeah well it’s the king my car does

really get on my nerves but that doesn’t

even matter

with stop bringing your car

uh that’s that’s what you see as the

problem yeah

yes because you would be nothing to key

if your car wasn’t there right

well uh before we move on i would like

to address a bit of listener feedback

so concrete was being poured in my

neighborhood today for a new sidewalk

and this note was written apparently to

me

along with some handprints next to it

and i gotta say some of our notes from

the listeners they kind of feel like

they have more context

than i’m necessarily aware of but

anyway this one appears to be an

exchange of sorts the note reads quote

my ex-husband james if you’re reading

this

you owe me half your estate and then i

think this is a reply of

come get it yourself okay and then the

response

uh lift the restraining order against me

and i will

and then back uh not so you give me my

son for

father’s day okay now yeah but

dr london can i interrupt you here for a

second okay

why do you think that this is directed

towards you in any way it

kind of sounds like it’s directed

towards one specific person

who was then replying yes yet what is

this

arrogance that you see something written

in the sidewalk that’s clearly written

to someone not

you and you say oh i bet this is about

me

oh this is to me

yeah i guess okay i guess i didn’t see

it that way because like

you know it’s my neighborhood you know

yeah i mean is it even in front of your

house

well it’s a lot of

much of the world is technically in

front of my house you could say

that is extremely fair yeah yes right so

anyway we i guess we can finish the

quote there yeah i mean

this is just just calling into question

all of these bizarro

notes that you’ve been finding over the

last few months

you find stuff like like

tacked to a sandwich and now i’m

questioning

was this your sandwich or is this a note

left for somebody else then you just

stole the sandwich because you said

oh this must be mine i mean like

yeah bring sandwiches so you okay

so you you’re at work at your doctor’s

office or hospital or wherever you work

and you look in the fridge and you see

two pieces of bread and stuff in between

that

and you did not make this item

you did not purchase it nope but what do

you think when you see that

well i i look for a note first thing

uh-huh

and if there is one well then i’d

you know i i think oh okay good so some

listener feedback i can know how to

improve my podcast

so i can educate better you know in the

medical

world this is making so much sense so

uh your listeners are leaving you clues

yeah okay good because i’m sorry for a

second i was really

i was becoming unsure of myself

listeners i want to thank you so much

for leaving all these

secret spicy clues for dr london to find

leaving messages to another person in

front of someone else’s house

and it being some sort of code that

maybe we’ll figure out at the end of

this episode

that’s genius i love it i love our

listeners dr

london i know they’re they’re so much

more involved

and ubiquitous than i would have

expected

yep um well anyway so yeah to this

listener thank you so much for

for chiming in here uh it sounds like

maybe there’s a custody battle you know

who’s a you know who i found out as a

listener

this week uh

i found out that we have like a pretty

high profile listener

is it bono no no it’s not bono

okay would you want bono as a listener

you know he pretends to have

have like eye problems to avoid taxes or

something

yeah oh i thought it was to wear

sunglasses no it’s someone way cooler

than bono it’s david blaine

okay the magician and stalker yeah

oh yeah he multitasks yeah and part of

the pussy posse

oh okay i was watching the david blaine

tv show or whatever his street magic

that he used to do or whatever

from like seven or eight years ago

and then he was talking to a doctor and

then while he was talking to the doctor

he like did some magic tricks and then

after that he did some magic tricks with

troy aikman which is jock sports stuff

yes and so i was like that is such a fun

nod

to our podcast and it’s so cool it

really shows that like our listeners are

really everywhere

yeah yeah okay good yeah i thought you

were gonna make some other point but yes

yes

that’s you know i just i like hearing

back from the listeners and it’s

and then david blaine is our biggest

listener apparently biggest fan it was

in his show

okay yeah we’ve been featured nope all

right

um in any case yeah so so thank you for

listening

now for today’s medical topic squamous

cell carcinoma

squamous cell carcinoma is one of the

lung cancers in the group of

non-small cell lung cancers non-small

cell lung cancer is often insidious so

it produces

no symptoms until the disease is well

advanced

one of the most common signs and

symptoms of lung cancer

or some of them would include cough

chest pain shortness of breath

coughing up blood you can have wheezing

hoarseness are we still

talking about lung cancer yes we’re

still on this subject

yes yeah well it’s doctor every person

who was diagnosed

with lung cancer when you first started

this series

is is unfortunately gone by now i hate

to say that

but it’s been going on for that many

weeks

so it’s it’s only been a couple weeks i

think

like we there are only so many types

i mean look i get it smoking is cool

it’s badass i smoke who doesn’t smoke

every person i know loves to smoke but

yeah you’re gonna get lung cancer and i

wouldn’t call it

you’re gonna go away what you do i

wouldn’t call smoking

well it’s like vaping yeah but out of a

balloon

well yeah like so it’s

to call it smoke like i guess it’s

it’s more of an absorbing i guess yeah

well just i mean is it just helium

that you’re inhaling i don’t know what

it is half the time

okay all right well in

any case so patients can have recurrent

infections such as bronchitis and

pneumonia

as well as constitutional symptoms like

weight loss and a loss of appetite

so you have signs of metastasis and so

that’s when the cancer is spread from

its original location

and that may include bone pain spinal

cord impingement

and neurological problems like headache

weakness or

numbness of limbs dizziness and

seizures to diagnose

you’ll do your usual physical exam and

blood count complete bug count

and then x-rays usually the first test

performed

for squamous cell carcinoma in

particular squamous is one of those

where you think squamous

central smoking you know words like that

so this is a centrally located

cavitation

that could also show pulmonary nodular

mass mediastinal widening

hylar enlargement or pleural effusion a

previous x-ray is also very helpful

to check for the rate of lesion growth

so

whenever you have a patient in which you

suspect this

you should be checking for another x-ray

there are many methods of confirming

diagnosis um

and that depends on you know where the

lesion is and other things so

uh you may include bronchoscopy

sputum cytology thoracoscopy

and transparency needle biopsy

um and of course then you’re just

killing in are you not gonna

oh yes are you not gonna answer that i

tried

i just i was really in the middle of it

and i really i could hear it

okay fine fine i’ll answer you continue

you continue doing

what you’re doing and i’m gonna i’m

gonna answer it okay okay

okay so along with diagnosing staging

must also be done

in order to find out the extent of the

spread of the

squamous cell carcinoma chest ct skin

is the standard for staging lung cancer

and will take into account

i’m sorry okay

okay hey okay

but just

so so the ct scan will take into account

the size are you what was that oh i’m

sorry you keep doing what you’re doing

i’m i’m still on the phone

okay so the main treatment options

for non-small cell lung cancer are

surgery chemotherapy and radiation

because most lung cancers cannot be

cured with current

treatments skilled with palliative

care pickles but i want

i want the pickles from the first one to

be added to the second one

i’m sorry okay did did a restaurant call

you

what’s that did a restaurant call you to

ask if you want to order

food oh yeah yes

is that i hadn’t i hadn’t i hadn’t i

didn’t come by today

and they were getting worried about me

so they called in to check

okay so this is this is normal for you

to get a call from a

because normally people call a

restaurant yeah and you’re actually

keeping me

long right now i have other obligations

you know

which are to eat a meal yeah to run by

the

the restaurant yeah that’s why they’re

worried about okay

so okay continue doing what you’re doing

no i’m i’m just

one more thing to say which is you want

to go ahead and advise all patients to

stop smoking

if they smack one and if you could sort

of make them into a

like a smiley face on the bottom

okay and then what are the what are the

toys you have

okay no

no don’t want that one

i’m sorry what kind of toys are they i

don’t have any older ones from like last

month

or whatever

oh no oh

elsa

okay well okay can you take

that can you take the can you take the

bottom part of that

yeah and then put it on put it on the

head of that

and then if you just and then put the

pickles yep

okay all right thanks love you

sorry about that dr london i’m sorry i

have it’s been a busy day for me

yeah what restaurant gives you toys

with your meals uh well i don’t want to

do any free promo

but let’s just say it’s a place where

these meals might be

happy and they

you go to this place every day to the

point that they will call you if you

haven’t shown up yet

yeah because they’re worried because

they actually care

i didn’t show up on this show which is

half the time

you don’t even call to check on me you

just send me an email about how mad you

are again

because i’m late or i forgot well yeah

because you know we have a scheduled

recording time every time

so yes a few yeah but sometimes i’m busy

because i’m at the place with the meals

that are happy

right okay well anyway i’m finished with

a

medical lesson for now so we can we can

go ahead and move on from there

brand new all right cameron you said

that we have a

a doctor as a guest today is that right

that’s right dr london because you’ve

been so

abusive towards our non-doctor guests i

thought that

this would sort of be a requirement yeah

i guess you know

it’s it’s it’s not i get it you’re just

like any other employer in the country

today

where someone has to have a certain

degree before you’ll even be willing to

speak to them

i understand it it’s just how your

coastal elitist

brain works yes yeah well it’s

it’s a medical education podcast so

that’s

that’s really the reasoning there i want

them to be medical but i’m sorry

we’re talking um hello uh

doctor this is um this is cameron my our

producer

uh my name is drlonensmith.com

and what was your name my name is dr

jade

that is uh spelled j and then the a

with the e next to it really close and

then it just

wraps up with a nice d and then a nice e

that’s very

interesting is that your i mean is that

your given born name uh

no actually it is not i changed it

several years ago

uh to dr jade first name

doctor second name jade

and it’s so nice to be here on the

program yes oh

so okay do you say your your first

so your first name it’s doctor isn’t

a title for you it’s a name

there’s been a lot of controversy

especially in

in my area of study about what

constitutes a doctor

who should give you that title uh do i

see myself as a doctor

absolutely do my patients yes

does the state medical board no in all

50 states

unfortunately no not yet but we are

working on that

but you know what they say is that your

perception

is your reality so if

from your perspective from your vantage

point if you are a doctor and that is

your reality

who am i to to speculate

that that’s not real you know absolutely

and

that’s the kind of viewing of the world

that i

cannot find with medical schools or

hospitals

and it it really makes me upset and

elitist snobs as a doctor i think i’m

entitled to

having a doctor job

yeah well you say as a doctor as

as someone who changed their name to

doctor

so that’s you know a doctor writ it’s

not just

the the title of doctor it’s because

they earned a doctorate

don’t call our guest it that’s weird and

disrespectful dr london

it’s actually dr jade it’s dr jade and

not dr

it okay okay a human being i’m sorry for

that

misunderstanding but in any case um i’m

sorry

i want to i want to dig in a little on

the name though

so dr jade what was your name before is

that something you’d be willing to

share with us uh brett johnson

brad johnson brad johnson yeah brad

johnson was my name

before i thought it didn’t sound like a

doctor’s name i thought dr

jade sounds more like a doctor’s name

brad johnson sale

sounds like uh maybe like a kind of

like beef jerky that’s been discontinued

i don’t that is the furthest thing from

what i want to

say to the public is to eat beef jerky

the opposite of that

in fact i want i want the world to

i want the world to look at the world

with with more

of an accepting worldview

yes and the opposite of an accepting

worldview is eating beef jerky eating

beef treats that’s right that’s yeah

full of carcasses yep

so i so you know that you can

instead of you know changing it like if

you felt like your name didn’t

convey doctor so a lot of doctors

actually all doctors will go to school

to earn

the the title and that’ll be the method

and then no matter what your name is

you’ll have doctor in front of the name

and do you see how that’s i i do see

what you’re getting at a lot of people

have told me

uh similar stories on how the title

doctor is is uh

is obtained i just don’t i don’t feel

like going to medical school

and i think a lot of people would agree

with me there medical school is

it seems long and hard and

what for a degree for someone to tell me

i’m allowed to change my name to doctor

and i’ve heard it’s boring yes it’s

gotta be yeah okay i’ve heard

you and that you can’t you can’t play on

your phone in class they get mad at that

yeah it the class

but so yes it’s it’s long and boring but

that’s part of what makes it

such a you know a highly esteemed title

so you admit it as you admit to it

you’ve been trying to run the scam all

along dr london and you just admitted

that it’s boring

and slow and stinky or whatever you had

said

yeah the the process of earning it

that’s

it’s difficult it’s arduous you know

but at the end you get to help people

those are things that i don’t like to

invite in my life

things that are boring things i can’t be

on my phone during

and things that make me that make me

feel like i’m uh

not up to the task of of completing it

it seemed hard so i said

it’s not for me and that’s my decision

and it’s gross it sounds so gross

the stuff the amount of like icky and

like sticky stuff you have to touch

is disgusting yeah i mean that’s

okay so you said that that’s you aren’t

into that

what are you into what what brings you

here today look

i long time followers of

of the dr jade program have have

followed me through my

career of selling random things

book books things like that i

i have i have stepped into a brand new

type of of of wellness

togetherness i call it wellness together

it’s my new approach to wellness

okay um as most people know me from my

uh you know my success uh becoming a

doctor without the medical school

uh people the first of your kind

yes one of the one of the first of the

kind people knew me from my

do-it-yourself circumcision reversal kit

things like that but i

moving away from the product line and

going more into

have you have you guys heard of these

subscription boxes

ooh i have these it’s the wave of the

future

if you like nature if you like natural

foods you can get nature box

delivered to your door in a box a bunch

of natural food for you to cook

you know there’s the uh the taxidermy

chest where they

send you animals where you can perform

taxidermy well

this is a box that gets delivered to

your house

and it’s called shine cube because it

comes in a

in a nice cube and in it is everything

you need to know

or every in every tool that you need to

have in order to follow my brand new

wellness regimen whoa okay

so this is you’re here to promote a

wellness regiment then

a wellness regimen where you can sign up

for a box to be delivered to your home

every week so you can do the shine

cleanse

now so uh most of the time with these

promotional boxes the items change from

week to week or month to month you’re

not getting the same thing over and over

again

but it sounds boring to me oh okay so

you’re sort of this is you’re sort of

looking at this with a new paradigm

it’s kind of sort of a innovative

yeah you you’re speaking my language uh

wow

definitely speaking my language producer

cameron and i appreciate you have you

considered becoming a doctor

can you do that

is this like is this like getting

ordained where it’s like someone who’s

ordained can ordain someone else or

something like that

it’s almost exactly like that and as a

doctor let me tell you it is almost

exactly like being organized

wow so do i have to kneel or say this

like is this like a knighting thing

yes you could you could kneel i think

that that feels right to me

in my brain okay my heart so okay just

dr london don’t take this away from me

let me do this real quick

okay all right so i’m kneeling i’m i’m

kneeling i’m kneeling down

well you don’t have to get on your face

what okay so so what now now what

let me find the uh let me find the

script here

by the power invested in me by uh

whoever wants to become a doctor

i now pronounce you a man

who’s a doctor yes yes

so and so now anything that i say is as

smart as what

dummy dr london says right yes exactly

yes

yes i knew you seemed you seemed

surprised by the prospect of making

someone else a doctor

but you also had a script ready

have is this the first time you’ve been

asked to

to make someone a doctor no no i’ve uh

i’ve been known in my community as a

you know as a man who spreads the joy

spreads the love of being a doctor

spreads around you know

making more evangelizing the doctor yes

doc this thank you dr bestiation

because unlike you dr london he’s not a

gatekeeper who tries to keep people out

of the profession who says oh you can’t

do that because you haven’t taken these

classes and you don’t know what that

body part is

yeah what dr jade does here is that he’s

accepting of everyone and says hey you

can be a doctor

and you can be a doctor and hey you hey

you’re just a little you’re a dog

you’re just a pet dog you can be a

doctor many dogs have become doctors

under my supervision yes

well and just just to clarify once more

i think a lot of people could be doctors

if they

you know work hard and apply themselves

no we just we we already said that that

was gross and a waste of time

and annoying and boring and while

technically true it’s not the only way

to achieve

a goal have you ever heard that saying

there are multiple roads to the same

area

yeah have you heard that dr london have

you heard that have you heard that

because it’s a it’s a quote i wrote

several years ago and if you heard it

i was gonna say i it sounds similar to

some quotes i’ve heard

but sort of phrased more simply

it sounds more like some something

someone might say when looking at a map

than it is sort of a saying that in a

metaphorical sense but

yeah it’s kind of an analogy and a

metaphor all in one

and uh and yeah

i okay because i i personally believe

that

everybody within their hearts and every

person is so beautiful

that they they have what it takes to

produce

a doctor-esque thought okay and when you

say a doctor-esque thought

yes so once again whenever i articulate

medical knowledge that’s because of the

time i’ve spent studying it

when you say a doctor thought

do you just mean

because i think of a depth of knowledge

whenever i think of a doctor of thought

what do you mean i agree with you it’s a

depth of thought um

and uh some people think so deeply that

they have the

depth of thought not i kind of combine

those into

a similar part of the body using your

head to get out of tricky situations

what what what does a doctor do he goes

there’s a sick guy

let me think of a way to treat him right

what else what else does a smart guy do

goes what’s the best way to

what’s the what’s the easiest way i can

get to being a doctor i

i i i

i it’s sort it’s to me it sort of sounds

like that

thinking is basically the exact same as

learning

i would have i would have to agree

because what is thinking and what is

this is all a bunch of boring doctor

school talk you know

and i i just want to give people the

opportunity

to get their ideas out there on a

medical platform

that didn’t have to go through the

boring so a lot of people like me

don’t thrive in a school environment

they’d thrive in a

you know wandering around someone’s

garden pretending it’s foraging kind of

environment

yeah and that’s where a lot of these

doctor thoughts that we were talking

about before thoughts were of course

talking about sort of like instagram

girls thoughts

and these doctor thoughts that dr jade

has so

kindly taken under his wing and they’re

learning

from a sort of a different perspective

outside of the normal

you know school curriculum by foraging

in the garden

things like that when you say thoughts

cameron

do you mean the instagram thoughts are

you talking about the

the shortened t-h-o-t the yes

this is what dr jaden told me before we

had started recording

i would i want to paint you a picture i

want to i want to paint you a picture

you doctor to doctor to doctor now that

there’s three doctors here

when you become a doctor you can only

save

i don’t know 100 people a day i’ve

broken that record myself

but imagine if you were to

like like i do evangelize my

doctoralness

make other people doctors the more

people they save the more people

i save it kind of becomes sort of a

triangular upward mobility of

of doc of doctordom and

and doctoresque thoughts yeah sort of

like

the people you save then go and save

other people and you get a percentage

of that saving yeah it’s that i call it

the triangular map

yeah okay i guess and it sounds a little

bit

almost like you’re describing a pyramid

scheme but let’s go to your subscription

box

now that our listeners know a little bit

about

i want to hear about what’s in the box

and yeah what your your program is

okay the program is a revolutionary

approach to wellness where

one uh where one gazes

upon the source of all life

okay uh you might be thinking what is

this guy talking about

what is the source of all life is it

water no it’s the sun

right we i have developed a

a foolproof method to wellness

that involves staring directly into the

sun for up

for as little as 45 seconds a day some

of my

students have made it up to you know an

hour and a half a day of direct wow

staring into the sun uh

it does seem unhealthy but at the same

time

mr doctor uh penicillin

was actually mushrooms okay

i think you’re more mr doctor whereas i

would be dr

london you see the difference there

no if you were to leave off my first

name and just use my surname it would be

just dr

jade uh but yes we and we

this subscription box supplies you with

everything you need to do that

which means every week you’ll be getting

you know

a a custom paper towel to wipe your brow

to wipe your brow is that is that part

of staring at the sun

no that’s just what the sweat produced

is that is that was that the end of the

box

yeah staring at the sun that’s the end

of the box okay

so okay so the so can i ask how much

this costs

a 79.99 usd per month

and that increases the longer uh that

you

are a part of this a part of this

mailing

list and uh we’ve we

we were almost sold out so if you want

to get in on the ground level

you’re going to want to go to www dot

shine box dot cc

slash shine box underscore five one six

okay that sounds well hold on dr london

i don’t i don’t think you’re taking in

how

amazing a deal this is because you’re

paying a monthly you’re paying once a

month but you’re getting boxes weekly

so each 79.99 payment increasing of

course

of course is basically four boxes

that’s four times better than like loot

crate and like nerd box

and pierogi box which is a box service i

subscribed to

so well there’s one bit of clarification

so i thought what you were gonna say was

that

like you at least had one of those sort

of eclipse style

glasses like whenever there was that

eclipse where you had

you know glasses where you could safely

look at the sun

but you i didn’t hear any mention of

sunglasses so you’re just having people

stare directly

at the sun i am the the problem with

those sunglasses is that they do

a great job of filtering out some of the

uh

uv lights which are ultra virtual

incredibly light yeah harmful and

staring directly

at that light would cause damage well

but the sunglasses are going to block

the healthy benefits

of staring at the sun dr london the

vitamin d

the vitamin e i’m sure there’s more

vitamins i just i get bored when i count

all the vitamins i get from it god yeah

there’s so many

it’s just a lot you know plants love it

i mean it’s it’s the reason we’re all

here

why not soak up as much as you possibly

can

so well so and also why do we have to

wear

sunglasses when the sun wears sunglasses

i’ve seen lots of pictures and

depictions of the sun

wearing sunglasses and i don’t

understand if he’s wearing sunglasses

and why do i have to wear sunglasses it

sounds

almost like a marketing ploy like if

someone’s being paid by

by oakleys yeah and i i

that disgusts me you know to take

something like the sun and try to profit

off of it disgusting it’s yeah it’s

gross to me and that’s why i’ve been

uh so so excited to talk about this

this shine box sorry another question

you do you think it’s disgusting well

you think it’s disgusting for someone to

try to profit off the sun

isn’t your entire program specifically

that no no that’s where you are confused

i’m profiting off of the idea

of telling people to stare into the sun

the sun has the thought

basically nothing to do with this yes

the doctor-esque

ph deified thought

that i had as a doctor that’s what

it is it will give you

more than what i am taking from you

which is a a measly small amount of

money per month

for a weekly box that increases over

time

that increases at an exponential and

much quicker

pace yeah i was going to ask how much it

increases by

cameron you say that as if you already

know have you

oh i’ve already you haven’t subscribed

this is a subscriber that’s how i got on

the show yes

i’m one of the first subscribers dr

london

oh you’re you’re one of the first and

you’re on the ground floor still

before they sold out oh yeah

god he told when he first told me about

this

on our minecraft server yes and he was

telling me about this

i knew it was something special i

remember that day vividly

uh you’re my fifth meeting that day in

the

minecraft server and

you were really the first person to

really to really

really understand what i was saying and

i that’s why

you were the first person to really

understand what i was saying

and you’ll find that a lot in a lot of

these minecraft servers just people who

just

vibe together and and that’s why i

couldn’t i couldn’t stand to see you

walk out of that server

without a subscription to my sean box

service

and i’m so glad that i did my brow

would have gotten so sweaty if not

for these sweat prevention pads that i

get every single week

okay and i can’t thank you enough doctor

you’re very welcome

and i’m glad i’m so thankful that you’ve

done everything that you could do

to uh you know spread the message you

know get me on this show

and of course all the people that you’ve

you’ve sold to

i cannot thank you enough i want to hear

i want to hear success stories are

people who’ve used this product have you

heard

and what their vision is like right now

yeah vision 2020 everyone’s talking

about like looking ahead to the future

to the 2020s we’re in a new decade i

want to hear your vision

for for your your company and can they

physically

see uh i do want to address

both these questions but first i want to

address the the forward thinking uh

the forward thinking i’m i’m thinking

what if there you know what if there

were more ways to look at the sun maybe

a kaleidoscope we could look at the sun

through in order to see more versions

and angles of the sun

we’ve got a lot of research on

development and and moving forward

especially

especially amongst amidst these these

troubling times uh this will become

almost crucial i’m hoping to

have this be added to you know the list

of vaccinations that

uh you know that the government uh

requires us to

to receive uh especially when traveling

abroad and i would hope to maybe get

this uh to be

you know something that they involve in

schools like they did

with with the lice outbreaks of the

1990s

and so i i do my future

yes sorry i do have a question about

this sorry to interrupt but

the what the you want a required vaccine

to be

looking at the sun through a

kaleidoscope no i will i want

as well oh right no i want

th this was just another thing that i’m

seeing

for our company moving forward okay

a couple of things about my vision of

the future of the company

for one thing just to clarify staring at

the vex

at the sun is not a vaccine nope that

that doesn’t meet the definition okay it

doesn’t

we’re getting into definitions again and

it’s it’s quite so sorry he’s so

pedantic

it’s it’s of really annoying and

he gets all especially we’re three

doctors here

we’re peers we should all be able to

talk to each other

on on a normal level without having to

get into this sort of like

uh uh you know

gobbledygook made up language blah blah

blah who cares

you know well it’s it’s just jargon

i’m sorry that we don’t want this show

to be a jargon festival

let’s just we’re talking about doing

something really important here dr

london which is

getting people to stare into the sun at

least 45 seconds a day

which is quicker than getting a cup of

coffee at starbucks

it’s quicker than doing um you know a

couple push-ups not one push-up you

could do that in 45 seconds you probably

do quite a few actually

but you know it’s quicker than that

you have really really you have really

read that literature and i appreciate

that

yeah so it’s all i read man it’s so good

i cannot put it down

the kathy cartoons you’ve put on every

page

make everything so clear to me

and it cost me a pretty penny to to

commission that artwork from the

original kathy

artist whose name escapes me right now

for some reason

but but boy did that did that really

sell the product

for a lot of for a lot of folks well to

cameron yeah

um speaking hypothetically of your

dream for 2020 the future

let’s say someone going to school

school-aged children because you were

saying you want this be required vaccine

so at let’s say uh

around one year of age uh people will

typically get the

measles mumps rubella vaccine that’s a

very important one so you’re saying that

at one of these age groups the one year

old and then like two or three like

one of these times whenever they get all

these vaccinations you think

they should be i guess escorted into

this

to outside made to stare at the sun

are you are you hearing yourself right

now do you

know what’s insane that says no i want

doctor

one of these age groups uh one three

maybe even two i haven’t ruled out two

yet

i want that to be the age where they

begin their shine box

subscription okay so you just want them

to to

pay but that that would still involve

staring at the sun so it’s not

at the doctor’s office event this is

that no not at the

no this is just a plan that you get on

to ensure that you’re

you’re taken care of you know that you

are you know

that you are you are utilizing

everything

available to you in the world to prevent

getting

sick and telemedicine is so huge these

days right you can just talk to a doctor

on your phone you don’t even have to be

there anymore

so even if i you that you want the

doctor there to help you

watch the sun you can just use your

phone you can just facetime them and you

can just be like

maybe you can point the doctor doctor

can say that he’s like oh look at this

part you know it’s your phone

it really i think it i think it would

benefit

uh a wide variety of people a

large swath of the american public and i

think it should be implemented

as soon as possible okay and sorry

and if you don’t do it you can’t go to

school or change your name to whatever

you want your job

to go back because i feel like we may

have skipped over this

the testimonials have people lost vision

from starting your subscription from

subscribing from staring at the sun

i don’t recall

getting any emails from

people who have bought the shinecube

subscription service saying it sounds

like explicitly i can’t

very carefully

i’m sorry you’re breaking uh i’m

carefully yes i am

i do speak very thoroughly as a doctor

i ha i do not recall uh being made aware

of

any damage to vision

uh i know that when i tried it um with

the glasses on

i didn’t really see like taking i didn’t

really feel like taking the glasses off

would harm me so i

i figured it’s good it’s good to send

out there it’s good it’s good to kick

this business off

and but as far as the patients no i

haven’t heard

anything from them and you don’t think

it

could be because they’re blinded so they

they can’t feel like they become

disabled visually i don’t

i don’t i’m not an optomologist

so i can’t make that

that distinction of whether or not

somebody is blind

okay that would be stepping on people

who went to

a lot of years of school to to learn

about the eyes

and i can’t tell if i’m looking at the

right person because both of y’all are

just sort of white

blobs but i can say that after doing

this program for a few months i might i

feel like my eyes have been healthier

than ever

that uh that’s a good testimony right

there that’s what i use for the answer

to the last question

of the testimony yeah thank you blob

thank you blob

okay and i feel like that might

if you want that to be the answer to the

question i would say possibly cameron

has

you know he might be experiencing some

visual impairment

from the subscription i

i see where you’re coming from but i

would say that he doesn’t

and we are both entitled to our doctoral

opinions

right i i would say

let’s say okay i’m a big blob to him

what does he now not get to do judge me

based on my appearance

yup think about that absolutely

okay so you see this as an advantage for

the sake

of judgment judging other people

i’m just saying it’s one of them well

when i just how can you prove

everything that you do dr london like

every time you work on a patient

can you can you just prove on a podcast

that your science and medicine works

nope you’re asking for something

impossible here i know my eyes are

healthier

because they’re stronger they feel

stronger they flex

constantly they’re constantly pulsing

you don’t think the pulsing could be

just the uh the strain of the blood

vessels

i this is all i guess part that comes

from

the understanding of having my eyes feel

meatier than ever

and i’m i love it and i want to thank dr

jade again

thank you for what you’ve done and

seriously man this is i mean this has

changed my life no no are you tearing up

because of emotions or because

of the pain and just hurts

so much god god it hurts so much and it

won’t stop

that means that it is activating

this is discomfort is normal i

imagine no pain go no gain right doctor

you told me that pain is just weakness

leaving the body and that’s another

quote that i wrote

yes and oh that’s a

that’s a quote that you wrote do you

always credit yourself

i do yes because there’s a lot of people

out there

trying to take not only my sayings but

also my idea for a subscription box

service for

an approach to wellness and i just want

to make sure that everyone knows

that was all me baby top of the triangle

right well i is there anything

else that we’re that you’re looking to

cover with it i’m not sure that i can

endorse this product because it sounds

like it is

an expensive paper towel essentially

plus literature that tells you to stare

at the sun

and dr j just just know that just by him

saying the word endorse we can edit

around that and he can

easily endorse you so yeah we’ll we’ll

figure that out later

that’s awesome and you know uh uh dr

dr london you will be happy to know that

i am not looking for your endorsement

i am only looking for your subscription

deal okay well that’s i don’t know who’s

the bigger man dr london

i also don’t so i don’t want to go blind

so i i don’t think that audrey will be a

subscriber because

and i already have paper towels so i

don’t

i don’t see the gain

on for me personally it’s these doctors

these american doctors

obsessed with western medicine

and that’s all you think counts as real

medicine and that’s all you think is

counts as real science because you read

it in a book that you paid thousands of

dollars for

instead of a yahoo answers questionnaire

and it disgusts me yeah so

i’m sorry i’m also disgusted just want

to jump in and say i’m also disgusted

okay well you take an oath in this

business

okay well uh thank you for coming on the

show

you’re i think to close us out i want to

hear that oath

the doctor’s oath that we all take all

right

the hippocratic because i need i’ll i’ll

need to take it as well

to really kind of make this thing

official

yep the doc the doctor’s oath here it

goes

the infamous doctor’s oath

okay yeah this one rhymes doesn’t it

yeah and it goes to the tune of fancy by

iggy azalea

if we’re talking about the if we’re

talking about the uh

the fourth version the fourth revised

version

yes yes and it goes like this

i’m a doctor you already know

i’m in a lab coat from

la to tokyo

wow okay so that doesn’t sound so much

like an oath as it does

just replacing a few words from

uh from the song fantasy

yeah but maybe you could take that up

with your medical school

yeah yeah maybe um

i think we’ll just stick with the oaths

that we have so we have you know the

hippocratic oath

not to be confused with the hypocrite

oath anyway is there any

uh way that listeners can hear more of

you

outside of this or uh you know if they

want to hear more about this

uh are you on social media anything like

that i’m i’m only on myspace

uh you can follow my myspace um

myspace.com

slash dr jade and

doctor is in quotation marks can’t get

that fixed

uh but yeah you can that’s where you can

subscribe to my newsletter that’s where

you can uh

hear my podcast called sungazing

and me uh an oral hiss an oral

documentation of

my patients testing this out for me

it’s a long title i want to thank you

guys what’s your my

what’s that what’s your myspace song

well it’s uh me singing over fancy by

iggy azalea

uh but instead of the lyrics it’s the

doctor’s oath

because i’ve known it for a long time

yeah and you’re committed to your cause

yes i am i love that

i appreciate that this really made me

feel good it really made me feel like i

connected with two other doctors in my

field

and i really got to spread the message

of

of this wellness plan that i truly truly

believe in

i feel good about it too and especially

you know as a doctor somebody’s worked

in this field for a long time

it’s just really nice to talk to someone

who’s on the same level

and who’s maybe gonna offer me a deal on

the subscription because you know i am

you know my bills are getting you know

it’s getting really expensive and so

maybe if you could cut me some slack

that would be

like if you can’t that’s fine you know

what i mean i really can’t the irs is

yeah

totally i totally i shouldn’t have asked

yeah no oh that was yeah that was

sorry yeah anyway all right so uh anyway

thank you to

dr jade for for being on the show for

introducing us to

thank you the dr jay’s you know regiment

for

but staring at the sun uh thank you to

our producer cameron thank you to

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