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journal entry hour 13

as i sit here in this cramped shed

that has been my world for all this time

i begin to wonder at all the events that

led me to this point

did i always wear a bag of leaves as

trousers

do they make my butt look better or

worse

i and was it worth the 40 or did that

guy on the side of the road

take advantage of my inexperience in the

world of lower body fashion

so as i you know make this entry i’m

pulling this tarp around me for warmth

i’m just trying to think back of you

know how did i get here

just worlds ago there was a time when

life was normal

was it only hours ago

welcome to a very special episode of the

jock dock podcast

featuring dr london smith

it seems dr london has landed himself in

a

very unique situation how did he get

there

who was he with and why doesn’t he

remember

these are all questions that will

hopefully be answered in the twilight

zone

nope i mean the jock talk podcast yes

let’s take it back to the beginning

okay okay um so are we are we ready to

record

for this i don’t i don’t really want to

do this man

recording because the recording

equipment has been like

it’s been making these like little

noises and it’s also

i think these chords are too long

something’s been chewing on these

chords well you say something and then i

was dead i was shooting

those chords not on not on these i was

chewing on those chords

over there but those aren’t working

either yeah no they’re in half

like they’re they’re separated i just

are we i don’t know man and then

there’s all this stuff like with my like

with my cousin

okay your cousin again no this is a

different cousin it’s just you know he’s

in the hospital with fleas

and so i i don’t know i i i’m just tired

man but yeah let’s you know let’s get

this thing done

do you think i mean do you think that we

can go on with what we have here because

i don’t want

you know we have medical lessons to

teach i don’t want you know the

integrity of the recording be

to be compromised well i have guaranteed

our audience that we have no integrity

but we can talk about that later

i mean so if you want to

we could go record at my house i mean i

have all the

i have stuff that works better over

there like my personal stuff

in my i even have built my own little

studio honestly

real okay because i you’re normally very

private about this because

you know you say like this is your

that’s your sanctuary are you

are you sure that you’re okay with me

going there yeah i mean

i look i like to keep my my private life

private and my public life public

yes but the reality is that the

monstrous and abhorrent things that

happen in my private life

are kind of awesome and i think i should

open

up my life to more people seeing what’s

going on behind the

behind the mask you know okay yeah as

long as you’re

okay with it because like you know i’m

kind of the public face of this podcast

so i

i take the risk but if you’re willing

okay

then we can go yeah thank you for you

know

it let’s just let’s just go ahead and

put this blindfold on

what i okay well i’m still a private

person

right okay i guess all right and then

just okay

on the back of my motorcycle yep and

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you’re gonna you’re gonna want to take

your shoes off at this part

over this bridge okay well someone took

them off already

okay yeah perfect you don’t want to be

wearing your

i’m glad they gave me back the laces at

least

all right all right you can take the

blindfold off now

okay oh it’s wet okay oh yeah

everything’s wet i keep it i keep

the moisture at a solid 86

usually for for for recording studio

for the for the compound

okay so the whole area so you call this

a compound then

yeah okay yeah i

i guess i thought compound was named for

like then how there was a

you know maybe a multiple level multiple

room situation

um so so we can crawl in then so you did

peak when i was from your blindfold and

you saw that

no i’m saying right well yes i did sneak

a little peek

but anyway can we is it okay

let’s record this okay but have you have

you

you do notice that this little door that

we’re gonna crawl through

is the wettest part of the entire area

which is kind of

cool right i

that’s not like the word that i would

use but

okay um yeah okay so here we go

it’s gotta be the goopiest okay yeah

okay so there’s no way you know with

water you can measure

there is no way to measure

levels of goopiness mm-hmm

um but i’m still working on that we just

go in just go in

viscosity okay okay

wow okay so so we’re gonna have to kind

of duck down i guess

the roof is so low yeah let’s see look

at the equipment

the equipment’s solid yeah technically

it’s given how much of this place is

liquid

uh the fact that something in here is

solid is impressive and i see you’ve

you noticed the fog feet as well yeah

yeah and how it stirs in little parts as

if something’s moving

that’s just the the moisture in the air

mixing with

a lot of crap that i have on the ground

just a lot of weird

kind of weird nonsense stuff it feels it

feels a lot like yoda’s house

yeah sort of like if yoda

maybe um was getting government

well was getting like unemployment

checks

yeah okay but because of the amount of

equipment recording equipment

oh yeah he’s spending the unemployment

on the equipment

for sure yeah and nothing else yeah

okay so um i guess all right are these

the seats the um

like clay toadstools yes

okay that originally this whole place

was gonna be more alice in wonderland

themed

um and then disney

shot me with a bow and arrow was this

literal or was

was disney a friend of yours no it was a

lawyer from disney i guess

came by on a golf cart and they saw

me your shirt was disney tools yeah

they i mean they had a whole thing about

it like we’re part of disney corporation

llc

we demand we’re sending you a cease and

desist and then when i said

well what if i what if i don’t desist

and then bow and arrow

yeah and so they didn’t take the time to

explain law to you

regarding the cease and desist okay

um all right so i guess we’re

is this good for you uh i feel like we

could we could record here

yeah let’s do it this is good for me i

record

most of my shows right here not jock

talk podcast of course but

yeah most of my recordings they happen

right here this is where the magic

happens

okay so for and any other card games

that we might be playing

okay i don’t know what else we would

be playing but um all right

am i good to start is it recording

uh let me figure out

okay and should should there’s be things

grabbing at my legs

and my my ankles oh that’s just the

moisture again the moisture is up i mean

it’s like 89 right now yeah and so

you’re gonna feel a lot of yeah things

like tickling your feet

and maybe like whispering in your ear

and that’s just

that’s just what happens when the

moisture mixes with the fog

mixes with again just a lot of garbage

and

and things i don’t really want to talk

about or know about going on

below the fog okay and so let’s

let’s record okay

all right timothy timothy you recording

we got that who’s timothy huh

who’s timothy i don’t know with timothy

okay you you just said timothy that

which is why no i didn’t

no i didn’t okay do you

do you have someone else living here

named timothy

are we recording we’re recording yep i

got it okay i pressed the record button

we

are recording is there someone named

timothy who

who who does the actual audio

engineering work

okay whatever i i guess i don’t need to

know that

um all right are we we’re good to go

okay let’s go

let’s go let’s go all right

introducing your host dr

london smith hello and welcome to the

jock doc podcast where we discuss

fitness and health and how to

incorporate our modern understanding of

science and medicine

into our daily lives but without it

being so boring

i’m your host dr londonsmith.com

i would like to begin by apologizing to

our listeners

we’ve received some feedback about the

excessive amount of technical medical

terms that i’ve been using such as

focal lymphocytic cielo adenitis

and willikers so i’ll try to temper my

terminology to a simpler one in the

future

here to help with that is our producer

cameron hi dr

london hi and so you know for

our listeners we’re actually recording

in a different place so i don’t know if

that’ll affect the sound

quality at all oh i i think this place

has been built from the ground up to

have the best

sound possible that’s why i mean for our

listeners you wouldn’t know this but the

moisture in this place

is through the roof and that allows the

sound waves to kind of kind of bounce

off it

and give you sort of a 3d sort of depth

and

feel okay wow and what a great

experience for our listeners

so um i guess

it is hard to convey so we we went from

another recording studio where we

normally do our recordings but this is

um sorry it’s just so uncomfortable

i do feel something crawling on me and i

don’t think it’s just fog

i is there something we can

do you have like a i don’t know a stick

to scrape

creatures timothy timothy can you pause

the record

thank you uh yeah i mean i would say

your leg is a big stick

so i would and you’d probably be able to

hit it with more force with your leg

than anything else so okay

use what use what god gave you and you

still don’t have

you don’t have anyone named timothy

around here

i mean what what did you even what did

you say i guess i’ve never heard that

name

timothy you haven’t heard tim timothy

that’s

that’s not familiar to you oh like tim i

guess like tiny tim

sure yeah

but no okay okay um so so that was our

producer cameron

who’s uh you know troubleshooting the

the

microphone and recording equipment uh

also with us is

digital in the house all right timothy

you’re recording we got that

who’s timothy huh who’s timothy

i don’t know what timothy timothy

timothy who’s timothy

huh okay you you just said timothy no i

didn’t

no i didn’t timothy

it feels it feels a lot like yoda’s

house

it feels a lot like who’s timothy who’s

timothy

who’s timothy who’s timothy who’s

timothy

who’s timothy who’s timothy

who’s timothy he just said timothy

which is why i asked no i didn’t

who’s timothy who’s timothy

who’s timothy

and later cameron tells me that we can

expect to

wow a very special guest that’s right

dr london in fact i’m gonna actually go

ahead and say

that this is the most special guest that

we’ve ever had

since the beginning of the show yeah

well you sent me their info beforehand

and

yep you know like it’s uh

you know it’s not necessarily my

specific

um i guess specialty

i specialize in everything but this one

really focuses on

it’s you know clinical psychology it’s

getting into the mind of um

actually a killer which is odd so

you know having this person he’s a mind

hunter

yeah i guess okay that’s one way to put

it i am

okay um netflix’s mind hunter

okay yeah he’s a he’s a he’s a cbs’s

uh criminal intent right so we have

that that’s that’s our guest today um

and

you know i made sure you know so that

they know this is a proper medical

education podcast

uh we’ve sent them all the relevant

links and info

and transcripts so we’re excited for it

uh and i forwarded him my address so he

should be able to get over here pretty

easily

to your address yeah

oh i um yeah because we are

uh the the method to get here was

strange but anyway yeah well and it you

know i

listeners now i like to keep my private

life private and so of course you know i

didn’t send him a link to

the address i sent him a link to an

address

where a pickup point will be there and

then

uh you know a person that i know will

pick them up and then

sort of take them to this location is

this person’s name

timothy by any chance i i just haven’t

heard that name i guess that’s what’s

really confusing to me

okay all right tim can you start

recording

all right well before we move on i would

like to address a bit of listener

feedback

so the physical mailbox that i found in

my neighbor’s yard

in the past so that was previously

occupied by a dog with you know the dog

food and everything

and then a badger um so so that mailbox

that i found it appears to have been

destroyed

and i want to say first man yeah that i

did not do it

i didn’t do it so so i

what i did do was i why are you accusing

me

this is just kind of okay cause did you

did you try to sleep in the mailbox when

the badger left

no i didn’t do anything you’re accusing

me you said

i didn’t do it which means you think

that i did it yeah well

i mean because if you didn’t do it and i

didn’t do it

the badger was gone you don’t think

there might be

oh a mind hunter a dog

maybe like a dog was using the doghouse

well but it

would why would it destroy its own house

oh maybe it got too big it was like it’s

like a shell it’s like a

it’s like a hermit crab upgrading it to

a new dog house

okay his body gets too big i you know

i’m not about

it so maybe you know for all i know

that’s that is how it works

okay so well any any of our listeners

i’m not a vet either but

i was kicked out of veterinary school

not because my grades were bad

i’ll just put you know what i mean like

it’s not because i was bad at being a

vet

you know okay and so i do think when i

talk about animals maybe my

you know i should be trusted a little

bit but that’s neither here nor there uh

go ahead and read the letter

yeah so um anyway whenever

i found all these scattered pieces of

you know the wood and everything

from the mailbox i did find a note

presumably from a listener

and the note reads quote my beautiful

granddaughter

linda calls me gran and my brat of a

grandson

calls me wallet i don’t know where they

pick up

on these things this is linda when she

was young

she is the light of my life gran loves

you sweetie

end quote oh that’s so i mean mostly

nice

um so we love to hear back from our

listeners we really appreciate

hearing back uh so i’m not sure

where grandchildren pick up on these

things either but

i think that referring to you by the

nickname of wallet

is you know maybe a little bit funny and

endearing

that it’s a little cute and this is your

grandmother

this is some listener i you know i don’t

keep up with

i don’t think it’s my grandmother

she always calls me wallet

is that i mean are you paying her well

like

she keeps sending me invoices for

you know and like and it’s grandma so

it’s weird because

normally like like i could maybe see it

if my

if my mother sent me invoices for

everything she paid for for me growing

up

but she so far she has not done that but

my grandmother

is you know sending me invoices for like

birthday gifts and stuff

yeah and sweaters that she put like she

she’ll have the calculations of

how many hours she spent knitting and

so it’s not even store-bought stuff she

made it

and apparently like everything had a

price tag

and i didn’t pay it so

so yeah this there’s no way this is your

grandmother because

if this were your grandmother she

wouldn’t be saying you know oh my

grandson calls me this blah blah blah

she’d be saying

like where’s my money yeah money you are

wallowing this is the last time i’m

gonna i’m gonna say this before sending

this to collections

yes which is which is a legal thing

that’s pending right now

um anyway uh now for today’s medical

topic eosinophilic pneumonia

now let’s break down those terms uh so

cameron you’ve probably heard of

pneumonia

uh and that’s a term for an infection in

the lungs okay yeah i guess if

i was about to say yeah and then you

just kept talking so

go ahead like that that’s fine okay yeah

so that’s

so camera just to clarify i feel like we

would have been

you know in the clear yes i’ve heard of

pneumonia yes i’ve heard of jaundice

yes i’ve heard of diabetes uh i mean

honestly let’s go through this

i’ve heard of getting a cold i’ve heard

of getting a flu yes i’ve heard of

getting a stomach bug

i’ve heard of getting food poisoning yes

gangrene

dysentery yes diarrhea i don’t know that

we need

constipation go through it all

uh because because we’re actually more

focused in this one so

urinary tract infection yes the other

term in the name

gonorrhea eosinophilic pneumonia is

uh the name um that comes from

eosinophils

which are a variety of white blood cells

and the part of your immune system

monsters ball

that is more typically associated with

fighting parasitic infections

and with allergic responses so

eosinophilic

pneumonia is a respiratory illness

character

toe by eosinophilic infiltration of the

lung tissue

and it can occur in both acute and

chronic forms

so an acute eocidophilic pneumonia

it’s a rare disease that presents

clinically with an acute illness

of when you’re like duration

when your you know elbows bend the up

the opposite way yeah so like a

hypermobile joint

cameron yeah because that’s another

thing i’ve heard of

okay um so

for for that acute eosinophilic

pneumonia the patients will solve

the the the simon pegg alien movie

that had seth rogen playing the alien

okay well that one i

i don’t think is a clinical illness nope

oh that’s right i’m sorry i forgot what

i was listening okay okay okay yeah

yeah okay so these patients with acute

stenophilic pneumonia will have a

non-productive cause

difficulty breathing and a fever um

physical exam can show fever at

increased rate of breathing

constipation with bi-basil or

inspiratory crackers

yes patients do not typically have

peripheral blood using affiliate

presentations but it does tend to

increase over the course of the illness

uh the hysterectomy eosinophilia

and then what was the disease you had

when you had the forest gump leg braces

that oh no that was just a fashion thing

that was just oh

that was a conscious choice you think i

don’t really know how to i think i’m

pretty good with

choosing you know what to wear

for yeah i mean

i guess i i’ve only seen you wear scrubs

for the past

i don’t know like 30 40 years yeah

well just sometimes you’ll i’ll try a

new fashion trim like so

that’s wait a second you you wearing

scrubs day in and day out now as an

adult

that’s that’s not a practical thing like

you’re going to and coming from work

this you think that this is a

fashionable decision

when i go to yeah when i go to work i

change out of my scrubs and into

you know slacks uh button-up shirt

lab coat um no the scrubs are just for

every day kind of looking cool oh wow

who works in medicine

oh okay wait so but do you think it’s

fashionable i guess yeah i told you it

was

fashionable no i just said he looks kind

of cool he must work in medicine

which is so you wear it to get like

thumbs up and for people to say thank

you for your service

i mean mostly just because people will

be like

wow he looks really good how did he

where did he get that

you know that kind of thing people were

asking where did you get

scrubs i assume they don’t talk to me

but it’s one of those

i see people looking at me across the

room so you haven’t heard anyone say

he looks cool like that where where do i

buy scrubs i think i guess is what

they’re asking

you’ve never heard that uh

i’m i’m i’m probably been asked that

before it’s one of

like people don’t feel comfortable

approaching me they’re very intimidated

i get it right i’m a doctor i’m a

podcast host

you know yeah and that’s the hardest

person to talk to as a doctor

yeah well outside of the office

yeah because you’re not wearing scrubs

in the office so it’s

easier to talk to you oh a lot easier

i’m wearing

yeah slacks and like i said button up

shirt like i’m just wearing

business casual business professional

whatever

yeah um so but anyway um on imaging

for acute cinephilic pneumonia the lungs

may show bilateral

diffuse mixed ground glass and reticular

opacities

uh and after ruling out infection

vascular

lips or other known precipitants a

confident diagnosis of acute

eosinophilia

sausage fingers can be made on the basis

of a combination of acute febrile

illness of a month or less hypoxemic

respiratory

and i don’t know what paul had in the

movie paul the

alien that seth rogen played i don’t

know if he had

a disease but i mean something was wrong

with him his head was huge

and his body looked like it could barely

support it so i’m gonna

take back my answer of taking back my

original suggestion of

paul and i’m gonna i’m gonna put that

back on the docket diffuse pulmonary

opacities on chest radiograph and also

uh bronco alveolar lavage eosinophilia

those are all

part of the criteria for acute cfl

frostbite yes pneumonia now in contrast

chronic

eosinophilic pneumonia uh generally

lasts from

one to four months it will typically

have that peripheral eosinophilia

throughout and mid to upper lung zone

opaque cities will be present on chest

radiograph

anyway the treatment for both is going

to be systemic glucocorticoids

and uh green eyes

so i actually and this is um for

listeners i guess i have green

eyes cameron i don’t i don’t see

it as an illness and yet you collect

checks from it

from the government giving you money

just because you were born with this

disease

no please this is what i pay my taxes

for

i don’t think so i but we can go ahead

and

you know move on from there i guess yeah

i’m pretty excited for

the guest

yeah i mean i’m pretty excited for him

too let me

check tam

tim has anyone okay anyone at the drop

the pickup point yet

i’m hearing you say tim

huh no i’ve never heard of that name

before if you could just yeah just check

no one’s there yet okay

uh no one’s at the pickup point

yeah it seems like a very complicated

way to do things

um i mean it’s not that complicated you

go to the pickup point

a guy named timothy who i’ve never even

heard of that name and there’s no one

here who even

like looks like him he goes and he picks

you up

and then at that point you go through a

series of puzzles

and the point of the puzzles is less to

educate and it’s more to kind of

keep your mind occupied so maybe you

forget any of the details you might have

picked up

before getting to the drop-off point so

these are typical puzzles

i think one i guess the hardest one is

like uh is one without

dalmatians because you know it’s a

thousand piece puzzle

and um you know the dalmatians it’s all

just like black and white

you know i feel like based on just that

much i don’t need to hear

more probably

you the guests should have an easier

time to get on their show

i mean well that i mean that’s just the

first of the three

puzzles and did is a secret clue

and that secret clue is written just

right on a puzzle it’s a thousand piece

puzzle

and um it really just has the secret

clue written all over it a bunch of

different times again it’s mostly black

and white

because it’s just sort of white and then

you know black pen

that wrote the secret clue on it so

you’re just gonna put all that together

um

but here’s here’s a question uh

is there any chance that you know maybe

they’re

because there’s a pandemic going on that

maybe the guest didn’t plan on

physically

coming here

who who are you talking about

the guest the guest that we had planned

timothy okay so now you know timothy

no i’ve i don’t know who that is i’ve

never heard that name

um no i’m talking about the head hunter

guest you were going on about like

it’s it’s a serial killer catcher

clinical psychologist something oh the

mind hunter guy

yeah yeah let me check hey timothy

is anyone at the drop-off point yet okay

i guess we can move on

um it sounds like we’ll be waiting so

for our listeners we’re just gonna be

uh we’ll be waiting for a moment for the

guests to arrive

i’m really sorry for these technical

difficulties uh

sometimes with the the wetness

of the environment in this area it can

sort of be

off-putting for people’s skin so there

is a chance that our guest

went to the drop-off point could sort of

feel it affecting his skin and then

maybe ran to the market to get some

lotion or something like that

and you think that’s the most likely

scenario

more than what you what were you saying

do you think he was

zooming around like like sonic the

hedgehog just going

[Music]

no like yes i would say it’s more

realistic that he

went to a cvs to get lotion yeah i would

say that’s true

okay all right well we can um

what do you want to do that we’ve got we

got some free time here

yeah um well do we actually

you know i forgot to bring the chore

wheel

from the studio but i actually have my

own

personal tour wheel for the stuff around

my house

okay well that’s i mean i guess i could

because like you want to just help with

like knock off a couple things uh yeah

we

have the time i guess um

why why not okay okay

so let’s go ahead and uh spin this thing

and yeah if you notice this is

a bit louder um and

how do i like audibly stinkier

than the other chore wheel but that’s we

are working on that

okay so we meaning you and tim yeah i’ve

got a

yeah well um don’t know who that

is right okay i i gotta finish a puzzle

first before i can even get

but before i can even think about

getting to that let’s just go ahead and

spin this

okay

[Music]

okay it says

feed the things that are grabbing at

your feet okay

so this is actually more complicated

than that let’s on well

my fear was that they are meant to eat

my feet so this is a comfort to me

well it shouldn’t be comforting because

that might happen if we don’t feed them

fast enough or the right way

or we don’t give them the right food

okay so what what do they eat

and so there are creatures these are

organic life forms

they eat mice like a lot of like a lot

of uh creatures and people sometimes

um unfortunately the mice are also kind

of mixed in with the fog and the

creatures

so if you i’m gonna just go i’m gonna

just put my feet up

sort of i’m gonna sit cross-legged style

okay and then i’m just gonna give you

this little spear here

and i’m just gonna let you uh hunt for

those hunt for those mice

and of course if you accidentally hit

one of the things that

i mean it’ll get you yeah

no i i don’t know if i want to do your

chores

now i mean yeah it can it’ll start

eating us pretty quickly if we don’t do

this

okay no i’m really glad it actually

landed on this one because if it landed

on something else

we would probably have to pivot to this

anyway yeah

okay okay so i’ll just

it’s he’s really sort of making these

kind of pathetic flailing motions

um i think he thinks it’s really

interesting to see what

other people think s stabbing or using a

spear is

it’s not what he’s doing ah okay it’s on

my finger

okay okay it’s yeah

i noticed you were sort of using it more

like a like a pole vault

yeah is there another way to

well i had to get around i guess that’s

true

i mean and it keeps your feet off the

ground that’s kind of smart but i don’t

i don’t really understand the reason why

you had to vault

over that bookshelf over there yeah well

i mean like you even did like a spin and

land

thing well i there was a view i thought

there might be a good view over there

and uh didn’t pan out you thought like

someone was looking into a window is

that where

to watch you and that’s why you were

doing that move a little bit of that

that was definitely a suspicion but it

was more i just to get the lay of the

land

and you know even though it’s such a

very small cramp space

filled with fog i i don’t i thought i

could get a better view of the place

maybe it looked

just like yoda’s and not so dark and

damp

but no it does look very dark and damp

throughout yeah

and it’s actually damper the higher you

go

oh that that is odd okay and that’s just

the moisture clouds gathering at the

roof

you can see that there yeah

okay and that’s those are the stink

clouds you can see

okay you don’t want to accidentally get

your head in there

yeah okay that i mean that’s a disease

you don’t want to get stinky head

yeah so and so just for our listeners

this is

in a way this is a treat we haven’t had

you know cameron’s home is almost the

guest right now

with with how like there’s just a whole

separate

system here yeah it’s you know how

people like to say

that uh you know the location is

the main character of a story like oh

new york is one of the main characters

london is one of the main characters of

this movie

or in a podcast yeah my home is sort of

the

fourth main character of the jock talk

podcast after me

dr london dj dillon and timothy

yes yeah and so and timothy

is timothy a person who

okay um should we do

i know i guess we have time for one more

chore we i assume the guest is on their

way

let me hey timothy

oh he’s doing a puzzle so he’s not gonna

look up for a while anyway okay

okay so well you know okay actually

i have a question for you okay because

you were hinting at something earlier

and if you could just be honest with me

okay so earlier i was talking about

my fashion choices and how

you know as you said i’ve been for for

decades i’ve been wearing these

scrubs pants these trousers

do you do you think do you think i

should change that

like for my cool outfits and you

you actually want my honest opinion you

know you can’t get mad at my opinion

right i i probably could but no i am

asking

so but you’re asking so you’re not going

to get mad when for me telling you the

truth

once again i can’t decide ahead of time

what my

feelings will be okay but i just want to

know there’s not going to be any sort of

retaliation i’m not going to be fired

because of my opinion on your clothes

right

and i really can’t guarantee any of that

but i would like to have your opinion on

my fashion choices whether you think i

should try to change it up

honestly even now since we have the time

all right i’m going to be completely

honest with you

and if there are consequences to this

then that is totally fine i completely

understand

um dr london when i take a look at you

um

all i see is a lack

of forrest gump leg braces i think you

need to bring those back man

with the scrubs the scrubs are killing

it

okay and you’re so i i have the

the leg braces framed at home take those

bad boys down

okay and so the scrubs are working okay

because yeah you just sounded so

critical earlier i wasn’t sure

well it’s just like how do i put this

the whole time i’ve known you i could

tell that something was

missing sort of missing

deep down sort of a

well when you say do you just mean

like below the waist waist

down sort of like a

forest gump leg braces shaped hole in

your life

[Music]

and i think that can be filled with

force gun leg braces

which you already have yeah

would you say that as if that’s weird uh

okay

okay so i can i can make that change um

i mean can i ask about like i guess i

don’t really need to ask but maybe i

feel rude for not asking about my

fashion choices um okay and i don’t want

to

okay i i don’t want to be mean i don’t

want to be mean

uh yes you do

look at your face and tell that you want

that you’ve been waiting for this

yes so for our listeners for our

listeners

um cameron has been wearing

you know you know they have those sort

of bubble boy suits

uh cameron has one of those on

except with so many holes poked in it

uh that it’s just he’s wearing

plastic bagging like thick plastic

when he walks around yeah it’s a swiss

cheese

bubble boy outfit yeah so

um i the holes are to be able to breathe

better

yeah no i assumed that that was your

train of thought

but you know you also said that because

you can only breathe in that thing for a

little while

the thing is you you told me that you

got you were wearing this suit in the

first place because

you wanted to stay safe from pathogens

from the virus you know

yeah and that’s i’m still doing that i

just made a couple air holes to make it

easier to breathe

okay i so the point i’m getting at is

that those air holes

negate the effect of the overall

costume because you’re saying the air

holes make the costume ugly

it’s not a costume i’m not denying that

but they’re the efficacy you know

uh as as a viral prophylactic

uh is is not there except it’s already

gone viral

okay okay i know about your tick tock

videos yeah

um so i know you’re wrong about that i

definitely

you okay i changed my mind you shouldn’t

be wearing scrubs because you aren’t

smart enough

to be able to answer answer people’s

questions when they call upon you at the

grocery store

we’re at the at the bank okay at the

mall

someone’s having an emergency they see

you in scrubs and they say doctor help

me

and you’re gonna go over there and

you’re gonna say oh well you shouldn’t

poke holes

in there you know what i think i’ve had

enough of this i’m gonna go for a walk

okay i’m gonna go with you and i’m gonna

take the tour wheel

and the recording equipment okay oh okay

you really have a

full setup to strap it to you okay i

mean it’s a wagon

strapped to my belt so i don’t i can do

it hands-free yeah

okay just i just kind of pull it with

the back of my pants i have to hold on

to the front of my pants of course so

they don’t

get pulled down i’m just impressed that

that’s gonna make it through this little

the crawl space exit here

okay

let me just open the wagon door so we

can get all the equipment through

and then i can just walk through

okay okay

uh is that you want to walk i’m giving

you free reign

this is this is my treat to you dr

london yeah so i’m seeing

you know cruelty because you haven’t

forced the blindfold on me i can see

there’s a road nearby

and is that who’s that by the road is

that is that timothy

gathering timothy

okay coke from the

yeah the garage fridge okay

no i don’t know who that is i think it’s

a neighbor maybe down the street or

something yeah well it does look like

they

they’ve got a bag of leaves there and so

now what i’m wondering is

if you i mean if you don’t like

if my scrub trousers don’t look good

do you think that a bag of leaves could

make

i don’t know like i know there are no

braces

on there are you suggesting that we sort

of cover ourselves in some of this goop

and go roll in the leaves

i was just gonna do the easier thing of

take the bag of

leaves and cut holes in the bottom all

right so i’m just gonna

goop you up okay here you go just

stretch your arm out

yeah and don’t don’t swallow it yeah i

need you to cough

five times then don’t

yeah don’t swallow okay and then we’re

gonna

okay okay

okay then are we do you

i mean can you roll first it is my house

just be here the gas that’s fine okay

yeah i’ll try and you’re sure this is

fashionable

yeah i mean i guess you were the one

that asked this to me i don’t i don’t

know

yeah i asked it and then like you could

have just said no

that sounds really weird but if that’s

well i wish i had known that that was an

option before i covered ourselves in

this goop

you can’t wash this stuff off okay well

let me

it has to peel off over the course of a

few weeks in that case i will uh timothy

could i get that

bag of leaves who are you talking to

the the guy by the side of the road is

that not timothy

hey tam yeah don’t listen to him

okay well i don’t think that i think

that’s a neighbor maybe from down the

street

i don’t know that guy i’ll go ahead and

ask him for the

i don’t know i feel like i could just

pay to have this done get the bag of

leaves

it’ll be secure i can tie it off as

opposed to just falling off everywhere

and i i just want to have some semblance

of clothing for my lower

half so you’d rather do that than just

be covered in

just with goop and leaves which you’re

already covered in

yes i would rather have the extra layer

of

protection okay yes so go talk to that

strange man i don’t know who that is

okay hello yes

uh how how much for the bag

of yeah with the leaves

uh-huh okay not for sale

okay um can i

you know is there is there any way i can

get you to part with it just

like look at me i’m not look

okay hundred dollars

for for a bag of dead leaves

um what what about

you know five dollars

okay 60. uh

okay maybe you know what ten dollars

okay forty dollars

i honestly it it’s worth it for

i’m in a very unusual situation if i

could yeah

okay okay

okay okay cameron i got it you got your

outfit

yeah is it does it look good

uh i mean i definitely respect it more

than

an ignorant man like yourself learning

about the scrubs yeah

okay that’s not a bunch of scrubs it’s

like

a top and bottom no yeah you’ve got the

hat scrubs you’ve got the shirt scrubs

you’ve got the pants scrubs

scrubs the elbow pads scrubs

the yeah collarbone scrubs

okay i guess diaper scrubs maybe we can

go

let’s just go back in now that we have

now that i have this

and then just um

maybe we can just end it because i i i’m

guessing that this

serial killer physician is not going to

show up i mean there’s really

no way to say that because i did send

him the address of the drop-off point

so let me just tam hey can i get that

coke from the garage

yeah so it doesn’t like he’s at the

drop-off point

now but maybe we wait let’s just do

let’s just spin a tour wheel out here

okay what one more and then maybe we can

just

call it sure sure let’s do one more okay

[Music]

okay okay cameron i don’t know what this

one means

i mean it’s pretty self-explanatory it’s

climbed to the top of

cameron mountain yeah

so where where is that i’m not seeing

maybe look behind you okay

so that whole

thing so for our listeners

uh what cameron appears to be referring

to is

a large mountain made of

diapers uh

cameron you don’t have any

children do you yet

but they look like they are still hoping

diapers

one day i’m going to meet the right lady

and and maybe have a have a couple

little cameras running around

well i guess because what i’m really

wondering is why do you have so many

used

diapers making a mountain i

don’t know who that is i haven’t heard

that name timothy

no i said used uh okay okay i guess

um let’s okay i’ll

well the chore wheel was how about you

climb that mountain then

i don’t think you know only one of us

needs to

i guess well this is what i’m thinking

do you see it here i’m going to give you

this pair of binoculars

do you see sort of like above the clouds

there where those birds are circling

around

do you see that tiny little tiny little

thing up there

yeah the the ferret is that a ferret

no the thing that’s bigger than that

ferret

thing okay a door and some windows

oh you have a did you you built

a structure on top of cameron mountain

which is

yeah i have a cabin i have a cabin on a

mountain of course you do

who wouldn’t do that okay so you’re the

reason to climb the mountain is to

enjoy the okay and unfortunately i

i know what you’re saying you want me to

go up there by myself

and and finish the chore but the actual

reason that we have to go up there

is that that’s where uh that’s where all

your checks are

oh so there’s

we’re actually okay okay all the

sponsors are paying off okay

no no your paychecks for the next two

years i

i was able to i kind of had them

forwarded to my

to my house and asked for uh

in advance for two years

okay okay so it’s so if you want to be

paid for the next two years we gotta go

up there

yeah if it’s my money then yes i do want

that

okay so we can go up i guess you can

yeah keep pulling your wagon up

yeah we got the wagon and then if we can

just

we can use one of these dog sleds

yep and if you could just pull pull me

on that

because the i don’t have a i don’t own a

dog

yeah okay but if you if

because this because i’m pulling the

wagon so i’m already i’ve already got my

hands full so you’ll just pull me

on that yeah okay

honestly i’m i’m so just ready for this

to be done but

i’ve got my you know the my

trash bag full of leaves that are

around my waist okay here we go

just uh climb our way up how are you

feeling now

i’m just gonna rest while you do this

honestly

yeah okay

what i mean to answer your question i

guess i’m doing okay

i have this buddy of mine

i guess you would call him a buddy even

though there’s sort of a transactional

nature to our relationship

that one that one definitely opened up

and that is that adult

i think it’ll matter i wouldn’t look in

there

uh sort of have you ever seen indiana

jones

yeah you know how looking in that that

diaper they opened up caused them all to

like melt

you know i i’m gonna i feel like

i know part of what you’re talking about

but it might have been

it was a gold thing not a thing full of

you know stool but i don’t that night is

a blur

for me when i watch that so yeah maybe

there’s other stuff getting mixed in

there

but the point is don’t look in there

just keep going

anyway to answer your question my buddy

i don’t know he promised to

pull me up

my mouth okay that’s we are so close to

being done and if you’re just gonna give

me attitude about

me carrying you and your equipment up a

mountain made of

used diapers which seem to be have been

used by

an adult person

[Music]

i don’t again i’ve never met a timothy

in my life

[Music]

ah and okay and we’re there okay let’s

just go inside

and we’re well don’t and watch your feet

here you

i mean you realize how high we are yeah

not for our listeners

mountain was not an exaggeration

let’s just say people have fallen

i’m getting altitude sickness right now

like it is difficult to breathe

that the smell isn’t helping either okay

oh yeah you don’t want to smell

anything so let’s just breathe

just breathe through your mouth

as much as you can just avoid breathing

through your nose

okay um oh you got a

little journal here for me

it looks like the last the last person

to ride in it

they wrote out screams

oh yeah so i think it was a double

feature of uh i mean we would watch

scream

and then we watch indiana jones okay

okay

because it looks like the the

handwriting is really shaky

it looks like they’re struggling but it

was just

from watching a scary movie uh no i mean

that’s probably they’re probably just

being consumed by the diapers and the

smell with that point because that yeah

that’ll

that’ll get you high all right

uh i’m not kidding when i say don’t

sniff this stuff it’s not just because

it’s stinky

it’s yeah it is the uh the methane gases

yeah okay um so yeah let’s just

avoid sort of an equivalent to it’s sort

of an

in-between of ketamine and pcp

like not as weak as ketamine but not as

strong as pcp

is if you ingest this

level of this specific type of diaper

fumes yeah

okay well i feel like we’re you know we

did that chore that’s two chores done

that’s more than i usually do

uh are we about ready to be to be done

here i

i just feel like the gases are really

building here

uh yeah i mean i’m just gonna take a nap

here but maybe after i get up we could

uh

you know head back down and then uh you

know you know maybe if you want to you

know

maybe want to hang out maybe we could

play some like code names or something

uh well i’m pretty i’m pretty ready to

go

well man this is making me drowsy

how long have i been out

uh why am i only wearing the those bit

like my shirt’s gone i’m just

there’s it’s so cold

because i could just write something

okay it’s been i passed out first

for so long it’s been what 12 hours

um okay i guess i can write

that makes this hour 13.

okay

so cameron i’m writing in your in this

journal is that okay

yeah all right um okay finishing up

there

well well well it seems that timothy

was the timoth key to all of dr london’s

problems all along

but one question remains who is timothy

and where were all those diapers coming

from

well the world may never know

but what we do know is that we don’t

know

in the jock dock zone

and you know i think about it i should

just

leave another dinosaur closing through

[Music]

oh no oh no no no we don’t need that and

you

don’t you don’t really get a saying

there okay

itself i’m gonna i’m gonna throw those

doctors dead

wake up

i think that while you were asleep a

diaper was thrown

and the structural integrity of your

mountain was compromised

was timothy throwing diapers in the

diaper i told him that we

it could not sustain another diaper yeah

um oh gosh

oh man i feel like i’m on ketamine

it’s like watching myself which

i mean that’s just a catchphrase of

yours before now but

with all the gases okay well that’s

uh i i kind of just want to end this i’m

not

like what the

the recording we’re still recording

aren’t we oh

yeah let me check the wagon it pulled my

pants down

uh yep yep looks like we’re still

recording

thank you to cameron our producer

for you know kind of last minute

bringing us up to some good

well inviting us into his home to record

and

oh no no no no okay and uh my name is

down if you just duck down uh we got a

big one triple dot

[Music]

it’s on the catapult thank you to

digital in the house

[Music]

like people don’t feel comfortable

approaching me they’re very intimidated

i get it i’m a doctor i’m a podcast host

you know

i’m not kidding when i say don’t sniff

this stuff it’s not just because it’s

stinky

it’s sort of an equivalent to sort of an

in-between of

ketamine and pcp

like not as weak as ketamine but as

strong as pcp

is if you ingest

this level of this

when people don’t feel comfortable

approaching me they’re very intimidative

i get it i’m a doctor

[Music]

i get it

my name is dr londonsmith.com just just

duck down

hold this um and this has been

the jock doc podcast see ya

[Music]

[Music]

wow

you choked down the smoothie trying to

hide a grimace

as the warm and friendly face in front

of you gaze is expectantly at your

reaction

[Music]

so you say this is vomit flavored you

ask

politely that friendly face beams with

pride

that’s right pudding wow

if we drank more vomit flavored things

instead of

dumb vitamins why all of us would be

healthy

now how many gallons can i put you down

for

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