Hey kids you’re about to listen to a

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means that none of this is medical

advice

if you need medical advice or medical

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podcast featuring dr london

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if it’s not that serious of an emergency

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or something

introducing your host dr london

smith hello and welcome to the jock doc

podcast where we discuss fitness and

health

and how to incorporate our modern

understanding of science and medicine

into our daily lives but without it

being so boring

i’m your host dr london smith.com

i’d like to begin by apologizing to our

listeners we’ve received some feedback

about the excessive amount of technical

medical terms that i’ve been using

such as adnexal tenderness and vehicular

man’s

laughter so i’ll try to temper my

terminology to a simpler one in the

future

here to help with that is our producer

cameron good evening

good evening what’s um what’s what’s

going on

you sound like you’re kind of in a

different

mood from usual that’s because

i decided um that

my lifelong dream since i was a child is

that i’m gonna be a pop star

wow okay i decided that just a week ago

and so do you know that you know the

term lifelong dream

has evolved to mean so many different

things today

and i think that’s one of the important

things that we can learn really from

this podcast

but anyway i’ve been writing so ho ho ma

hutch song hong’s doctor london

yeah and i kind of think maybe you think

maybe i

you want to hear the the one i’ve been

working on right now

uh yes and so this is normally a

you know a medical education podcast

okay but just give me

just give me just just give me just let

me let me preview it

all right yeah okay okay um dj dylan can

you go ahead and play the backing music

yes

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coming around the mountain when she

comes she’ll be coming

out and when she comes

hey cameron what what okay

and and i know you really you know you

you must have coordinated a lot with dj

dylan for that background music

you know for that for that very original

song well in the drama

the drop alone took us i mean a month

yes yeah it’s just before because

i didn’t have the dream of being a pop

star before

you know i had the dream of being a pop

star after

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like creating this insane drop basically

i started with the drop and now i’m

building a career around it

yeah what and that was more you know

arguably due to dylan’s drop right

i mean everything is a collaboration

you don’t you’ve never produced music

you don’t know the industry dr

london that’s you know that’s kanye west

isn’t necessarily on the boards anymore

like he used to be but he’s more of the

captain of the ship

as you could say directing the other

producers where to go

and isn’t that just as important uh

i’m not i’m not sure that like you said

i’m not so involved in the industry but

and dj dylan won’t let me use pro tools

so

no he won’t really won’t really let me

touch it so that’s not my fault i would

help out more

if he would let me learn pro tools now

are you referring to

the the program the software pro tools

or are you referring to that

okay because i know you have a toy chest

with some

what you call pro tools well yeah and i

also got

i also got my pro tool guy he does it

professionally

he tells you what tools you need like he

you can go to him about anything like

you can say hey i’ve got this like nail

but i don’t really know what to do with

it and he’ll be like hammer like he’ll

show

he’s really really hands-on too but i

don’t know why i’m talking about them

i would like to play the rest of my song

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when she comes she’ll be coming around

the mountain

i hate to interrupt i i hate to

interrupt

but don’t seem to hate it that much yeah

but um you know we got to move on we

have i’ve

usually i hate something i’m not going

to do it two times in a row

that’s me this yeah if you’re a mass of

kids i don’t care that’s fine

okay so but we we’re you know we’ll go

ahead and move on from there but you

know i

that does bring up uh also with us is

DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE

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and dj dylan won’t let me use pro tools

you know i had the dream of being a pop

star after after

like creating this insane drawing

basically i started with the drought and

now i’m building a career around it

and that was more you know

right

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and later cameron tells him that we will

have um

the best guest we’ve ever had the best

guess we’ve ever had at the

number 100 and we should we haven’t

talked about this in a long time but

just in case there are

any expectations we i will say it is not

shaq

and you already know it’s not shaq dr

london in many

ways many old previous episodes dr

london continuously thought our guest

would end up being shaq

and it’s not and it’s not check i don’t

want to give people that expectation i

think his

is going to be um like in april or if we

have it scheduled

but yeah this is it’s huge for us

okay man i i was really pumped for our

guest

because you have given me some hints but

so it’s

so it’s not shack oh i thought you knew

who it was have i been keeping this a

secret is this on me

well it’s you i don’t remember it gave

me a name

but now all i can think of is shaq

it’s anyway we can we can move on i open

my mouth

and my vocal cords go into sort of an

auto mode

and then i close my mouth and they stop

but that doesn’t necessarily mean like

things are being retained as that

happens it just

you go

well great speaking of which uh

you know maybe we should address some

listener feedback

yeah so i found this note taped to the

back of a hamster that was thrown

through my window

i don’t know if it was meant to be an

act of vandalism or a gift

or a gif but the note reads quote

sus stands for sucking up sausages

apparently chewing your food is

old-fashioned now

bloody teenagers can’t even respect the

teeth god gave them

end quote so first of all i would like

to thank you so much for reaching out

to the jock talk podcast and this one’s

actually kind of a special one because

dr lynn you’ve

kind of made this same point quite a bit

not really the sausages but that people

don’t appreciate their teeth enough

i mean you talk yeah you i feel like

almost every conversation that is

created

is being guided by everything you’re

saying to eventually discuss

the importance of teeth and you’re not a

dentist

but yeah but you still have value

yeah the thing is there are heart

conditions and this is one of those

things where

you wish as a doctor that you could be a

dentist as well because it there’s a

bridge you know

if people science people have to get

antibiotics before they have

you know oral stuff down to their mouth

because

it can cause heart disease if certain

bacteria

you know are allowed to get in so it’s

yeah it’s just so fascinating yeah but

you don’t have to bring that up and

let’s say

an interview like i i guess you know

this was a while ago when you were

applying for the jobs at your hospital

but you

they asked for uh you know like what are

your greatest strengths and you said

when something tough comes along i just

i’m able to grip my teeth and just

bear it and speaking of my teeth and

then you just went

off yeah you gave

them a i mean you got the job so i mean

it did work

but like you see what i mean every time

it felt like you were gonna get the job

anyway and then they had to stay like 30

minutes

longer to discuss yeah

well just teeth in general human teeth

but but

a lot about my teeth as well because

like all show like yeah i don’t even

have gum disease

yeah i don’t know if you’ve noticed that

about me no i

i have you bring it up a lot so yeah i

definitely definitely have

and like like none i don’t have any gun

disease

maybe if your cousin that you haven’t

spoken to in five years calls you

reaching out trying to reconnect maybe

like the conversation shouldn’t go hey

london i’ve been thinking about you

lately

and then you said oh i’ve been thinking

about teeth

and then you just started going off i

don’t think the cousin said anything

else

well why would they no well obvi we’re

gonna be focused on teeth

it’s just it it just you have to guide

every conversation to the teeth that is

all i’m asking

yeah okay you know what fine fine so

well from this listener they they’re

saying that chewing your food is

old-fashioned sus

stands for sucking up sausages so

uh you know thank you to the listener

for letting us know what sus

stands for because i didn’t know that

it’s it is nice to have a tie-in

to to the teeth thing chewing your food

is actually part of the digestive

process

so if teenagers are sucking up sausages

rather than chewing them

enough that is that is problematic and

you know i don’t want to sound too

drastic here but that could lead to

choking

if they don’t chew their food so nobody

and like

you’re like you’re working

you’re working the problem backwards you

are you you want to talk about teeth and

now you’re finding

issues with like not appreciating teeth

this is what it says this is the

listener

it’s this is all the listen i get that

that’s a listener but you’re now

really stressing the importance of not

sucking down sausages

and and actually properly using your

teeth but there is a reason you picked

this

letter like it sounds like you started

with the idea how can i talk about teeth

and then worked backwards from there

you did like a control f on your letter

database

yeah which is i mean that’s

i i sorted through the physical mail

that we have we have a lot of paper mail

yeah um well i mean you get the you know

you got this from a hamster that was

throwing your through your window but

you take all that you put in a pile yeah

we get

tons of so many animals so many so much

vermin

piled up yeah but you get what i’m

saying this

though this whole thing i mean i’m

starting to think this whole podcast is

a way

for you to eventually get to this

episode to talk about teeth

it took you like 90 episodes to finally

bring it up

well we’re here aren’t we oh gosh

the whole show is pivoting now isn’t it

uh well i can’t speak for where it’s

gonna go it’s

we can’t pivot for this episode at least

we can talk about this after but we

cannot pivot to a teeth-based podcast

right now in the middle of an episode

i mean of course we’re going to talk

about it

and afterwards that’s that’s what i talk

about

but yeah i shouldn’t even mention that

yeah but uh

you know anyway to that listener thank

you for listening

and thank you for letting us know about

the importance of dental health

which is critical you know if yep

if you can’t shoot properly you really

could die and

cameron wants to blow past that but you

could die

no one is confused about this there is

no one confused about this

okay it’s just you know the mortality

rates anyway

the mortality rate of what

of people choking because they don’t use

their teeth

because they don’t appreciate it enough

because people are so sus

yeah okay now for today’s medical topic

arteo arteovenous malformation so

consider that term arterial venous

malformation

there is a malformation of arteries and

veins in other words

a malformation of blood vessels in this

case

these are the ones located in the colon

so these arterial venous malformations

are tortuous

dilated veins in the submucosa of the

colon wall

it is a common this is i mean this has

to be the

fourth or fifth time we’re talking about

the colon is this what is this

yeah so colon health is pretty important

and you know colon cancer

is a significant oh yeah no i’m sure

it’s something to

be concerned about for yeah and so just

this is a part of your

body systems and so it’s important to

know

what what there is that you could end up

dealing with

i what do you is yeah so what do you

think

in a medical podcast where we talk about

different pathologies what did you

think we would uh-huh do you think that

we would just skip over the next thing

every time

no i just think i think it would be more

like sports related

i don’t know i had different

expectations for this show but but

the the point is just like i mean colin

it’s just gross for one

because we talk about teeth more or is

that the

is that the problem no i don’t want to

pivot to talking about teeth more the

it’s just it’s a lot of duty talk and i

i’ve this is it’s

this has never been that kind of show

ever well that’s that’s true but that’s

because we’re in a different system

so we were doing cardiology which by the

way

and so now we’re in the duty you can get

endocarditis if you don’t chew your food

properly and that’s

part of the digestive system anyway so

uh in other words malformation of blood

vessels so these arterial venous

malformations are tortuous dilated veins

in the submucosa of the colon wall

it’s a common cause of lower

gastrointestinal bleeding in patients

over the age of 60.

bleeding is usually low grade but 15

percent of patients may

have massive hemorrhage of veins rupture

so

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but as i said it’s usually low grade uh

arterial venous malformation is

typically diagnosed by colonoscopy

and in about 90 of patients the bleeding

stops spontaneously

it can frequently and then the other

term 10

it’s you know there’s a chance what’s

the outcome for the other

10 you know that it wouldn’t

stop spontaneously that it could keep

bleeding and need intervention

but that’s why it can be you know

frequently treated by colonoscopy

coagulation of the lesion

if bleeding persists then you might

go ahead and proceed to a right

hemicolectomy but that’s that’s not

really

as common right usually it’ll stop

except for 10 of people who get it which

is like a huge amount

well and then those cases usually you

can they just bleed out

their butt no no colonoscopy so they

stick a a camera okay up the um

up the the right and the the wood

for some weird collection you have yeah

and then you would coagulate using the

devices attached to that

i don’t know what that means but that

sounds disgusting

that sounds really disgusting i don’t

want to coagulate anyone’s colon

or anything like that anyway you can

continue on i’m sorry

to keep interrupting the duty talk has

like spun me out of control it’s

it’s yeah no i’m sorry to get you so

so frustrated i feel like this this is

not the most frustrating topic

and maybe i bring up teeth

a little too often no one was asking no

one was talking about it it did not get

brought up

again dr london i’m not trying to be

rude but if you go down a teeth hole

you’re it’s gonna be a long time before

you get out of it we got to do the show

okay okay you know what i mean i’m

trying to come at it with as a friend

you know

i don’t want to get you in that cycle

yeah

okay okay we you know we we can go on

from there if you like then

yeah i mean are you done with your your

duty last year yeah yeah no i’m finished

it was

and now every so do i mean is there like

a

moral lesson or a lesson at the end like

check your duty twice a day or whatever

just you know usually like i said

they’re

you know they’re small they’re not

really a big deal usually

but it’s one of those things that

whenever you go for colonoscopy it’s one

of those things that can scare you

because you hear a malformation that

sounds scary but

so i think what dr london is saying here

is if it’s brown

send it down but if it’s piss let it sit

well that’s i don’t know that’s not what

i was saying i

you should flush it just in general

flush it down if you’re gonna if it

comes out of your body like that

but um we can we can move on from there

all right cameron uh you said that we

had and

you know i’m i’m trying not to freak out

here but you said that we have a huge

guest today

a huge huge guest and honestly dr london

you have permission to freak out and i

took it

because it’s uh you know what uh sorry

sorry let me let me you just want to

call him man

yeah yes yes please please come in um

you know hello

hello i heard

i heard there was a good doctor in the

house

oh okay so i knew i got my name dr

dr cameron said you were a huge fan and

uh let me just say

on behalf of the johnson and johnson

bandages and plastics corporation

thank you for having me yeah so

and so it’s weird because cameron isn’t

a doctor but

uh well you’re someone else who we’re

talking about the listeners are going

who is this what’s going on

guys we have the one and only doctor

heel bandage that’s right wow

i’m just ah i don’t even know

i like i’m pinching myself right now

it’s not a dream it’s not a dream all

right

if you pinch too hard i have a bandage

well i don’t think like anyone in

america like needs a description of

who you are well i’m just going to say

like we do have some listeners in like

very weird places like northern

australia southern australia

east west those are like by the way

huge market and it’s just but i don’t

know if they’re like i don’t know if

every single person is familiar with who

we’re talking about here so maybe could

you give

a little bit of a description i can’t

even oh yes

i crying i’m actually crying

dr london is speechless i’m of course

again dr hill bandage

uh representative of the johnson and

johnson bandage and plastics corporation

and i’m here to spread the good message

of bandages yes

yeah you really say like you you know

you’re really you’re not just a mascot

like you’re an actual representative

of these bandages you go to legally yes

you go to the bandage conferences

like you’re involved you’re on the board

of directors you’re this is your life

and uh uh this this is uh actually have

a little uh

inside info that which i’m gonna reveal

just here today

oh no we are bringing it back the

band aid concert and i’m gonna headline

it this year

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does that mean new music is on the way

new music is on the way my gosh

and they heard that you’re trying to

branch out

if into need someone to collaborate with

please

i i think we gotta have the premiere

medical advice podcast no i yes i i

don’t even

oh i’m still i like your album just on

repeat sorry

your album your latest album is on

repeat thank you thank you

yeah but like whenever i go driving

around i’m like and all that

you know some of my doctor friends don’t

kind of get it as much

but like i i mean and if whenever i hear

it on the radio

and they don’t normally play it except

i’ll call in to ask

of course yeah but like yeah but it’s so

they’ll usually play it unless he had

just called before

and already we can’t do two in a row

we’d love to

yeah i certainly thank you doctor

i mean that i know you’re gonna headline

i mean that’s really exciting

that’s right are there other acts i

assume there’s got to be other

acts right isn’t the whole thing

supposed to be it’s like a like huge

super groupish type yes so we have a

hologram

of the first doctor uh

he’s sort of like a positive figure

based on archaeology that

should be really exciting wow and we

have a hologram

of the hologram doctor from star trek

voyager what’s up uh

the well we’re actually holding a fan

contest to decide the name of the

hologram of the very first doctor um

his last name will of course be johnson

and johnson kind of smushed together

but the first name is going to be up for

a fan vote oh

okay i mean is that should i should we

just submit our votes

you know we’re fans so i mean i mean

should we just want to get yours now

sure well it it it’s going to be an open

poll where anyone can submit names

and this and there’s not going to be any

rules or restrictions so i’m sure it

will go great okay yeah that can only

end well okay it could only end well

i’m gonna i’ve got my uh i think he

should be named disney

oh disney jonathan yeah that’s

not gonna be like like an issue with

like trademarks right

disney’s just a name and i mean with the

power of the jones and johnson

corporation behind it

who could say no exactly and also even

though

there aren’t disney characters on the

bandages if you see that name you can

kind of imagine them on there

and that’s a ton of fun right which is

legally all that i permitted

yeah and it’s better than having him on

there because like look if i just had

the 101 dominations on my bandages

that’s awesome but that’s all i have but

you know what i have an infinite amount

of is imagination

and so i can look at these bandages and

say oh today it’s

the emperor it’s eartha kitt’s character

from emperor’s new groove

and that’s all yeah that’s all my

bandages

and it’s uh it’s just i already the only

reason i even suggested this because i

already do this at home like personally

and i want other people to enjoy it as

much as i do you know

it’s always nice to meet someone using

bandages in a novel way

yeah well well no they’re used in a very

very practical way for

a lot of things right my life we

talked about a little bit last week but

my feet right now

an infection has grown large enough

where they’ve sort of fused

together maybe maybe in a mermaid’s tail

type of look

oh okay and i don’t know what to do with

it so it’s all wrapped in bandages

right now right that’s not what i was

gonna say you should

you should just wrap them in a bandage

oh they sounds like you’re

way ahead of the game you are a smart

bandage consumer dr kevin

thank you that’s so wow

and you know what you know who i imagine

uh

is on these bandages the cast of

treasure planet

oh oh an underrated classic yeah

and i’m so i’m sorry i like i’ve been

it’s been so hard to say anything

because i’m so

there’s so many okay so but i’ve i think

i have my

i’m trying to think of the name my not

my name suggestions oh yes yes

so yeah we we have disney and then it

was doctor

yeah doctor medical no stupid stupid uh

duck sucks that’s stupid it’s stupid

everyone hates me i’m not allowed to be

negative but uh

no no no it was um i’ll just remember no

that was and that wasn’t

that was my real one that was uh that

was a stupid joke

um doctor what’s around what’s wrong

doctor doctor what’s around doctor

what’s around yes

yes doctor what’s around joseph johnson

yeah okay

yeah because then and then you can do

doctor what’s around and that’s like

call a response to the crowd and then

they can go weird around and then

which makes it clever and not stupid

which was right

that’s right okay i can concede that’s

not stupid

what you said before was very stupid we

can let that go

we can move yeah but why would we even

because it was like i was

about to say your name why are we even

talking about this one

when dr bandage is here why are we even

talking because we’re wasting time

i’m here to serve the show and the needs

of the corporation

and i mean what are those needs i mean

getting people to buy bandages right

well

we don’t want to get people to buy

binges we are providing a necessary

product

so we want people to feel better

through using our bandages yeah and how

do they use and or

other plastic products yes how would

they acquire those bandages

in plastic products usually well they’re

yes you well you you exchange currency

generally although

they make a great gift true but i assume

christmas

just passed but it’s never too late to

stuff the stocking for next year

well it just it just passed a while ago

but i

so i’m well for one thing still

i’m so sorry to our listeners i’m not

normally like this i’m not really

gushing this much but it’s you know it’s

kind of like you meet your hero and then

you you hear them speaking and you’re

like

my hero and my hero’s hero you know what

i mean like

all of my heroes is here it’s everyone

everyone i know

looks up to you so much and it’s can i

say first thank you

thank you thank you for your life well

how does

you’ve always you’ve obviously made such

a positive impact

on the world i mean they like to think

so um you know they even

renamed the cincinnati reds field after

you

and that’s right how does that i mean

that’s got to be a lot of pressure on

you is it

i mean is it always easy and fun no you

know it’s not it’s

it’s hard work promoting health and

welfare especially

in an anti-medical anti-plastics climate

like we

generally find ourselves in nowadays

right

oh yeah with everyone moving towards

like paper

and like paper have you ever tried to

put a paper straw on a wound

it does nothing it does nothing

nothing at all no plastics but a plastic

straw

there’s a lot of use for that there’s a

there’s so many uses for a plastic straw

turtles love them

turtles love them you can probably use

them in a tracheotomy somehow

probably um legally i can’t say yes but

probably

well this this that’s a lot of y’all’s

advertising is just like suggesting that

you should probably do something without

explicitly saying except for what’s

sort of like a hamburger helper has a

serving suggestion

yeah and it it like it allows us again

to use our imagination like you’re not

holding our

our hands you’re you’re giving us the

tools for us to learn and create

ourselves

in a lot of ways i love that here’s the

brain is built on bandages what are we

saying doctor

there’s there’s one issue and i like you

know i you know all respect i’m sure

you’ll explain it right

and like i’ll i’m i’m sure i’m being

kind of

weird and dumb about it whatever but

like

so whenever the the the pandemic started

and then kind of monthly after that

you’ve gotten some backlash because of

your tweets saying you know don’t wear a

mask put a band-aid on it

um and then yeah and we hate to bring

this up

um but i feel like conversational would

get mad if we didn’t you know what it

seems like

you know we respect you and you we know

you’re mature

uh what’s it what’s sec hey pamela

i thought you said they won

you said legal cleared it so why are

they

and i definitely read i definitely read

pamela’s email that she had sent earlier

i didn’t

you could not oh no no no no no it’s

five here look i did not read it i

definitely did

here’s my organic statement okay here’s

my organic save it

the problem at no point did dr hill

bandage nor the

johnson and johnson bandages and blasts

corporation

endorsed the use of bandages over masks

what we said was put bandages

over masks as in put them on the mask

the tweet was a hack and has been

misinterpreted

okay the tweet is a hack or it’s been

misinterpreted

the tweet is a hack and has been

misinterpreted people have missing

so what what the hacker meant

was well who knows what that deranged

person meant

okay it’s not well i mean it sounds like

you do

because you just said that what it

actually meant was putting a bandage

over the mask well we

we issued what’s called a retro

endorsement

which is where later we knew what it

meant and we thought that was a good

idea

but the public has been sadly

misinformed by the actions

of one lunatic so and and

that packing these days i don’t wanna i

don’t want to veer off into this subject

but i mean hacking these days is

you know a real issue it is i mean look

what happened to all those patriots on

parlor just

two months ago well i just two weeks ago

i was able to

hack into my ex-wife’s email wow and

i would definitely shouldn’t have been

able to do that so easily

yeah definitely no effort and it like it

was it’s so extremely easy well did you

and i feel like

that really concerned that that bothered

me was the password

i hate husband because i’ve been in that

situation before let me tell you

well no i to be honest the password was

dr hill bandage that was kind of how we

met all of our passwords

all of our passwords are the same one

it’s well yeah it’s dr hill

who’s your ex-wife mac’s wife it

um you know she

like i don’t know her know her but like

we know each other through mutual

friends

you know what i mean like we wouldn’t

like have dinner one-on-one but like in

a group setting we can like

they get along so well in the group

setting like

oh yeah in a group setting yeah most of

my friends get along in a group setting

yeah but yeah would you know do we just

have mutual friends or whatever i don’t

know where like

too well or got it got it but i was able

to hack into her email so easily and i

think privacy is so important

i’m sorry am i on my soap box here dr

london i apologize

it is a huge issue you know and i and

that’s where i think bandages can come

in

if you put a bandage over the screen

when you type in your password hackers

can’t see it

yes oh that’s very interesting

and especially you hear about these

hacks where people like are able to get

into your phone camera

or your uh laptop camera right and

they’re taking pictures of you

yeah if a bandage was over it they can’t

see it

i wouldn’t be able to see anything going

on in my wife’s

living room which and i have no idea

what’s going on in the living room if

she had just

told me over the camera and i you know i

hate to but since you already you know

we’re forthcoming with

a response to the last question thank

you for acknowledging my honesty

yeah um i just wanna if you don’t mind

just touching on just

one more time so as i said it was

repeatedly

you know another time every month it’s

been

monthly that you’ve you’ve gone back and

then a lot of replies

like you’ve been replying to people who

say like well what

you know where i’m asking then you it

just just reading it it looked like you

were really arguing for

the bandages being the band-aids being

better than

a mask and people should throw their

masks away

burn your mask hey uh okay hey uh and

you’re but the thing is is that you’re

consistently doing it like well an

apology comes in then maybe

six weeks later usually at like three in

the morning

you’re starting you’re firing off yeah

well hey here’s a little

here’s a little bts for you you guys are

fans right y’all

y’all love to see behind the scenes

here’s here’s how

yes yes the whole tweet process

actually works and i think this will

clear up the whole thing

what i do is i compose every tweet

in 17th century style medical new latin

and so what i said is that you know

bandages super mascara

which it means it i meant it over but

you could interpret it as

better and it’s really the intern who

just keeps

putting it out yeah it’s the internet

and you know

wouldn’t it be wrong to fire an american

right now

yeah i mean that that’s definitely true

but you why do you keep sending him

the wrong latin message well there’s no

better word for the correct latin

message

without correcting him can you but can

you correct the intern

and say like i’m no longer allowed to

speak

personally to the intern okay okay okay

that makes sense

and i mean i guess i will just you know

we’ll just put a bandage on that topic

because pamela’s giving me the eyes over

here

i mean well i mean as someone of your

stature you know you’re why would you be

hanging out with interns anyway you know

well yeah i mean i i don’t endorse that

attitude technically but

i know what you mean so people um

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shouldn’t be chilling with the people

down here

you know what i mean you know and maybe

that’s true

i think you know maybe now’s a good time

to sort of

talk about the great uh it was such a

wonderful moment

whenever you did that live concert oh

yeah

and it was in you know passion it was

kind of a weird time to do it like it

was

for one thing great concert we all

streamed it it was so

amazing seeing out there rocking out and

feel so inspired

to bring healing to people but you did

have

uh a lot of people at that show

right very closely packed i believe it

was standing room only

it looked like from the video feed and

they were

they were one bandage length away

yeah and so it was odd because you know

at the time and

you brought this up numerous times

throughout the show uh

the hospitals are full full

follow up customers and fans

of the joseph johnson bandage and

plastics corporation yeah and you love

every fan and every customer every

single one is important to us

yeah and it’s great that they’re

partying in places where we can get to

all of them easily

yeah i mean dr london is your question

like thank you for

throwing this awesome concert or what

what are you getting at yeah

dr london well it’s okay so for me it’s

a little bit of a

concern because i’m not sure if you’re

aware but the

the pathogen that the world has been

dealing with

is transferred by you know close

proximity by air droplets a lot so it’s

uh which is why it’s so important to put

those bandages over your masks

oh yeah that makes sense it’s like a

fourth layer

especially the uh waterproof the the new

waterproof product that we’re putting

out

droplets will slide right off yeah so

you

you got a lot of criticism just all over

social media

and from governing bodies yeah for

for hosting that show for having that

show and then for all of the the many

deaths that were

directly tied to you know

you know it has not been directly tied

i’d like to clarify

dr dr cameron no i just wanted to say dr

london i mean you know

those people who were attending they

could have done all sorts of different

things they could have gone to

mcdonald’s or you know you can’t you

can’t

say one place got it or

spread it around okay yeah and according

to research

produced by the bandage

united federation there is no conclusive

tie between

that amazing concert and some less cool

things that happen afterwards okay and i

guess

you know i guess i guess that’s fine

that’s the vein in pamela’s

forehead right now is pulsing she’s

always like that pamela just just

just put your bandage on it huh do you

want to talk a little bit about

i said band-aid that would have been bad

do you want to talk a little bit about

what happened after that

after the concert i went back to my

green room

which of course is temperature

controlled and it’s sort of a clean room

environment

like you can’t come in without passing

through the decontamination shower

and then i was you know i was sent back

to my hotel which is really a moving pod

in my um

we can’t call it a pokemobile right what

do we call it

right the uh health and safety vehicle

took me back

uh and then i had the whole pod

airlifted back to my mansion

yeah so i feel like you are dodging and

then apparently

uh 12 or so days later there were some

unexpected fatality events that may or

may not have been amongst

most of the attendees and again people

do all sorts of stuff right they’re

hanging out

they’re going to unsafe concerts not put

on

by a medical corporation or they’re not

putting bandages on their masks like

they’re supposed to

i mean data have shown that people

without bandages on the masks they’re

not wearing

are at a much higher risk i i do have to

ask about the one

other thing and there’s no judgment or

anything like that but your opener

r kelly that wasn’t yes i thought it was

a really interesting choice

but you know he’s sort of a

controversial figure and especially

since you’re sort of going through a pr

thing i thought that was sort of

interesting

yes i mean i don’t really have a defense

for that

uh i would like to unreservedly

apologize

for booking our kelly i thought

you know i i thought the remix to

ignition

was a high-energy piece

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and pamela you know she’s always

shouting so i wasn’t really listening

when she tried to explain his whole

thing

and i only saw a remix of the clip

and just you know i don’t want to say

that that kind of behavior is not

important to the

executives at the at the johnson and

johnson corporation

but maybe it’s true okay okay so i

i mean i appreciate that apology that

was very very

right maybe it’s good yeah okay we’re

good and that was very very big of you

and to do that

on this show i mean dr london yeah huge

yeah

like i’m giving you guys sclusi after

exclusive here yeah i mean

you know we should be like maybe giving

you royalties for this because this

thing’s going to skyrocket

yeah well careful because they will hold

you to it

but so so i thought whenever you were

introducing him

because right now you’re talking like

you just didn’t know

but at the time it really

you you kept because people in the

audience recognized him and they said

you know that they were like no cancel

him and then you kept saying

separate the art from the artist and

um and i did maybe that was just

an out of context thing maybe you didn’t

fully know what was going on

uh i just sorry and sorry to press it

but i just

no no i’m curious you know i wasn’t

warned that it’s gonna be kind of a

michael moore

interview but um content is king

no bad press i did get a lot of bad

press

after that incident and what i did was

um

i self-designed a course to put a

bandage on my lack of sensitivity wow

that’s really brave of you so i spent

six weeks at a spa

on the island of mykonos okay it’s

learning to recover

okay yeah i mean that’s really awesome

and i mean

it sounds like you’ve grown a lot as a

as a person

i think so i had to get bigger bandages

after that that’s how much i’ve grown oh

wow you that’s so

you know and i’m so glad to have all of

my because

you know and i know what you said in the

context that sounded bad

but like yeah you know despite all these

controversies of course we see you for

the artist

you know you made so much great things

and i want to get back to that like you

know we’ve got this album

you’ve got this festival that’s going on

um i mean what what else is in the

pipeline what else

like are are you doing something else

uh yeah pamela can you just go outside

just a second just a second

okay huh thanks she walked so fast

hey um are you guys trying to [ __ ] me

what are you guys trying

to [ __ ] me i guess i mean i don’t we

just think so

i don’t it’s supposed to be a little fun

a little medical podcast

i come on it’s dr hill bandage and we

sell some [ __ ] band-aids

ask me about r kelly do you know how

many months i had

i was in meetings every week for that

[ __ ] for months

well it sounds like you’re on an island

yeah i was having meetings on mykonos

yeah it sounds like sort of like when

celebrities or like really rich people

go to jail and it’s really just like a

country club it’s

yeah it sounds a lot like that it’s

almost like it’s a metaphor for it but

are you trying to screw me by bringing

it up on your show yes no

no no what the hell

no you know we we love dr hill being

dodged like we

this is our like our entire life it’s

just yeah you know

is it well it’s also my entire life yeah

that’s literally all i have

yeah i changed my name to heal bandage

to get this job that’s not your real

name

it is now legally it has been for 18

years so if i lose this job i gotta walk

around

as dr hill by dawson say no not that

heel bandage do you know how that’ll

sound well

what was your old name can you just go

back to that

jeff i don’t want to be a jeff again

it’s jeff ross by the way and that name

is burned now

so no good yeah i’d have to make

something

up i mean maybe you could at least do

jeff bandage i feel like that’s got to

be a good compromise

i guess yeah let’s do a sort of

gallagher two yeah i mean i guess i

could

but i you know i should say like you’ve

you know i feel like for me you’ve kind

of clarified everything

i understand your perspective and

sort of right up until this last part

where you confronted us

i thought you were great i just wanted

to preserve my image of you and

clarify any of these things that you’ve

been getting let’s lay off

we’ll we’ll lay off right yeah this is

corporate stuff

words speak louder than actions you know

that’s that’s how it works here yeah

exactly and and if i keep saying words

like i’m sorry and yes i did it

i’m gonna be actioned out of a job yeah

you’re gonna be sort of like

sound clipped to death oh

i mean i i i’m already dreading the the

the remix of this podcast yeah

it’s gonna be me and it’s gonna be me

and and r kelly putting a single all

over again

and it’s tough because we we don’t edit

this this is all unfiltered so

well it’s yeah i know it’s like man

that’s the hard part

yeah okay okay so um i got a story about

marin i could

i can tell you afterwards i yeah so

how’s going back

oh okay uh i mean uh

i mean are you do you have any acting

roles or anything just coming up

uh i’m gonna be in westworld season four

wow oh

that’s incredible yeah are you gonna be

there

bringing back dr ford but i’m gonna be

him because anthony hopkins is

kind of done yeah that makes sense to me

i mean i feel like that fits plot wise

yeah i mean it’s just about as sensible

as any other choice in seasons two and

three

i would say that’s extremely accurate

well i mean

i mean dr london do you have anything

else um

i i think the main thing now is and like

i

you know i hate to bring you into this

dr hill bandage but

we we kind of have some chores to do

okay yep yep oh okay okay all right

so to explain to the listeners we uh

had a huge checklist a huge to-do list

of chores

that we were supposed to finish but then

we didn’t finish because we were

marathoning well westworld

and i had to deal with a few times

because you know it doesn’t

make sense so you of course have to like

you have to kind of sort of

invent a plot for it to make sense in

your head

but and you are a very imaginative guy

huge imagination i’m looking at my

my foot bandages right now and you know

what i said who’s out there now who’s

out there

uh it’s the candlestick from beauty and

the beast

lumiere incredible now

uh what was i saying the tour wheel

the chore wheel so we have we have all

these chores we put them on this wheel

and we spin it and whatever it lands on

that’s the chore we have to do

um whether we like it or not we’re just

we’re trying to we’re trying to get

things done like

dr london mentioned last week that we

haven’t taken the trash out in like six

months

oh yes i mean we haven’t done the dishes

since we moved in like since we

started coming to the studio and we keep

purchasing more dishes so it’s

just uh the kitchen is really like a

never-ending pie yeah just like a dish

pile in a room and it’s not that we’re

messy people it’s just that we have

a way that we do things we’re busy we’ve

got so many chores to accomplish it’s

just the choice

to really take care of everything is

sort of this randomized

wheel yeah so

we’re hoping it would be today it would

be our honor

if you would who could give the wheel

yes

me a bit of a spin yes would be good i

think i could

okay i just reach up right here

yes there we go yes

dr leonard what did it land on i did not

want to do this one

okay but we d we do have to do it right

that’s

we have to that’s the one it’s on the

chart that’s the deal we made that’s the

contract we signed

okay so the chore is lock

down your spring wardrobe aesthetic

okay all right okay

i can vibe with this a little bit yeah

so i mean dr lynn do you want to start

or should i start

uh you you can start you can start today

yeah i mean so my spring wardrobe of

course you know

every time there’s a new season we throw

out our wardrobe from the previous

season as we all know

sure so you know i just threw out my

winter clogs

i just threw out my winter capris i just

threw out my winter like crop

top and i just threw out my i mean my

winter band-aids so i’ve i’m going to be

replacing all these oh good yeah always

got to change those at least seasonally

at least seasonally you want to be able

to rotate at least rotate them

you know like maybe they’ll come back

into the mix later

but you should at least have four that

you rotate in and out

um by rotate you do mean take them off

you know

turn them 180 a little bit yeah and then

you just

you kind of lick them and then put them

right back up well you have a little

kiss you go and then you just stick it

back on there

that’s that’s an advanced technique it’s

pretty good i mean if it was advanced

you would there would be tongue

and let me tell you there is so

but uh yeah and then of course um my

winter coat and overcoat and over

overcoat

and uh so i threw those in let me dr

london can you just

you’ve got the box over there can you

just throw that in the clothes fire

yeah yeah let me uh and go ahead and

burn all those

okay all right now it’s time to place

all the smoke now it’s time to put

together my spring outfit let’s see

so i just got rid of winter capris

and you know what capri is like it’s

it’s up a little like it’s above the

ankle

it’s like uh a three-fourths cut so i

think for spring i’m gonna go the

opposite and it’s gonna be

a pair of jeans that goes a quarter

longer than my foot so it’s like 25

longer than my foot so i’m sort of

walking around like on my jeans

and then sort of also the jeans function

sort of as socks

because you know they’re like all around

my feet

so yeah right there that’s

you have to get custom jeans for your

big mushed together foot

see well this is a new thing i’m still

trying to figure out like the mermaid

tail situation i’m gonna say yes

um i did email calvin klein and he

i mean he blocked me and so you know i

could

i could talk to calvin for you that

would be great i i wasn’t just trying to

name drop just to get you to help me out

so uh i need those jeans um i need

let’s see for a shirt for a top

i’m feeling like this spring cowboy

stuff

is going to be real backhand yes

so maybe just like you know like the cow

skin

vest yeah yeah so maybe just that

so it like it looks like a cow like

spotted black and white

but nothing underneath and you wear that

for camo

correct that’s just you want to be able

to blend in for

camus yeah camus

absolutely and so i think that would be

good i think bracelet wise i’m going to

get a live strong bracelet

and then i think i’m going to

for a hat i need a spring hat what

calls a spring hat

okay bunny ears no not bunny

well but ears though you don’t want to

get ears

i think you’re definitely on the right

track can we do fish ears

yeah oh yeah i can’t i don’t i don’t

have a picture

i don’t have a picture of a fish in

front of me but like i can picture them

having ears

right they have ears yeah that well what

you can

imagine that that how they would look if

they did have is this okay so it’s

right right that’s fish used to be the

fashion

right oh yes oh are you kidding yeah

so many like gone fishing signs and like

everywhere

oh boy billy bad hat with

oh my god when everyone was wearing them

in middle school when i was wearing my

tackle hat yeah oh god it’s coming back

it’s coming back and so okay

and then as just as a capper i think i’m

gonna do

reverse fingerless gloves so it’s just

ten pieces of you know it’s the fingers

that are cut yeah

the tip yeah the tips yeah and so

they’re just like separate you know

little tubes that you put on your

fingers

yeah that’s it that’s my spring outfit i

think we make those let me uh

let me get pamela to send you a box huh

yeah that would be awesome

oh my gosh we’re getting merch from this

this is incredible

oh yeah oh i i i mean we’re gonna back

the merch truck up to this place yes

wow and so dr hill bandage uh

yeah i know that you have sort of your

standard

outfit so if you want to talk through

right i’m wearing the uh

the lab coat made of bandages right sort

of

but we do have seasonal colors and in

fact uh here’s

yet another exclusive for you for the

spring

we are bringing back a line of retro

bandages based on funimation’s

ghost space buster’s cartoon which was

two guys and a gorilla hunting ghost

yes and they had a net and some cameras

yeah

so uh i think i’m gonna be sporting some

of those kind of woven into the lab coat

pattern which

cause i mean because that just started

popping off on tick tock lately

right it’s huge yes right about

valentine’s day

some of those kids found the old show

like what’s this is this lady

ghostbusters but different

and dan aykroyd came out and started a

tick-tock just to explain the legal

distinction between

his ghostbusters franchise and the

funimation ghostbusters franchise

and one of our lawyers was like hey we

could profit off this

yeah that’s awesome it turns out we are

gonna so

that just full so is that gonna be your

outfit that you’re rocking this spring

well that’ll be my uh over overcoat yeah

let’s just say

and then under the overcoat um it’ll be

whatever high fashion gifts i get in the

gift bags from the award shows after

band-aid

okay oh yeah because those those gift

bags are usually like a hundred thousand

dollars a person like there’s going to

be a lot of stuff in there

oh yeah i actually i actually told them

but no less than 150 this year

because you know we we’ve got to help

the kids

and it’s peop we’ve gone through such a

hard

previous year you know what i mean i

think

the celebs really deserve these kind of

these kind of gift bags

they do well and they’re all going to

include four doses of vaccine

wow that is awesome that is huge

it’s pretty great and i mean is that

there’s that so that’s the outfit

oh yeah the yeah the the the outfit will

be the bandages

uh that i am so happy to wear everywhere

all the time

right part of my uh you know uniform

sounds like i’m forced to do it i choose

to put it on but contractually

just like i i choose bandages

i mean yeah and just like you chose to

make

those apologies i know you don’t want me

to bring it up again but like your

apologies you know you chose

consciously to to make those no one

forces you this interview is over

well uh it that’s

uh okay he

sort of like his

his bandages unraveled and he was no

longer there

that was huh okay

yeah it was like unwrapping a mummy

almost but then there was

there was nothing that there i i guess

dr linda do you want to get your spring

outfit in real quick

yeah yeah so for me um

so so you know what i normally wear

which is uh

normally i try to be seasonal with my

scrubs but lately

uh they did catch on fire and so

they’ve you know i tried to sew them up

just like patch them up with whatever i

had

which you know at the time was just

vaseline

and so i sort of rubbed vaseline into

each of the

spaces so i looked yeah

logical yeah i looked kind of oddly

greasy in the areas that

where you could see skin and so that and

that’s what you’re going for

well that’s my winter look uh oh

no that’s more of a i would say it’s

more of a necessity

that i go for that yeah it’s a it’s a

practical choice to be so oily

yeah and you know my my gun belt that i

always

wear in the winter um that’s very

seasonally oriented

that i don’t you know i don’t wear a gun

i don’t really have a gun but

i do like to wear the gun like the

holster yeah you put your hands in the

holster instead of like your pocket yeah

well it’s just one holster but yeah

and i put one hand yeah and then i’ll

talk you know

like i’m trying yeah but like a pocket i

was going to say also like a phone

holster it’s kind of like that too but

it’s varied

like a phone does not fit but he said

that’s my winter outfit

and i guess i’ll just strip down

and burn that here uh i

do appreciate that you said the word

like it’s the fire for the rooms

it’s not a furnace it’s not contained uh

throw that in the fire no i mean yeah

it’s

it’s just like a 60 dollar fire pit from

target

we got some firewood going we got a fire

we i mean we’re having to like keep it

running yeah we’re stoking the fire

so hold on i’m always have to you know

uh sponge off this vaseline real quick

because that is a part of the outfit

yeah okay and then the shoes yeah yeah i

mean you gotta tell

someone about the shirt yeah so the

shoes are uh ski

blades they’re you know uh if you go

skiing

and you don’t want to go for it’s it’s

more tiring to wear

full-length uh skis so you can get ski

blades which are

which are shorter more maneuverable but

maybe a little bit

easier in that respect as well so i wear

those just in the hospital

probably allow you to like escape things

easier just in case you like had to

escape something

via ski when it when it snowed for like

a couple days it it’s so helpful

i yeah i would say like usually you’re

able to flee

so well yeah and like as long as it was

downhill oh

easy but easy i i have noticed

basically i’m ready for spring because

it they’ve

maybe slowed me down a little bit more

because the boots come with it the ski

boots

so yeah uh it’s uh i like the workout

but

i feel like it’s springtime and i want

to spring a little bit in my step

so so i guess yep we’ll start from there

for the shoes uh i have plastic bags

wrapped around my

feet and they’re tied off uh

with the little plastic bag yeah just

the thing that usually comes with

the bread bags yeah so i tied those

around um

and that’s because i’m trying to be

eco-friendly i know there’s a lot of

plastic waste out there

and so these are already used plastic

bags

i yeah you know they’re we can’t send

them back

i’m gonna use them as much as i can well

they’ve already been used as

bread bags and then also another person

had worn them

as a shoe previously oh yeah they’re

secondhand

yeah you know well there are bread bags

yeah they’re my

well they’re my grandfathers yes uh

i i inherited i didn’t realize they were

passed down yeah yeah

yeah so when you say secondhand no this

is uh

several generations of plastic shoes

yeah

uh anyway so this this year i wanted to

honor my

my grandfather uh who is you know

still doing great but bought new shoes

uh

he bought like really nice loafers so

good for him all right so that’s my

shoes

that’s it is that your spring no no

sorry i no i’m

you can see i’m wearing more than just

shoes no i i am wearing my

spring and tire it is of course uh an

inner tube oh you’re wearing your spring

outfit

currently i knew you were wearing the

shoes and you that was gonna be part of

your outfit mine

you know yeah no i’m i’m building it as

we speak

i’m sorry you’re done yeah i’m sorry i’m

nude in front of you all right now

but uh let me slip on the inner tube and

there we go that’s so my plastic bag

shoes and my inner tube just it’s kind

of thick and so

if you hold yourself in just the right

way it kind of covers stuff up

uh-huh yes that’s my spring outfit

wow thanks i mean i think we’re ready to

after this show strut our stuff right

yeah i wish we could kind of like strut

around with

dr bandage with us but he kind of

disappeared yeah

you know maybe he can conjure himself

back up sort of do a reverse

oh good god hey man

[Music]

hey sorry yeah uh you said the spell and

i had to appear

uh so we do our you know our annual

spring strut

and we would be honest if you joined us

to go

strutting yeah and so it’s uh okay

surely yeah we get my new

and so it is all right so i mean after

the right after the show we’re gonna go

and it’s down in this back alley it’s

well we call it we call it the forest

gump strut because we

we follow the same path that he does in

the movie when he’s running across the

country

he was he was running like running

yeah which for me with my mermaid foot

is more of a hop

um yeah but in a strutty way

struttier hop than usual it’s it’s all

about the swagger

exactly it’s so it definitely is a

swaggier

hop than i think a normal mermaid tail

hop yeah

i so so anyway well if the mermaid tail

was

sort of just like an infection that

turned into like solidified calcium

i think swaggy or hop is the single that

you should drop based around your foot

oh that is actually the name of the song

i was singing

i thought okay yeah that is insane i

knew i named it right i knew it i was

like this is the perfect name for it

okay

um all right oh before we go uh

yeah so dr hill bendage would you mind

uh you know and i’m sure our listeners

will already know but

uh any way that they can keep up with

you or any of your affiliates

sure well i have a feeling that i i am

about to be fired uh just looking at

uh pamela is holding a gun so i think

it’s uh

curtains for me uh so what you know keep

up uh as i will be

soon running my own twitter and i had to

make up a name let’s say

at wizard live on twitter instagram

and maybe i’ll start a show on twitch uh

fridays at 8pm pacific who knows that’s

the perfect time to host a show on

twitch

that is a really good i think so all

right

so um that’s great to hear so

thank you yeah i feel like we can go

ahead and uh do we already destroy the

chore wheel i feel like we’re done with

the chore wheel now

oh yeah we can do you just want to throw

that into the clothes fire

yeah yeah that’s easy enough okay that’s

if you guys

can you go ahead and just chuck the

chore wheel just right into the fire

yes well

thank you so much to dr hill ben dosh

for coming on the show today

oh and join our patreon oh that’s yeah

do that

we have a patreon with all sorts of

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i mean i mean it’s mostly like found

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we’re figuring it out but join the

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yeah we’ve and when you say found like

we have

gone up to people it’s a lot of

jaywalking it’s a lot of

uh we we get really close to people

that was a great segment yeah yeah we go

to but we do go to forests we do go to

streets we do go to um

oceans we go to the mountains the

camera’s so shaky the camera is so shaky

that’s the main thing about it really is

the shaky camera

and we that’s the authentic yeah cgi is

so much easier

if you can just shake stuff so there’s a

lot of cgi in this found footage

movie that we’re sort of producing on

our patreon

you must have a lot of patrons to be

able to afford cgi oh yeah we use the

same we use the cloverfield people

okay jj jj’s my friend jj’s

studio bad robot you know oh yeah

oh that’s all doctor i apologize for

interrupting no you’re good all right

but once again thank you to

dr Heale Bahndodge for coming on the show

thank you to uh cameron our producer

thank you to DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE

i mean i i i’m already dreading the the

remix of this podcast

[Music]

i would like to unreservedly apologize

for booking R. kelly i thought to the

dishes

was that high energy peeps

are you guys trying to

yeah you’re gonna be sort of like sound

clipped to death

it’s supposed to be a little fun a

little medical podcast a little medical

podcast

i come on it’s dr heale bandodge and we

sell some [ __ ] bandage

asking about r kelly

[Music]

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meetings every week for this

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when you had put out the word that you

decided to host a card game night

some of your co-workers had been very

enthusiastic

insisting that they have plenty of

different ones that they’ve been wanting

to try out

you played it casual when they showed up

to your den

with beer and all manner of strange

looking cards and

specifying to each other which games

they wanted to try first

you realized that this was not going to

blow over

you needed to take charge we are playing

go fish that is the game

and if you don’t like it get out of my

house

or i will fetch the shotgun

and no this is not a joke

there was some nervous laughter but they

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