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introducing your host dr. London hello

and welcome to the Jock Doc Podcast

where we discuss fitness and health and

how to incorporate our modern

understanding of science and medicine

into our daily lives but without it

being so boring I’m your host Dr. London

Smith (.com) I’d like to begin by

apologizing to our listeners we’ve

received some feedback about the use of

overly complicated medical terminology

such as microcephaly and rough

Valentine’s Day so I will try to speak

in a more simplified manner in the

future here to help with that is our

producer Cameron Hey Hey

so sorry Cameron who’s all right Shane

you just want to press that button you

want to press the that button right

there Shane press it hold on you know

just want to press it press it harder

okay okay press it louder okay shake it

a little

okay now you I don’t think you’re

supposed okay yeah and that’s I think

this is gonna be the ultimate audio

experience okay great okay so this this

is a little bit confusing so Cameron’s

our producer that’s who was just talking

Shane is that Shane Fleg yeah it is yes

why so why is Shane here he was a

previous guest on episode I want to say

10 or something and he was talking about

climate change being a hoax or a scam or

something why so Shane why are you here

today well you know I I

liked being on the show last time it was

you know a lot of fun I always have fun

educating people and so I thought I

would just come back and you know get a

little bit of experience in the podcast

realm I’m kind of looking to start my

own someday so Cameron was nice enough

to allow me to come back and kind of you

know shadow him yeah Shane and I we we

share a Pinterest account we do and so

you know so we’re pinning a lot of the

same stuff kind of back and forth

well you share the account itself yeah

yeah yeah we we shared the account well

I have the password he has the username

so it takes both of us to log in yeah

and so we it’s sort of like you know how

like a nuclear code situation well yeah

I was gonna say the coca-cola recipe but

I think it’s along the same lines yeah

either/or and so you know we’re sharing

a Pinterest account I’m seeing that he’s

pinning all of these things about audio

equipment and podcasting and learning

how to be sort of a superstar producer

intern type so I thought what a great

opportunity to kind of bring them under

our wings I teach them a little bit I

mean we I that just doesn’t sound okay

yeah okay okay no that’s that’s alright

I guess as long as Shane you can kind of

keep in the background maybe try not to

you know I guess disturbed too much

because really what we’re trying to

focus especially you know with this new

year I guess we’re well into it now but

trying to focus on educating and

teaching you know I’m not really one to

be held back by a leash so I don’t

really like that feel but you know I

like being upfront honest so I’m gonna

go ahead and tell you that so that’s

kind of how it is with me but I will

respect I will respect your podcast so

does a ton of in tech just remember that

I have potential so just keep that in

mind

so Shana’s has established himself as

sort of a very aggressive sound engineer

you know a lot of sound engineer

there’s a lot of producers might kind of

sit in the background well they’re like

recording an album or something like

that preferably an has sort of

established this kind of new format

where hey maybe I’m in the mix a little

more well yeah I mean if you bring me on

you’re bringing me on and everything

that I’m about you know so I’m not going

to pretend to be you know an intern even

though that’s what I mean what I am you

know okay oh well I guess I guess we’ll

just have to work with it this time also

with this is did you do him the hose

[Music]

this is going to be the ultimate audio

experience this is gonna be the ultimate

audio experience

[Music]

just remember that I have potential so

just keep that in mind

[Music]

this is one DJ you don’t want to f**** with

hey oh well we want to do that every

five minutes or so okay yeah okay sure

okay

it helps to balance the the sort of the

energy of the podcast go ahead look Dr.

London okay and I guess maybe Shane will

be learning from DJ Dylan as well I

don’t yes sure anyway

and later Cameron tells me that we can

expect a special guest that’s right all

right so before we move on I would like

to address some some listener feedback

so I found this bit of feedback heated

into the side of my car as I left the

hospital today

it says quote I don’t sew on buttons

that’s what velcro’s for and the quote

so – this listener first of all think

you saw the old the adage from the old

country well I mean I

it’s about Velcro I don’t know how old

country that is oh that’s a saying I

mean I’ve heard that saying goes back to

Socrates I’m not exactly sure I’m not a

scientist so I don’t know those things

but you know it’s just sort of you know

what means why am I gonna sew on a

button when there’s velcro yeah okay

well that that is why go the complicated

old-school way rather than embracing the

new you know you could learn a thing or

two from these messages scratch in your

car dr. London yeah okay and yeah maybe

I may be a good I’ve in the future I

preferred like maybe you just you know

sent it to our like message our social

media sent to her email any of that but

I didn’t do anything

don’t say you I didn’t do anything yeah

I’m sorry I I was trying to address the

listener but Shane did I’m sorry Shane

don’t make this on me no don’t put this

on me I don’t even I don’t have a key

I don’t have any keys that is true yeah

okay I leave my doors unlocked and I

ride a bike

okay yeah I good then there’s no lock on

the bike

yeah there’s no lock on the bike no

locks on the doors I took them off you

know I like the idea of just kind of

being more open

I really like the that kind of vibe you

know and if somebody wants something

well they can come in and get it and

then they have to put it back though

that’s my rules I I put the rules on a

sign next to my door

Shan Shan Shan saw an open-concept house

mm-hmm

you know where there’s very little space

or walls blocking off the areas between

the kitchen and the living room and

whatnot and he said how do I make that

my lifestyle well and I think I think

the biggest thing was when I was a kid I

went with my parents to look for a house

to buy and like a lot of the houses that

we looked at it said open house and like

there’s just people in there

and like you could just walk in and you

know I don’t know whoever owned it and

lived there or whatever they were just

you know hanging out with all these

strangers so I thought that was pretty

cool not always stuck with me so yeah

really like yeah I really like the open

house concept well I think and you say

when you were a kid how long ago was

that oh just the typical length you know

from adult to kid exactly yeah wait you

went from $1 to kid well no I mean

although when I was a kid people you

know based on my my knowledge and my wit

you know people thought I was more like

an adult so I guess in a way you could

say that but now Havas you know just a

kid to an adult and Benjamin Button okay

or something you know right right okay

well so I guess to that listener my

answer would be that my understanding is

that both velcro and buttons have their

potential their places in a given

person’s outfit and attire so if that

aligned the buttons go on cool people

and the velcro goes on nerds

I thought but what about swimsuits uh

yeah yeah sure okay so nerds cool people

and swimsuits those three categories

that are kind of a Venn diagram meets

right there mm-hmm

so anyway with with all those things in

mind I myself would tend to lead more

towards buttons because I actually

dislike the sound of velcro like that

the sound that it makes but teach their

own to this listener thank you and we

look forward to hearing from you again

now for a tale from surgery and Cameron

before I share this I have heard your

complaints before it may be I seem to

poke fun at patients too much but this

anecdote I feel like this is a little

bit more to your liking so great yeah so

we had a patient who had parently they

had run through a plate glass window

headfirst and you know unlike in sort of

the movies and comedy things that you

may have seen it you know instead of it

being funny it just sliced through his

forehead and it was whoa

okay pretty good though well it was

quite there’s a lot of blood

but any case hole how much I I’m not

sure how much is it okay well so it

happened with like an EMT there I wasn’t

actually on the scene with it but in any

case so that patient was brought in and

you know getting the local anesthesia

the injections in the head with needles

oh and so he was obviously in a lot of

pain Oh however he suddenly shifted

positions slightly and said this stuff

goes right through me and then he

fluctuated which is more commonly known

as farting

he farted right there the stuff goes

right through me and so as you can

imagine it had all of us laughing we had

to take a moment to get our laughs out

before once again sticking needles into

the patient’s head that’s disgusting

though laughter no but stuff you’re

talking about gross flatulence and

unsanitary this is supposed to be a

hospital well it’s you can’t always

control what a patient does when I go to

the hospital from a weekly ear cleaning

I’m dealing with these doctors who are

being flagellated all over dr. London

this is disgusting everything was

hilarious the running through the glass

window and cutting up his face no that

that sounds good to me that didn’t sound

so good this other stuff is so oh and oh

it’s so a mature coming from you I

thought this was a show for adults okay

and you know we tried I just thought

that would be that’s not that’s the

patient was making the joke not us I

thought that would be yeah you’re like

that’s your kind of humor I guess is

that kind of disgusting you know giving

people a reason to a reason to question

the entire medical field well I go to

the hospital if we’re not gonna deal

with actual professionals but yeah go

ahead

okay well now for today’s medical topic

deep venous thrombosis deep venous

thrombosis is when a person develops a

blood clot in one of the deep veins of

the leg it is associated with a

hypercoagulable state venous stasis

which means a slowing down of blood flow

in the veins and endothelial injury or

injury to the wall of the blood vessel

clinically it can present without

symptoms so a symptomatically or with

lower extremity pain and swelling and

maybe with a palpable cord at the

location of the vein or it can even just

present with fever

it is also highly associated with

pulmonary embolism so patients can

present with shortness of breath or

difficulty breathing as well as other

serious breathing and cardiac

complications treatment depends on the

complications but generally with deep

venous thrombosis also known as just DVT

focus ET that’s what I was I was hoping

that’s what you’re talking about yeah I

know it on the streets we know it as DVT

but you know yeah you’re in medical

school and all that they teach you that

like flu C word for it but yeah and

Shana you just want to press that button

right there yeah okay oh you want to

press that button right over there and

then do you see that target on the wall

you want to hit you want to throw the

ball and hit that target if you count

how hard just as hard as you would need

to get it to reach the target

okay okay good okay go ahead dr. London

is that how to do this sound it’s how to

get sort of the optimal over this is a

new sort of thing called 3b sound it’s

sort of a newer technology yes they’re

like stereo or no no no this is a 3d

stereo this is 3d sound it’s actually

dynamic in the sense that it is able to

calculate sort of the objects in the

room and then the sound it puts out

factors that end so when it reaches your

ear it’s more specific than your normal

like surround sound and it actually new

technology it actually should be called

4d but the reason they call it 3d is

because we already have this perception

that sound is in 3d when actually it’s

just in 2d but 3d sounds should be

called 40 because what we’re actually

dealing with is the material of

space-time is being is part of this now

so that’s that’s how the 3d sound works

it’s like if you have a drawing on a

piece of paper versus you know the real

3d version of it imagine that but sound

making it 4d and also 4d I think is

mostly associated with the

for D spongebob rollercoaster ride oh

yeah yeah sorry like one of those

theaters where the seats move around

right right right but the sound the

sound is in for T that’s the new thing

there see yep but and so scientists are

really really investigating this sort of

insane technological breakthrough that’s

been discovered in the Sponge Bob 4d Six

Flags ride yeah it’s crazy it’s you know

a lot of people think you know the

entertainment industry is just you know

just a bunch of rubbish it’s not you

know it’s not gonna help the scientific

community but lo and behold you know

every once in a while they really hit it

out of the park and I think spongebob

did that with our greatest our greatest

scientists really not even our

scientists our archaeologists are poring

over this for d6 flex experience and

seeing what kind of natural miracles

they can they can conjure up you know

what what are these things these

inexplainable things that we can sort of

tap into and learn about the our own

human experience through it all right

okay well and then it seems like a good

just to finish up here so treatment

depends on the complications but

generally with a deep venous thrombosis

or DVT it’s generally focused towards

breaking up the clot in patients with

massive pulmonary embolism they also

focus on anticoagulation to prevent

clots from developing further and also

they potentially stent you stent

placements as well sorry it’s women to

make sure that we we you know give the

listeners what they’re really here for

which is that medical lesson yeah it’s

an information machine can I get a a

really high-pitched noise just to

calibrate the the trouble yeah the

electronics aren’t ready but here

there we go okay okay and now get low

give me give me a low give me the low

there it is okay okay so I could go oh

you’re ready to start now

oh well then give me a whoop whoop Oh

whoop whoop there we go okay I guess I

guess we can we can move on from there

then all right Cameron you said that we

had a we have a guest today is it yes do

dr. London he’s a guest Shane or well

Shane is not a guest Shane is sort of I

work here now ee he’s more of a guru

I like okay that’s true and a savant

really he’s more of a savant a style

guru

okay our guests are our guests they have

a guest hello hello oh hi that’s us yeah

so my name is dr. London smith.com

this is a producer Cameron and houses

this is Shane Shane flag his especially

you Shane yeah so I am a guru I’m my

name is Bill and and here we have a

showman very high so we’re from we are

from another podcast we’re from escape

this pod cutter and so yeah and look we

figured we’d come on because we have a

fairly appropriate thing for you dr.

London I’m sure that that camera and

Shane can help but we have a fun

scenario that we want to lock you in and

not let you out until you solve all of

our fiendish puzzles okay I mean Cameron

has within the podcast kidnapped me

before and put me into an unknown place

and I oh great so this will what great

you’ve got experience i dr. Lynn and I

can sort of explain this to you a little

bit so I had met bill and Danny down the

street at a barbecue I would I mean I

was cooking over a trash can right up

and asked me to stop that because of the

smell so they told me about this really

cool idea

it sounded a lot like saw like the movie

saw okay and I thought that would be

kind of cool to do on the podcast I okay

I didn’t see the movie saw but that was

a horror film correct like a gory yeah

sure okay

okay well I guess hopefully doesn’t turn

bad okay well hello to uh to our guests

bill and Danny was it yes

so look generally the soar thing is

pretty accurate but we figured today we

try something slightly different we’ve

actually developed a bit of experimental

technology or at least we know the

person who did which will allow you to

really experience medicine in a much

more hands-on way and we thought who

else other than dr. London would really

appreciate getting real nitty-gritty

with the world of human physiology and

medicine okay and so we couldn’t really

pass up the opportunity that sounds

great yeah so any moment now you’ll see

the black vans approaching your

residence okay yeah it’s okay you can

trust them just go on go on

hello worried it’ll go in look okay just

look I’ll give I’m on the phone with him

max just wave wait see the guy waving

yeah huh that yeah tinted windows that’s

fine you can ease inside are these

different people then usually now you’ll

spook him

yeah if you keep waving he’ll drive away

oh you didn’t need to get into the van

now hands are down now do I so I walk

towards him then just walk to a place in

the car sorry all right backwards okay

everyone’s got their side that’s what

put a sack in your house exactly

okay I don’t like it I kind of like it

there you go

yeah that’s the spirit yeah this is

Cameron’s nightly routine all right

you’re in the car yeah yeah I think I

it’s hard to see honestly but yes I

think so

alright that’s okay I think that

is going to be in there with you so

she’ll start talking any moment now sure

she’ll give you the proper explanation

huh hello Doctor hello I don’t know if

you recognize my voice or not I’m dr.

Kendra severe Oh

you may have heard you may have heard my

name obviously I’m quite high up in the

employ of the government right I think

I’ve seen you speak at conferences of

course but my current work is quite

hush-hush so you understand the need for

secrecy and the bags over your heads

well I guess just keep explaining cuz I

know the answer I get the bags on the

heads why’d you have to put our feet in

like a wet bucket that just seemed

unnecessary and it’s coke some holes in

the bag no that’s that’s a fish bath

that was a favor they’re gonna eat away

the dead skin on your feet it’s a big

cleansing thing about it so mine just

has coral his has fish money’s tight

okay let me be blunt medicine is no

longer as simple as it was in the old

days and neither is spying it’s been a

long time since it was just men in

trench coats and dark glasses obviously

we still like the old ways but not all

of our enemies do now it’s all about

technology it’s all hacking mainframes

Trojans malware all of those words and

it’s not just your computers that can

get targeted well sorry to interrupt but

I do know some men with trench coats and

dark glasses who are into spying but I

don’t think it’s the kind of spying

you’re talking about

hmm yes I’ve heard about this anyway go

ahead now I don’t have any nice way to

put this we have been compromised we’re

not about to be compromised we have been

already someone has gotten in I don’t

know how much information they’ve stolen

already but they have at their disposal

every assignment that we have ever been

involved with if and when they choose

they can take every piece of top-secret

medical research and destroy the future

of not only our team but possibly the

health of our country

that doesn’t sound good and what country

is that all of them now here’s the thing

they didn’t get their information off of

our computers because obviously we have

top-secret security on those this is far

more complex they got the information

from me I I didn’t give it to them

willingly what you told I didn’t give it

to them at all well they’re taking it

from me they’ve put something inside me

some sort of destructive nano bot I can

see it on scans moving around inside my

body trying to work its way to my brain

where it wants to steal everything I

know then I believe it plans to kill me

look the way you look I told you you

should have made the bags less

see-through yeah they’re really I don’t

know why the bags were made into a big

deal cuz it’s really just more like a

mesh sort of like a laundry basket type

of mesh bag Oh somebody’s typed yeah

just like a basketball hoop really yeah

I don’t know it’s fashionable as hell if

you want it a little bit it tastes

pretty good like I’ve already eaten mine

off yeah this is kind of a positive

experience for me so far thank you

doctor because keep traveling and

eventually you wind up at a very black

site medical security looking place you

know medical security that’s the words I

wanted yeah okay and you step out you

are escorted in past several security

checkpoints and dr. Sevilla leaves you

for a moment and when she comes back

she’s not wearing a lab coat but a

hospital gown are you guys hearing this

narration or is this just am I thinking

this I think it’s the 40 sound thing

okay good okay we’re good

all right so doctor and friends uh I

don’t know if here’s what we’re going to

do I’m going to anesthetize myself and

shrink you down to microscopic size and

then through a special opening in my eye

you will travel to my brain and find the

narrow bot and destroy it but please

don’t destroy anything important I

haven’t had time since finding all this

out to properly record everything I know

ah if I die before getting that chance

we’ll lose years of progress so can we

figure out what’s important first like

do you care about the part of your brain

that like

knows how to paint and like those

memories of childhood that were just

heartbreaking yeah your current memory

like you’re going through a

drive-through and you know you already

know what you want and so you don’t

really look in the menu yeah I mean save

my favorite okay the quadruple quarter

pounder from swanky’s grease pit this is

just like a advertising for shuang keys

great spread inception moment we’re

gonna get in there and insert the

memories of your favorite Frankie’s

grease pit foods yeah which don’t mean

his shoes does bring us to the next part

can we implant things too along with

destroying we don’t have that technology

yeah only our enemies can implant things

we haven’t figured that out yet as you

come in I’m going to get this done

please just take a look around you’ll

see that this is the medical table the

operating table that I’ll be lying on

there’s a panel of medical equipment

right here beside me um I’ve got a

bright light shining from the ceiling

down on my face and let’s just write

anesthesia going just add a few install

right you putting this on insta light

well well like all good spies would yes

like Kim Kardashian’s mirror you know

where points all the light directly on

you and beautify is everything all right

so if you just head into that that dome

sort of area over there that’s the

special resizing chamber and there’ll be

a vessel in there waiting for you now

does it is a kind of a private question

but it does it resizes all of us are

like no parts it’s not gonna be just

proportional we L everything okay okay

under control okay good I mean before we

before we kind of set off on this this

voyage and you know you’re being put

down on a table do you end up like put

on some music or anything uh I mean I’m

just um oh the anesthetics

all right we ready okay let’s go in you

head into the resizing chamber and the

door automatically shuts behind you and

starts doing a countdown and you and the

vessel that is in there with you gets

smaller smaller until everything in the

room is so huge you can’t make out forms

or features

all right you hop into the vessel and

being expert pilots as well as doctors

that you are mmm you fly into it you

follow a marked path that goes up to a

long tube all the way across the room

and it finishes up at dr. severes eye

through a specially made hole that leads

you straight into the pupil you have a

go you flied through the eye Oh like you

you’ve really got to make use of those

windscreen wipers mm-hmm oh you know

what I feel like there’s so many bugs in

here this is what happens when you

actively make a hole in the cornea taste

okay you fly through you go past the

past or through the optic nerve it’s a

bit hard to tell at this magnification

but you end up in side a stream of

capillaries and things like that and

you’re wandering occasional you reach

points where it’s too narrow even for

your tiny vessel to get through but

eventually you reach something you stare

at your surroundings and you find

yourself at an enormous organ that is

twitching with electrical impulses that

are flying everywhere this is the brain

okay and chairman is something like this

at his house so as you say large palsy

electrical impulses that’s kind of like

I mean the road you have to call it a

rig and not just sort of a series of

extension cords that are plugged into

one another sort of in a constant loop

that I call it a perpetual motion

machine but I don’t know what that means

so I don’t know if that’s an accurate

descriptor I’m sorry anyway so what are

we looking at

is without a doubt the brain and there’s

no nano bot here it hasn’t reached the

brain yet it hasn’t stolen any

information no job is done now there are

special suits that you can wear inside

this vessel if you want to get out and

take a look and as you do sir a buzz

comes from your pocket but why are they

so far the suits I don’t think they

needed to be Gucci that seems like an

unnecessary expense I’m not complaining

they look I mean they look fly as hell

well the thing is Gucci actually works

for the government as well they get a

special deal it’s actually the cheapest

brand that’s what the G and Gucci stands

for government under contraband custom I

mean these are words that with those

letters government under contraband

custom international yes this is what

Gucci stands well that’s what that makes

so much sense I what we don’t come

together now I guess I mean I knew I had

a feeling at least ok so put on this

joy’s if it up to the neck or all the

way to the chin oh absolutely

oh yeah can you zip me up doctor love me

your neck and your chin aren’t in the

same place oh that’s gonna be weird

oh yeah yours goes up the side huh

Cameron yeah thank you

mm-hmm why does it have such like a

swooping neckline because you never know

who you’re going to meet in here yeah I

guess that’s true

anyway you feel a buzz come from your

pocket it’s your very own phone there is

an app that is just a regular Bluetooth

using app but it’s opened up on all on

its own and different than usual yes

very interesting maybe maybe it was

taken out of your pocket on the car trip

okay but anyway my sim card well the

ones that are currently working message

on screen I’ve got it it says attach to

sync there’s I don’t see a sink in here

mmm I supposed to pour water on it no

I’m sorry that’s sy n C okay okay

synchronization yes okay okay do I so do

i plug it into the pulsating mass here

it’s a bit odd but that seems to be what

you’re supposed to do and as you press

your phone up against some brain a

signal seems to shoot through it fun

goes wild and suddenly this app is

showing you a diagram of a body whoa dr.

safir’s body it’s highlighting several

areas and a key on the bottom tells you

that those highlighted spots are high

chance of damage perhaps that means the

nano bot has been to those places you

see on the diagram the heart the large

intestine the spinal cord a lung a

kidney the gallbladder and a lymph node

dr. London these are all the things that

you talk about on the podcast yeah it’s

an odd connection here so is the lymph

node the heart the kidneys the lungs

gall bladder yes okay hot the large

intestine the spinal cord did we get

that one no spinal cord as well yep

along a kidney gall bladder and lymph

node you also see the stomach but it’s

highlighted in a different color and the

key tells you that this means direct

path obstructed now what colors that

means

oh that’s gunky brown okay good okay

donkey I have okay hmm perhaps you can’t

travel straight there if the direct path

is obstructed but now that you’ve made

it this far and you essentially have a

map so getting to the others all looks

pretty straightforward if you would like

to yeah I am so I’m just I don’t really

know much about medicine doctor limit I

know you’ve been sort of trying to teach

me and guide me from this podcast but

I’m on my phone most of the time you

know that you see me you know you have

you you’re you got to be in charge here

a little bit right doctor lending your

thumb right right was this okay

how to get to this nano bot or no I

guess where the nanobot is where nanobot

is how to block the nanobot from

reaching the brain how to fight a nano

bot and then how to implant memories as

we gonna ride them nano bot is like a

horse with us being this size you know

it could be I mean it could be monstrous

to us so we better be careful when we

find it you know and we never know what

those things are capable of if they have

you know any kind of AI capabilities

which I’m sure they do

Haylee jaws man right okay

so I guess we the next step would be to

do we hop back in the bus is that the

way we have a list of places now that a

high chance of damage okay yeah to get

to them okay a list of choices what I

would you like to go I would like to go

so I think in general we want to start

to go to the main spot right the heart

because then if we follow the blood from

the heart that’ll take us to everything

including let’s say the the kidneys

where you know urine is filtered and

then it goes from there to the bladder

which is where Shane great great start

great start yeah that’s that would be

terrific if we could just yeah let’s go

to the heart but let’s just pass through

quickly

you know let’s see the sights okay

okay so let’s head to the heart you have

never seen a heart from this perspective

before not even once

but even you can tell that this is not

right it well the only word you can come

up for what you see is that it looks

like some of the heart is shedding

there’s a strange layer of dark cells

kicked around the ventricles and they’re

steadily being cast off and are floating

around towards you did the nanobot do

this taking a look at one of these weird

cells you see it’s of a size that would

fit in the palm of your hand and it’s

shaped like a very deep cup can I adopt

one of the cells as sort of a pet it it

would give you no greater pleasure in

fact why stop at one okay yes we resize

them when we come back hmm I want to

adopt a couple cells and I want to take

a couple I want to take a couple more

not for adoption purposes but for their

meat right resized Oaks those could be

real good add them to your inventory

I’m very rare admittedly it yeah

the myocardium is my oh that means that

means muscle okay I’m gonna get to sell

pets to sells for meat let’s name the

pets real quick don’t you get a name

okay how about chunk ler okay chunk

color shane can you name one clot bob

bot bot okay okay it sounds a lot like

nano bot which could be confusing later

but i guess we’ll just hold maybe oh

maybe it’s just the secret twist ending

mmm okay so it’s chunk learn bot yes we

have that established in terms of these

I guess I’m wondering okay the approach

here so these dead cells are breaking

off from the inside of the ventricle

mm-hmm what that tells me is that

there’s not enough oxygen flow okay okay

so the way I mean can we can we scrape

off further do we see anything around

that could maybe

be a direct cause of this or is it gone

now it’s no it’s awfully hard to tell

you no not really at the best angle for

a proper medical examination right okay

yeah see that is the issue for me is I’m

used to being in a much different angle

and slightly larger than I am now

well can we this is a learning process

can we look at the heart from a

different vantage point or go deeper

into the heart I’m not sure this is

about all that you’d be willing to risk

without doing any actual damage to it

more than now it’s already been damaged

what if we don’t care about the damage

we caused that’s unfortunate because

then you weren’t get paid oh there’s a

good paycheck here okay well then oh no

don’t tell dr. London about the paycheck

I know that I’m a I know that I’m just

an intern but I better be getting paid

cuz this is more dangerous than I

thought plus I really gotta pee ya know

Shan Shan you and I are gonna get paid

dr. London thinks this is like a

volunteer thing oh yeah

it is yeah yeah it’s a volunteer thing

oh yeah so no paychecks okay so um I

guess next weekend we can move on maybe

to the kidney the left kidney is the one

that’s noted on your phone’s diagram or

so you are you can definitely speed off

there and right away you can tell that

there is something wrong you know what

the function of the kidneys is you’ve

already gone through that filtering

blood getting all the waste and extra

stuff out but that doesn’t seem to be

working

something presumably the nanobot has

infected the blood in this kidney so

thoroughly that it’s unable to filter

dark foul looking blood is swirling

around leaving a tainted mark on

everything it touches well you’d have

thought the body’s natural immune

defenses would have been able to deal

with the problem like this but evidently

not they’re too weak hmm well when when

the blood is dark it can mean a lot of

things but I know you know once again

when I was a kid I had to go to the

hospital because I had eaten 17 Sharpie

markers just the inside of them you know

and my kidneys were very black they they

had to take a look and they said that

the inside of my kidneys was black so I

know that’s one possibility not rule it

out right it could be ink so doctor

severe might have swallowed a lot of ink

that is definitely a possibility

what do I say wait sorry dr. London when

you say left kidney do you mean my left

or stage left and what is stage left

both stage left which is your left

ironically enough okay are you on stage

yeah but but if you’re not on stage your

stage left is not the same as my stage

left yes but all the world’s a stage so

every left is technically stage left

yes yep that’s it okay you’ve so you’ve

cracked the code so you I think they’re

real cool gonna be ashame you are

dancing round the walk so you see where

they go scan tries to go through a

filter there and the the it becomes

clear you can probably pee in that

little hole there oh yeah yeah yeah okay

okay

notice yeah okay okay so you’re finding

relief but so it sounds like we need to

move on from here as well because really

the damage has already been done and

it’s already on its way

so and now just a little more damage

what do you think happened here well it

looks from what I’m guessing all the the

taint and everything going through it

something was working on maybe even the

inside the blood vessels possibly but

it’s leaving this this taint behind so

usually for something to do that it’d

have to be within the blood and then

because the blood flow is passing

through everything from the blood would

be you know leaving that mark leaving a

taint behind I that’s the word used I

believe yeah okay yeah a little darker I

yes attained alright I guess from here

we could go to

ooh maybe the spinal cord that’s pretty

close by that’s where the real magic

happens you steal your vessel along the

vertebrae and come to a stop at the

point highlighted by your phone shielded

by the vertebra and spinal disk and a

little tangle of nerves and then you’ve

got the spinal cord itself on a very

very inside of all that it’s a stretch

but there are two gaps that you could

potentially reach an arm through to

touch the spinal cord one on the left

one on the right okay I mean I’d be

afraid of damaging well I’ve always

wanted to touch a spinal cord do you

want to reach do you want to reach for

the right eye reach for the left and

then we just kind of like give it give

it a shake yeah yeah sure yeah yeah sure

you reach in both of you and you give it

a nudge and nothing happens the spinal

cord doesn’t seem to respond to your

touch even if you grab on to it as best

you can and try to give it a shake

apparently it needs something with a bit

more oomph behind it to make it feel it

I’ve got to say this is a bad sign her

spinal cord could be dead that might be

part of the problem that might be why

she’s asleep yeah I think it was the the

anesthesia that made her go to sleep

yeah maybe so maybe a little of both

right okay so it needs a bigger kick

that’s the problem now I don’t know if

how fast does this bus go what was that

like can we smash the bus into it I

think the vertebrae might smash your bus

before you can press the cord it can’t

fit through is that the problem yeah I

mean the bus can’t

yeah the vertebrae let’s at least try

honking for a second okay Shane can you

honk a little bit yeah okay anything it

ignores you you know how like a

high-pitched sound can break a glass

like blowing a trumpet at a glass I

think that’s a you know that was a good

idea yeah okay well so I’m not seeing

much happening here and I don’t know it

we do we have any supplies with us that

might smash it or should we just move on

from this

I brought some gum that can fix it

absolutely hit that seems to be a

solution for a different problem it’s

just like Zee bad breath like zebra

commit just it’s more like bubble gum so

it’s not gonna help my breath at all if

anything it’s just gonna make it stink

like bubble gum incidentally did dr.

sevilla mention how long the shrinking

lasts I don’t think so yeah like I don’t

know I kind of zoned out after a while

and I was really groovin out to

apologize by OneRepublic when that

kicked on now that you now that the

thought has crossed your mind you’re

just sort of looking down at your hands

and you swear that it might totally be

in your head but you think your hands

are getting bigger

finally sure you don’t wanna get stuck

in here if it wears off that would be if

it wears out food fast enough then we’ll

be okay

okay so it sounds like we need to do

something about this so I guess we just

need to move on really so let’s go ahead

and move on to the large intestine from

here

you float your vessel down the marked

path to the large intestine and as you

arrive at the spot indicated on your

phone ooh you find you can’t quite get

all the way there the path is um clogged

up maybe it’s because of the nano BOTS

you hope it’s because of the nano BOTS

but the body is supposed to sweep this

stuff away but it’s as if that’s

switched off as far as you can detect

there is no peristalsis happening here

and for listeners peristalsis is the

body’s for the digestive tracts the

natural squeezing motion that pushes

food through you know in the proper

direction from the mouth to the anus

yeah part maker right so okay so it

looks like this path has been blocked so

maybe we should try the gallbladder if

we can if that if there’s a possible way

to go to that hmm

okay so you skim through the Buddy at

breakneck speed the goal blood is pretty

far away from where you are right now so

you have to travel a bit faster than

would otherwise be recommended zero

thing you zoom towards it and oh you

missed but you did make it into the goal

bladder

via the gaping hole that you just

created that sounds right again I want

to stress I don’t care about the damage

that we caused well the gall bladder

yeah it holds bile that flows into the

stomach when it’s needed and that hole

that you’ve made that’s just sent it

into overdrive the whole organ is

spasming it’s shootin bile all over the

place down to the stomach out the hole

into the rest of the body this is a

disaster now the gall bladder could be a

great long winded detour to the stomach

but you won’t be able to make it there

until you fix this hole and this

flooding issue doctor ceballos life may

well depend on this so can we look

around for anything in the area that

could that could help us to plug this up

or any um any way to salutely nothing

all you’ve got is this huge towering

flood of bile that’s going everywhere

yeah it doesn’t seem good and I guess

the buckets would only hold so much okay

can I call my mom I miss her no I know

the reception is very strange down here

you’re still going to set up your SIM

card oh yeah the card thing still yeah

okay so I would like to go through here

to the stomach but since we don’t really

know of a way to patch this up can we

just ditch this and go to the lymph node

yep you again obviously this is gonna

need to be a very fast journey now

because things are going more and more

wrong by the minute okay yes the lymph

node that makes sense

there’ll be white blood cells there but

should be able to destroy something

invasive like a nano but maybe fix some

of the other problems that are going on

you’re surprised that they haven’t been

released into the body already okay I

shoot I shoot a bite blood cell with the

gun that I brought

okay well actually when you reach this

lymph node that you’re after you can see

exactly what the problem is the narrow

bot has definitely been here because you

can see the white blood cells but they

are trapped by some sort of barred metal

barricade and that’s how the nanobots

survived so long it’s been putting

obstacles in the paths of the white

blood cells that could kill it and

without white blood cells dr. severe is

obviously on a fast track to death

practically you search around for some

way to remove the barricade and on the

side of it you find what you think is a

lever but when you pull on it it comes

all the way off you examine it and it

reminds you a bit of a balloon pump

perhaps it was a piece of the Nano bot

perhaps the white blood cells managed to

tear a piece off it before it barricaded

them in okay mm-hmm most herpes off of

it so can I try pumping this thing well

the barricade is just metal so there’s

nowhere to stick it in plug that thing

in okay we just need to find the thing

that the lever goes into obviously okay

and I’m guessing I’m guessing does that

open the the metal barricades is it like

a gate type situation maybe that he’s

holding back the blood cells with you’d

think so yeah that doesn’t seem to be

any way that you can see to actually

open this barricade right it doesn’t

look like yeah you thought it was a

lever for the barricade but it doesn’t

seem to actually have any connection to

it whatsoever

okay I’m usually good at thinking yeah

oh god I dropped the gun it shot another

chunk clerk baby jump clear oh he’s

bleeding it’s not like you can bleed

anymore yeah that’s not really doing

anything

I don’t also don’t really care I didn’t

really form any emotional bond with no

but his cup shape is slightly ruined the

droopier yeah if you were to try and

fill his cup shape now it would just

leak through the bullet hole

okay er than a deformed blood cell

you’ve still got three good ones yeah

okay so we have these barriers to get

through to somehow tear down we have a

gallbladder that’s torn open and we have

a large intestine that we can’t access

except through that pathway hmm okay

when you said when you said that dr.

Sevilla didn’t look so great it’s fair

enough very true okay so let’s all put

our minds together here how can we tear

down this barrier so that these white

blood cells can get to work well you

know I think like the best way to tear

down a barrier is to just let more women

have a say in the Academy voting you

know what I mean yeah and I well I see

that as being important right now I

think maybe the pressing issue would be

more of a physical oh the physical

barrier okay yeah yeah yeah okay okay so

I guess we’re all in the same page then

with not having many ideas here okay

so where do we think that this metal

thing could fit remembering it reminded

you of a balloon pump balloon pump let’s

see the lungs are our balloon ish we

haven’t seen them we haven’t seen a lot

yet no so I guess we got about the lungs

yeah it’s easy to forget I mean

breathing’s involuntary so a lot of

people forget they’re even there yeah

let’s go ahead and let’s go ahead and go

to the lungs I’m kind of curious anyway

I’ve never been inside of a lung as

opposed to all these other organs mmm

the rest are old news now you sail off

towards the right lung as marked on your

phone and when you get in there

everything at first seems normal

the walls are made of porous sponge-like

tissue that inflates and deflates

lightly with each of dr. safir’s

sleeping breaths however as you explore

further you spot a far corner that looks

like it’s collapsed it is an inflating

and if you push against it you nudge it

it feels unusually solid like there’s

something stuck in there

but spongy though the wall is it’s too

heavy for you to simply push aside it’s

a literal ton of uninflated balloon hmm

this would be so easy if I was big again

just a little bit bigger yeah first

things first I want a buried chunk ler

well it looks kinda like a balloon thing

that this lever that we had use a shovel

yeah yeah diggin the mucus down there

watch watch

alright as it reminded you of a balloon

pump up shoveling isn’t its intended

purpose yeah we just figured it could

also be used for that okay so maybe we

can find a spot fest balloon pump

looking thing

that you can just stick it right in

there right into that spongy lung tissue

yeah stick it in there okay here we go

and that lung tissue expands and as it

does you can see further inside and

actually see what’s been destroying it

you have come face-to-face with the

nanobots

whoa yeah for something called Nano it’s

it’s not nano compared to you right now

it’s like a big robotic tick its legs

are firmly implanted into the wall of

the lung and there’s some kind of

proboscis stabbing into it injecting

poison perhaps but like it knows you’re

there it brings out two of its legs and

holds them in front of itself like a

pair of arms ready to box you’re come on

hey I get to see him up you try to

negotiate with it and it just keeps

talking in that voice oh yeah see put a

map okay put them up put them up okay

well maybe he’s talked about your gun

camera hunch oh okay yeah I shoot it oh

it’s metal and the bullet just ricochets

right off I meant you know surrender

they gonna nut shoot him oh okay okay it

absorbs the gun into its body we’ve

given a fire power it was a terrible

decision dr. London it’s like that scene

in the mosque

you know timely reference the mosque

right so so here we have a difference

though the downside is that we’re

looking at a monster sorry I shouldn’t

say that with it there yeah I’m sure

it’s a nice in its own world maybe it’s

not a monster but for us it really seems

like one in any case we’ve inflated the

lungs at this point which means there

should be some oxygen flowing so some of

those previous problems that we saw

might be gone at this point it continues

to waive its boxing arms that year I’m

gonna get there yes so what are you so

weight losses that we do what’s the next

step forward

all right well perhaps we could revisit

one of the places that was severely

damaged before it scuttles a little bit

towards you it leaves its spot on the

wall and climbs down a little bit try to

get close enough to jab you punch you

me okay we should probably sure what I

mean we’ve been talking for about five

minutes with it in our site and it’s

only scuttled maybe like three or four

steps I think we have plenty of time all

right you get a good whack on it you try

to ignore the painful fact that it’s

metal and your flesh it hurts you more

than it hurts it but one of its

mechanical legs goes flying off whoa

Shane it’s a long thick rod and it’s

sparking a little bit at the end kind of

like a cattle prod unfortunately the

rest of the nano BOTS just sort of goes

yeah and scuttles back up and firmly

attaches itself to the wall of the lung

again do we do we need to fix the

gallbladder by the way or is that

something that oh you will definitely

need to fix the gallbladder

okay yes that’s not yeah that’s not an

infection that’s just a hole I’m

wondering if this if this can cauterize

the hole this cattle prod thing doesn’t

look like it’s got a sort of burning

effect like that okay okay hmm

here’s another thing that allowed

question could it perhaps free a barrier

where lymph in the lymph node cattle

prod electricity electricity and metal

Pearlie isn’t gonna destroy it if

anything that’s probably gonna hurt the

white blood cells yeah that does sound

hurtful okay well at least we have a

cattle prod Oh with the spinal cord that

one needed a kick didn’t it let’s grab

this cattle prod thing huh okay so you

got it Cameron yeah okay all right so

let’s head over to the spinal cord Oh

God okay don’t got it by that end oh

sorry

okay all right we’re good do don’t point

it at me here touch it Shane not just

touch it okay okay put it on my tongue

okay that was awesome let’s go ahead and

head over to the spinal cord then all

right you are back at the spinal cord so

remembering what that looked like there

were little gaps that you could reach it

one on the left one on the right all

right so I’d like to do well I guess you

know camera holding it

happen probably state well through that

little hole one of the holes okay which

side would you like to zap the left or

the right what are you gonna think well

we were talking are you do you mean

stage left right stage left or my little

we’re always talking stage left okay

okay so go with stage left

okay stage left alright so your stage

we’re damaged and the left kidney yeah

let’s just say everything’s damaged oh

that’s true okay yeah just the ones we

visited but um the nanobot was in the

the right lung so you’re saying I should

do it on the right you can always try

both one after the other what’s the

worst that could happen yeah I don’t

know I’m inside a body

lots of stuff happened today that I

wasn’t expecting hmm okay let’s start

with the left okay alright you prod at

the left and you swear you see a

shockwave burst from the point that you

touch you sway you see it shoot upwards

up the spine and out of sight almost at

the exact same time your phone flashes

to life a diagram of dr. severes body

has disappeared and words are now

showing up on screen

you must have sent some kind of

electrical signal up to the doctors

brain which has reacted to your synced

phone unlike the words on it look a

little bit scrambled like a message

isn’t quite coming through oh it’s what

you see is these letters what are you

reading no support it said the words

don’t forget to smile but then some

twisted person crossed out the word

forget and it just said don’t smile just

smile

I I should clarify because Cameron you

knew you your phone without the SIM card

is in your pocket you’re just looking at

a note that you wrote oh okay never mind

again the phones that are synced what

you see is this okay M said E

ah ve

and then on the next line L o-n-e

M there are some symbols mmm they look a

little bit like Morse code but who’d

expect you to know Morse code must be

something else

and on the left you see three dashes and

on the right you see three dots and a

dash M okay all right so the first line

if if I remember correctly it’s m ze ro

ve is that right mm-hmm that’s right

isn’t that a Russian name M’s arrived

maybe yeah that’s a Putin’s like it’s

the next person who made the nanobots

definitely a Russian I would say move

but then there’s an M and they’re still

if we were to mix these letters around

you’ve got Anna gram it’s not manna gram

good to know

all right so so so Shane what are you

thinking here well I noticed that it

looks kind of like microwave but that’s

where I’m at right now so I’m still

thinking because I don’t think it’s I

don’t think that’s right yeah I think

we’re missing an eye I see a W we’re

missing about half the letters to make

that work yeah we do have a V though and

an M that is three yeah and it oh so

pretty close but but it okay so it’s not

an anagram and backwards we know it’s

mil um Eve or asthma so dr. London you

use your medical science knowledge to

figure this out and so this next that

and the end part is also important so we

have on the left

– – – and on the right – yeah – yeah

okay so hmm maybe that’s how many zaps

we give to a given side that there’s

that’s just one idea I’m having here

like a firm one prod for a dot and then

hold it down for a – so you’re saying on

the left side we do three long zaps yes

and then on the right side we do three

short zaps and along zap or because you

know on a computer if you’re like trying

to say stop a program or restart

something sometimes it to hold down a

bunch of keys in a certain way maybe

this is kind of like that you just have

to get the right amount of things in the

right way all right try it okay here we

go here we go okay shoving it into the

left side first okay that’s three mm-hmm

okay how are we looking cool nothing

extraordinary has happened yet the body

is doing kind of a shake yeah didn’t do

anything okay

all right we’ll try the other side yeah

okay all right you finish that off and

you feel doctor severes body moving it

feels like somehow doing this you’ve

gotten more control but you can’t quite

tell what specifically you’re

controlling in this part of the spine

yet so you look at that phone message

and try to see if the words at the top

give you some indication of what you are

messing with right now okay let’s see

control over a part of her body right

now but you don’t know what part hmm all

right so let’s think through what could

it be

zero like something Rosie and this is I

assume the Queen’s English that we’re

using hmm as opposed to that’s Oz

English right

aka Russian let’s see saying that was a

good thought again speaking your

thoughts never wrong can help oh well in

that case so I ordered a whichwhich

sandwich earlier but I got I got the

size too large so I have half a sandwich

waiting for me does that okay so does

that help so do that

oh and I’ll stab ya let’s see so I’m

playing with this code still hmm well

the problem is already wrote in one

particular order

absolutely letters do the letters are

they connected to the sequence at the

bottom of the dashes and the dots in

terms of like there’s three dashes so is

it like the first three letters of each

line or something along no okay

ironically thinking about a sandwich

like a rib which could possibly help I

have no idea what he’s talking about

okay I know what he’s getting at

I don’t know goodnight I like it what

does it chain what is it well I’m trying

to figure out maybe do we need to move

some of the letters from the bottom in

between the other lever letters in the

top line or vice versa

okay good thank you weren’t there goes

this well you know I was thinking letter

sandwich hmm

yeah right what defines it well how do

you make a sandwich

Oh gotta get some bread turkey cheese

Swiss I mean

mustard pickles lettuce salt and pepper

pop it in a microwave see you get

something vyas now right get some

Tomatoes only keep four so put it

between two other things

you put it between some bread loaves

exactly what is the bread and tucky

tomato salt and pepper of this puzzle

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the first burst in last letter Melba

Melbourne Australia you on the right

track looking in there but II Rob

doesn’t really mean anything 0-0 in the

centre so we control zero okay and the

zero one so we’ve got more we’ve got

binary code happening in here you do not

need to know binary okay thank god

that’s good even though I already know

it

we have zero one or oh one or you could

maybe say ten so they have to go key

that’s number one what are we

controlling Dr. London zero one what

does that mean yeah so not one the other

stuff around it the other letters around

them are still important okay okay all

right the remaining letters

besides zero and one are M move limp

you can move their or their leg yeah so

right so we can use this look like an oh

yeah it’s ink so we can so we can move

her limbs now with this device after all

of this time trying to solve this puzzle

that scrambled message has sort of

finished unscrambling and there’s an

image appearing because what’s happening

is your phone’s image must be connecting

remotely to a camera on the ceiling in

the operating room because you can see

the operating table and everything

around it and as you go back and you do

another jab on to the spinal cord you

can control you can see that you’re

controlling dr. safir’s right arm the

one closest to the bench of medical

equipment okay okay so dr. Linda make

her slap her face yeah that’s gonna

happen here

you totally do that it’s it’s a

beautiful slap okay hold on um your

phone starts beeping there’s an alarm

going off you see that it’s swapped back

to the diagram of inside dr. safir’s

body there’s a huge red circle on her

heart the words cardiac arrest are

written on the screen oh no what have

you done

well I we slapped her that’s true maybe

maybe we can make you know move her

limbs to go get the defibrillators and

then you know maybe that’s a bad idea

yeah maybe that’s a bad idea yeah do

that no no there is definitely a mini

defibrillator sitting right next to us

so so that’s a good idea you can do that

and you you you make her grab it and you

press it onto her heart

luckily mobile defibrillators are

basically self functioning so you’re

able to make this work you feel the

first jolt shoot through her and then a

second and then suddenly everything

seems to be going okay again the alarm

is stopped and everything looks a little

bit more stable and in fact the symbol

on your phone that was on the large

intestine isn’t giving you a bad message

anymore oh good it says SIM card not

found well I guess I guess we could go

into the intestine might as well we need

to do that it seemed fixing the heart

must have jump-started a few other

things as well because this intestinal

blockage is slowly shifting and it’s

being pushed down the only problem is

now that it’s going it’s revealing

something even more sinister sitting on

the floor of the intestinal passage is a

small dark mass and you have no doubt

whatsoever that this is a cluster of

cancerous tumor cells maybe it’s benign

but it certainly doesn’t look good

especially here cancer cells replicate

extraordinarily quickly and this one

could effectively turn into a wall that

blocks the intestine permanently you can

already see a couple of these cells are

growing bigger as if they’re ready to

divide themselves and keeps

okay this sounds like a very complicated

patient we are getting paid here no no

it’s a volunteer thing yeah yeah

volunteer only I came in for the

nanobots situation and now there’s

cancer let me talk to the cancer cells

real quick is that okay

they don’t hey so you’re uh you’re a

cancer I’m like I’m a Sagittarius hey

you think I haven’t heard that one

before

are we talking about here and like a

vague gangster app accent like a 20s

gangster that make sure that cancer

sounds like well sounds mean one of the

cancer cells detaches from the clump to

come I to I with you yeah not a good

it’s still sort of growing you ain’t no

chunker okay well maybe let’s back away

from it real quick so those the lymph

node was filled with white blood cells

which really are good at you know

fighting off cancer potentially and

maybe the situation has changed up there

since you know our shakeups

if you go back in you’ll see that that

metal cage is still very much intact

okay okay okay something very specific

to get rid of that thing so what what

are the tasks that you still need to

what do you still need to do gall

bladder still open yeah there’s still a

hole in the wall of that yeah oh plug

the hole with these cancer cells right

they do grow quickly enough that they

could form a wall yeah I think it’s

great I think it’s it’s a temporary

solution but it’s practical it’s right

let’s do it yeah Cameron you can take

the lead I don’t like to play with

cancer like that all right so where

where I’ve got her

yeah I’ve caught the cancer cells wipe

it that can be where we going where we

going yeah and they’re like a net like a

dog catchers net oh you’re okay take off

your suit and you trap it in there yeah

then we lob it into the gallbladder hole

hole bladder if you will

you toss down your clump of gross black

cells they’re still replicating

expanding rapidly

pretty soon they’ve completely covered

the terrible hole that you made the bile

settles it’s no longer flooding the

passage to the stomach it’s now just a

regular old trickle if you want to head

to the stomach your way is now clear I

don’t know there’s a terrible hole

it just wasn’t like it wasn’t ideal the

timing and placement weren’t good but as

a whole I think you did good job Cameron

Thanks let’s go to the stomach stomach

stomach yes all right finally you’re

able to get to the stomach and well when

you get there everything looks normal

you weren’t sure if the nanobot has even

been here there’s no visible food lying

around makes sense doctor severe

wouldn’t have eaten right before surgery

and there are some small pools of

gastric acid that’s very easy to step

around well yeah I guess if we don’t go

swimming then true the stomach overall

quite pleasant compared to some of the

other places okay okay so let’s take a

beat here and let’s relax since this is

kind of the everything else has kind of

been a whole thing every time

and maybe just relaxing for a little bit

initial time estimate you have about ten

minutes left

whoa so so can we grab some of this

stomach acid and burn up metal with it

well not not with your hands is that

filled with acid to transport it what do

we do we have something to transport

stomach acid it’s a little bit out there

but you do have something vessel like we

do have those blood cells they’re shaped

like cups they were whoa but I wanted to

vote off of those well maybe okay

hydrochloric acid just gives it a zing

okay yes very true you’ve been there

been there done that it’s good stuff

yeah just a head start basically on

digestion

all right let’s use our let’s use our

our chalice Shay

sells to scoop up some stomach acid is

that what is dr. London is this on yes

which one are you using well using I

guess we can use the two that I was

gonna bring home for me the acid sits in

those cup cells looking totally a nut

there’s no bubbling no fizzing nothing

from here well it almost looks like

water

you know better though don’t drink it

okay he doesn’t know better I’ll hold it

let me hold it I’m thirsty he he does

not remember that kind of thing if it

looks good he will drink it okay you

just already dealt with the whole

bathroom issue I want to go through that

again yeah okay so now we’ve got Bott

filled with the stomach acid let’s head

over to the lymph node all right you

take your cup of acid and you let it you

sort of throw it it sort of floats in

the direction of the barricade and the

acid on metal makes it start fizzing and

pretty soon pieces of it are being

completely eroded away and then the

whole thing collapses the white blood

cells that were trapped inside come

floating out you you move aside

concerned but they’ll see you as an

invader but actually they go past you

completely they’re floating on their

merry way they seem to be going

somewhere deliberately hmm they’re not

the fastest so following them will be

pretty easy and eventually you follow

them to their destination but they

weren’t going to the lung where the nano

BOTS was they’ve gone to the kidney but

that huge pool of infected blood has

been sitting so great that trying to get

to work on that okay except this pool is

enormous it could take them hours to get

this place disinfected you you need a

way to get them elsewhere I was in an

infinity pool cuz those look bigger than

they actually are I don’t know I think

they’re as big as infinity that’s all

right that’s that’s very true he’s got a

point that is Australia that’s the hope

that’s the whole idea okay well I guess

they can’t pile and do our or bus can

they or our van

probably could but this infection is

really what’s attracting their attention

so even then wherever you took them

they’d probably try to make their way

back so so what what what needs to be

done we need to figure out how to get

the nano bots in here probably hmm or

some way to attract the white blood

cells an infection else the nanobots

yeah good point so really easy they seem

mmm slightly more cooperative than the

nanobot okay so maybe we’ll go to the

lung with a nanobot and try to stir up

something okay all right what’s your

plan well I was gonna start another

fight really oh okay all right let’s go

okay you start another fight with the

Nano but and this time you’re all gonna

get in on it this time three on one

maybe you’ll actually have a chance

that’s right all right you do some

punches hands up kind of like one of

those scenes from fast guy where Peter

fights the chicken it goes onto a tree

do a bit of destruction to everything

that’s around you and eventually yes um

some bits of not so pleasant looking

blood start wafting out of lung bits and

it takes a long while this is a long

fight that you’re doing here but

eventually from the equivalent of a

doorway to the lung you see a little

white blood cell poked its head through

and then another and another and a

couple of them must have detoured from

the lymphocyte and had come towards you

to help you out and they see they see

the nanner bullet scar good yeah you try

to lure it up and you stand back and

these white blood cells they leap onto

the nanobot it retract all of its legs

it curls up into a defensive ball but

these white blood cells they are savages

they encircle it they engulf it and then

it’s gone dissolved inside the white

blood cells

the nanobot never made it to her brain

the research is safe

oh alright I suppose let’s hop back in

the vessel and leave I satisfied with a

job well done

you head back for the eye when you get

there though something seems off off

scale to be precise the pupil doesn’t

look as accommodating as it did on your

way in and it hasn’t gotten smaller you

have indeed gotten bigger your vessel

included it’s just a bit bigger it’s not

enough to put dr. severe at risk but it

is enough that you can’t get out but you

have to leave via the pupil it’s the

only way back to the chamber where you

can regrow in stable conditions if you

return to normal size anywhere else the

sudden shift could kill you Oh as

opposed to okay so and I guess so if we

all suck in a little bit that doesn’t

help correct it doesn’t it doesn’t help

the bus yeah alright first and foremost

I pray to the powerful white blood cells

for their favor I need to stop sucking

up to blood cells dude they’re not gonna

like you

Oh white blood cells please grant me

favor man I don’t even know why you’re

bothering with these ones they’ve done

their job you’ve got red blood cells to

raise that’s true one one good blood

cell and two delicious blood cells so so

we we can’t go out the colon no it’s not

that kind if you do that you’ll just end

up back in the main room and if you

resize in the main room rather than the

special chamber oh right right right

yeah everything I’ll go bananas yeah and

I I can speak to this I’ve seen patients

like this where it’s not that kind of

colon anyway okay your only option is to

make this pupil video yeah well can we

resize her pupil specifically because if

so maybe we could control her limbs to

do the resizing machine and focus it on

her pupil make it larger the resizing

machine is more of like a special

chamber so you do have some degree of

control over things outside that she can

reach within her um distance and you’ve

got spine control you probably can’t

make her body flop all the way into the

machine but here’s an idea

so pupils react to light so oh there is

that big light over over her the Kim

Kardashian marelize yeah accent come in

handy well you see if it’s sort of a

survival instinct thing anyway so yeah

if we manipulate the light in the room

then possibly that could cause the

people to dilate or maybe we could make

her use the defibrillators again you

know on her yeah on her I just sort of

shoot you out yeah so can we just throw

the light around you can control her um

go back to the spinal cord to give her a

quick zap and actually you notice that

her left arm not too far from the light

switch

Wow okay so then you can flip wait stage

left you flick it to the off

position and although you can’t see it

you sense the room plunging into

darkness and dr. savea’s body subtly

reacting to the change all right head

back to the eye and with the light

switched off

Dr. Severus pupil indeed has expanded to

several times the size it was before

even as your vessel is steadily growing

you pass through it easily and you make

your way back through the tube to the

size changing chamber area at last you

can return to your normal size safely

and the blood cells are gonna come for

the journey I hope they like being big

once you’ve done so and once dr. severe

has returned consciousness she wearily

walks over to you it’s done yeah take a

seat aren’t you tired your I’ve just

been asleep where have you been also you

have cancer oh it’s cool though I was

just about to celebrate about having

normal compromised information and being

healthy again yep

really um maybe I will lie down so Shane

that’s not gonna go with working with

the podcast is that usually we try to

approach people with you know in a

particular way so that we don’t you know

Surprise them with information at the

wrong time bedside manners oh yeah god

forbid people had correct information

yeah so you do have gallbladder cancer

okay we that we metastasized to the Gulf

we could have probably found a different

solution but that was the most

convenient well be that as it may

destroying the Nano but was your goal

and you have completed it you have

completed this escape when you die now

your knowledge will die with you instead

of being in that nano bot exactly and

isn’t that what everybody wanted right

congratulations guys you did it saved

mr. risk the doctor yeah if I could get

that a paycheck that would be yeah the

paycheck is and also you know a ride

back I’d

love a ride home can I put that back

we’ve actually been experimenting all of

those black fans that brought you here

they’ve now been shrunk and put into

other people’s bodies you take an uber

yeah I I mean you could just order an

uber like I don’t I don’t think it’s

we’re set on the vans and it’s it’s a

long trip back the uber might cost your

entire paycheck from the mission right

that that’s that is why I’m asking you

guys to to order the so we are getting

paid I’m sorry with this cancer

diagnosis I’m clearly going broke okay I

pull out my gun and pointed at Bill and

Dan no remember the bots the nano BOTS

took your gun oh right right yeah we

already tried this solution no no he

meant gone silly that’s a good sign

because the nanobot ate the gun and the

white blood cells a banana bullet so now

there’s a white blood cell in the body

somewhere with a gun Wow

a super white thing and that’s how you

get rid of cancer so there she’ll be

fine that sounds great so this is what

the doctors have been hiding from us all

along his podcast is about real medical

advice right because that is true yeah

well you know we try to educate on a few

things in any case I’m glad that we were

able to help you with this problem I

guess to help doctor severe specifically

in any case I think this is a good time

to maybe wrap it up since we have to

figure out how to get home and

mentioning uber I’m also thinking of

uber eats I’m pretty hungry okay so red

blood cells pretty big now okay and by

the way those aren’t sponsors of ours

but we would love them as sponsors okay

so thank you to escape this podcast

thank you to both of you I hope you had

fun and I hope that everybody learned a

little something about how the body

works yes

well very factually correct in human

body room there are some real facts in

that that’s true I didn’t lie about the

function of anything and blood cells are

good for their meat hmm well I haven’t

tried it yet but I assume so I mean look

at them is there any any way for

listeners to follow you and find you

else

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this is gonna be a delivery one it’s

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