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welcome to the jingle jock doc podcast

featuring dr london smith

tis the season to be freezing i hope you

and your family are not

wheezin from the coronavirus

introducing your host dr

london smith hello

and welcome to the jock doc podcast

where we discuss fitness and health

and how to incorporate our modern

understanding of science and medicine

into our daily lives but without it

being so boring

i’m your host dr londonsmith.com

i’d like to begin by apologizing to our

listeners

we’ve received some feedback about the

excessive amount of technical medical

terms that i’ve been using

such as coagulase negative staphylococci

and

evening gown so i will try to temper my

terminology to a simpler one in the

future

here to help with that is our producer

cameron yes wow cameron i see you’ve uh

you’re all dressed up kind of in

christmas cheer that’s right dr london

that

this is sort of my holiday

job i would say is making sure

everything that’s dreary is transformed

into cheery

yeah well okay i guess i mean whenever i

say you’re all dressed up it’s really

it’s the antler the the reindeer

you know antler things you’re wearing

there oh yeah i’ve been going around

antlering everything including my own

self

i’ve been running by neighbors or

friends coaches or bankers

and i i just kind of i go

i anyone i think needs to go from drear

to cheer

i’ve got these these little antlers and

they little jingly balls on them and i

go

okay that sounds violent so these are

just violent it’s christmas

that’s just a little the little headband

antlers is that right

yeah just like the headband antlers but

i just come by really quick and i go

whoa yeah so

pop them on and then i’m off so fast

so so you’re just running in and because

i would think that like it’s if you’re

giving it to someone you

run up you know put it on their head and

then

kind of say like oh hey and like maybe

ask if they want that

no no i mean if they’re confused by

what’s going on and they want to ask

questions they can just

chase me down because i’m i mean i’m

going by

super fast so they just got to start

running and be like hey i’ve got a few

questions about what just happened

okay and has that happened before and so

then i’m i’m at the pharmacy

and i’m i’m i’m sitting in the cabinets

in the pharmacy waiting for someone to

restock in there

and then i go wow antlered

you antler them okay and i want to

encourage all of our

listeners to antler all of your

friends and your classmates and your

teachers

and your students and everyone you

possibly can

like so like if you see someone who’s

frowning and

like looking kind of down in the dumps

those are the ones that

you do you think that the christmas

cheer is

is contained within the deer antlers is

that

the whole thing the reindeer antlers the

deer antlers sort of counteract the

negative energy

of a lack of christmas cheer and the way

you would tell if they have a lack is

like if they’re not

smiling or being cheery yes well we have

like a reader

we have like an emf like an emf

reader like for that’s for ghost hunting

and so we go in and then we like measure

like if it’s cold in there oh a

thermometer like we’ll go into an office

yeah like we’ll go into an office or

like a bank

or like my mom’s farm

we’ll go we’ll go there and we’ll check

the temperature and we’ve got the emf

reader we’ll take a lot of pictures and

if there are orbs floating around

in the pictures then that indicates to

me that there’s a lack of christmas

spirit

going on there and it’s cold and dreary

and we need to

uh liven things up and the cheapest way

to do that is

is antler these antlers so you know that

during winter

generally it’s going to be more likely

to be colder

right that’s just the seasons so the

thermometer

i assume it’s yeah and that’s also

winter

is when christmas time is and that’s

when

christmas negativity and a lack of

christmas spirit

has its strongest most negative impact

okay and you can tell from the

thermometer it gets colder and colder

with each passing day

yeah and so i guess so you you think

and there’s so many orbs

once again that sounds that sounds very

much like a specific to ghost hunting

like that’s a very

the orb thing well we’re hunting the

ghost of lack of ghosts

and if you think about it who are

the three most famous ghosts alive

uh well guess i guess casper

would be the most well i mean

the yeah but like not them not casper

not casper then i guess

like the the three stooges is the next

one that comes to mind like i

i don’t think the three stooges aren’t

ghosts they’re just guys

well the i mean at this point i don’t

know if they i think that

like curly and like i feel like they

they aren’t

alive anymore like they’re ghosts at

this point right no

i haven’t heard anything about this

you’re talking about will sasso

yes no i and the silicon valley guy

yes and sean hayes yes no

okay so you’re telling me i i was

they’re gone i was referring to the

like the original anyway we can move on

from

the three most important ghosts of all

time

are the ghosts of christmas present

the ghost of christmas future and the

ghost of christmas

fast go see christmas fast

yeah that’s the ghost that is always

like

oh the holidays just come and go so fast

yeah okay oh haven’t the holidays oh it

i can’t believe it’s already over it

just feels like it came and went okay so

whenever you said the ghost of chris is

fast i thought you might have been

referring to

you know what you’re trying to emulate

with your fast running with the

with the reindeer antlers things no i

jus i just don’t know any other way

if i’m moving and i’m trying to reindeer

antler people

i’m going fast as hell man

i don’t know how to do that without

being at top speed baby

how many of those are you giving out a

day because that sounds for one thing

even though you say it’s more cost

effective for

for the the purpose you’re trying to you

know accomplish

but like how many of those are you doing

a day you’re doing you know you’re

pranking a few friends with it

oh i’m doing i’m just doing like one

session of the day which is

there’s about a hundred different

antlerings around town and neighboring

villages

and so are you running and you’re

measuring temperature and you’re

measuring electromagnetism uh-huh

determining lack of christmas spirit

and taking pictures checking for orbs

and this is all while you’re sprinting

yeah okay i have like a i have like a

surface

like a microsoft surface so it can be a

tablet or

a laptop and so it works perfectly on my

skateboarder scooter is that is that an

advertisement is that a sponsor

or is that just no no just practical

just a practical

uh computer okay yeah well

great but hey i i’d like to say i would

not mind having them as a sponsor

um anyway so so that’s our producer

cameron

uh bringing the christmas cheer every

day of the year near christmas

uh also with us is did you do in the

hose

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think about it who are the three

most famous ghosts alive the three most

important

ghosts of all time are the ghosts of

christmas present ghost of christmas

future

and the ghost of christmas fast

that’s the ghost that is always like oh

the holidays just come and go so fast oh

haven’t the holidays oh it i can’t

believe it’s already over it just feels

like it came

oh haven’t the holidays oh it’s i can’t

believe it’s already over it just feels

like it came and went

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and uh later cameron tells me that we

can expect a special guest who’s been

making some headlines

that’s right dr london yeah so look

forward to that

uh but before we move on i would like to

address a bit of listener feedback

so when i choked on food the other day a

kind stranger performed the heimlich

maneuver on me

and i coughed up the food onto the

ground

and it spelled out what i understand to

be a message from a listener

the note reads quote please don’t

say such mean things

the grandkids might be

seeing this end quote

so first of all are you okay dr london

are you okay or were those

were there were there like periods in

between each word or dashes or something

or were you choking on something

no there are periods in between each of

those words that’s

do you need me to give you the heimlich

maneuvering no

no i like my throat’s clear i’m i’m fine

let me do it just in case i feel like

that would be safer no

i so okay you’re oh [ __ ] okay

so you’re used to to going for the head

and so you went straight for my neck

though yeah

and let me look at you while i’m here

okay and then okay well that

that was below the belt

okay i’m not about you guys

and what’s on what’s on your head now

that’s some reindeer antlers

yeah that’s right okay um

so so for this listener uh to answer

your question

uh i apologize you know plain and simple

uh we we really maybe have said some

mean things and the grandkids really

might be seeing this

so cameron and i would both like to make

some public apologies and i think that

maybe now is a

is as good a time as any so yeah

i think that’s very brave of me and you

so yeah

um let’s let’s go and make things right

i’ll go first

if you don’t mind i would like to

apologize

sincerely for my tick tock video

at dr london smith in which i tried to

portray how clowns behave in the wild

i recognize now that that was a form of

cultural appropriation

and i will endeavor to better myself and

my understanding of foreign cultures in

the future

cameron do you have any um you know any

issues where you may have

been inappropriate yeah no i yeah i

definitely uh need to apologize for

for something um so look i want to say

from the bottom of my heart

and i genuinely do mean this

i did not think that that rowboat would

sink

and i did not think that she would do

that

that and i mean that and you’re

referring to okay

um and it’s not my fault

because she decided there were to shoot

fireworks off from the rowboat

yes was it her fault that

she like i guess it wasn’t your fault

that she couldn’t swim

very well well

it’s not she’s she eventually got too

short it just took like a long time

and yeah i just immediately went back to

shore and i could have

i probably could have picked her out

yeah like that’s that’s

but again it’s not my fault but i did

not know

that that boat was gonna sink so and

also

i did not know that that

hang glider was going to be able unable

to hold two people

yeah yeah and so that that really did

become problematic and i did not

mean to do that to her

to to the mother and to the mom and she

didn’t deserve that

and what about the your

your partner on the hang glider

the way my the partner fell upside down

and i just

dragged the partner by its face for the

rest of the wood

pants them from from up above

um yeah yeah it didn’t seem appropriate

to me almost like a reverse

almost like a reverse panting

and i’m sorry for

because we were too heavy for the hang

glider landing in those

i thought it would be funny to try to

land in a couple of watermelons

at a party that was going on sort of as

a fun prank and

zipping by maybe antler a few people on

there

and instead of landing in watermelons i

uh

landed right into the mother’s eye

yeah right in our eye sockets and that

of course led to

your um well for one thing that that

mother’s

inability to blind blindness that the

mother was rendered blind and um

well it’s really just color blindness

because she can’t see any color

whatsoever

yeah because you uh yeah you took out

so i think just calling it blindness

isn’t isn’t fair

it’s really colorblindness yes i guess

what’s confusing

is the because you still got

a hunk of eyeball stuck to each of your

feet

which you later tried to turn into a

marketable product

i just think that if we have the

technology and the science

to regrow eyes

then that would sort of don’t right we

do not have that i could sort of take

back

my apology that i just made a second ago

there

but because that that’s that seems like

a

step aside kind of hypothetical because

obviously that technology does not exist

to my knowledge

it doesn’t exist because i tried

i the people at the patent office

had gotten wind of it and they

preemptively

banned me from filing a patent

they had gotten too many feared

completely socks made of eyeball tissue

that was what was preemptively denied

but they have they had gotten

a lot of complaints about previous

patents about their lack of safety from

you

specifically um yeah and usually like

the loudness of volume

and so they just they just out they just

went ahead and they called me up

they said hey we heard through the

grapevine that you’re working on

something i’m just gonna tell you right

now it’s not

just really you should stop and so

that’s why we don’t have that technology

today

yeah the amount of unethical emotion so

really

just like the one before that’s not my

fault because that’s not my fault that’s

science

has i gotten where i wanted to go even

apologizing i think is wrong

like it’s not it’s definitely not my

fault that she doesn’t have an eye

it’s it’s these regulations see in this

i feel like whenever we both make formal

apologies on

the podcast and then you say it’s not my

fault

at the end of the apology it it takes

away some of the force of the apology

does that make sense

well because a lot most of the time

while during the apology i realized

that i didn’t do anything wrong nope so

what else am i gonna say i’m not gonna

lie this isn’t the liars show

the liar doc podcast even though that’s

what you do most of the time

yeah okay well we we can anyway yeah to

the mom

you’ll get an eye one day hopefully and

if you don’t

it’s not my fault so and even if you do

it it will be made

to be a saw well at this point i think

if she gets an i like a replacement eye

she should just go ahead and get two

because she sort of owes me the second

eye

i feel like we should move on like this

is this is how

to get cancelled is what i’m thinking

whenever you try to apologize and then

you say that the person who

you rendered to to some degree of

blindness

you say that they owe you yeah

colorblindness because she can’t

see any color whatsoever it’s just pure

black

yeah okay so it’s just ultimate

colorblindness people keep saying oh

she’s blind

it’s just an extreme form of

colorblindness

okay well let’s go ahead and move on

from there i really want to step away

from

from that but i still apologize for mine

that’s fine my clown portrayal

yeah um but now for today’s medical

topic

cryptogenic organizing pneumonitis

cryptogenic organizing pneumonitis is an

inflammatory lung disease

with similar clinical and radiographic

features to

infectious pneumonia it is associated

with many entities

such as viral infections medications

and connective tissue disease but most

cases well in the

that’s why the i mean that’s why the

pneumonuma guy is the way he is

because of the connectivity because he

went viral

okay no you see a friend of the song

that was famous

yeah you know the new do you remember

the numa numa guy yeah

yeah the my uh it was like it was like a

viral video

like 20 years ago and then there was

in that ti song um yeah

so this is um that’s you’re saying this

is what he had

like he was born like that it wasn’t

just like it learned well what i was

just about to say is that

most cases of cryptogenic organizations

born being like a little pneumonia

is uh they’re idiopathic meaning that we

do not know the cause

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oh so it’s sort of unknown why the

numenuma guy

became the way he is that’s just one of

those unknown mysteries of

is that it love quantum physics quantum

science well

i don’t i don’t know that this

specifically explains

why that viral video was what it was

but um oh wait i go

because there’s no way to know like you

said so

so in cryptogenic organizing pneumonitis

uh

and the pneumonitis refers to itis

that’s inflammation and

pneumo that’s the uh that’s the lungs

that’s breathing and the pneumonuma guy

yeah okay so so disease onset

is typically in the fifth or six decades

of life

most patients are symptomatic for less

than two months and have a clinical

presentation

that mimics community acquired pneumonia

so this means that patients may present

with cough dyspnea that’s difficulty

breathing

they have flu-like symptoms and on

imaging

it may show multiple ground glass or

consolidative opacities

along with a restrictive pattern on

pulmonary function tests

and you don’t know sometimes and this is

something that i think

we as americans especially struggle with

is

not recognizing the issues that other

people are dealing with because like i

had no idea that the pneumonoma guy was

dealing with all of this stuff

and that’s why he became the way he is

i just thought he was like a weird funny

guy from the internet

like i i had no idea that he had would

you say like shortness of breath

yeah i mean you said he can’t within the

content the way the dances is funny you

said something about

dancing funny um

i you know i’m not sure what you’re

referring there but um

he may have been short of breath in the

video because he was dancing a lot and

that can

yeah that exercise can you know cause an

increase in oxygen because he has

pneumonium

disease i just thought it was because

they were like kind of saying

pneumonia in the song i didn’t realize

it was he was called the pneumonoma guy

because of

the disease yeah i don’t think i don’t

think that there’s

that specific connection but i’m not

sure i don’t know his medical history

but

so anyway so frequently uh flexible

bronchoscopy is performed to obtain a

bronchial viola lavage samples to

evaluate for infection hemorrhage and

malignancy

during this procedure a trans-bronchial

biopsy is sometimes performed for

further evaluation of lung tissue

however a surgical he had that he got

that

that surgery no so that’s actually

that’s

just a taking a uh flexible bronchoscopy

that’s just taking a look down

you know into the lungs with a little

biopsy but

but um a surgical lung biopsy is

generally preferred

over a trans-bronchial biopsy to make a

definitive diagnosis of cryptogenic

organizing pneumonitis

and that will reveal excessive

proliferation or

plugs of granulation tissue within

alveolar ducts and alveoli

and that’s with associated chronic

inflammation in the surrounding alveoli

so when i imagine there’s also

inflammation

because he he doesn’t look like he

usually moves around that much

as much as he’s moving around in the

video and so i imagine

a lot of his muscles are gonna feel like

there’s some inflammation going on

and for that i would just suggest maybe

taking a few advil ibuprofen

is you know the generic name okay

i mean mate maybe i’m not sure once

again i don’t know his medical history

even you said that this disease is a

mystery you don’t know where it can come

from

a lot of cases are idiopathic meaning

that

you know you can it’s impossible to know

because it’s a mystery because the

science hasn’t caught up yet

i so so in these patients spontaneous

recovery may occur

but so you’re sort of like a sherlock

holmes type

guy yes yeah yeah in a way i

you know uh i do i do find that i relate

to

sherlock holmes in some way you know

we’re solving medical mysteries we

we take whatever clues uh and then based

on our knowledge of medicine

we discern yeah you’re solving mysteries

you’re riding around in a van with a dog

just like sherlock holmes

i uh i feel like you’re mixing

some some shows and movies so

so i i think what you’re referring to is

scooby-doo sherlock you and

you and the nurses which are your watson

okay and

your watson was a doctor pas

your physician’s assistants who is your

morty arties

because they’re your greatest enemy well

that and y’all are riding around in the

van and you’ve got a dog who is the

hound of the baskerville

who’s in there and you’re feeding them

pound of baskerville snacks

and y’all are all getting wicked stoned

and you’re going mostly to abandon theme

parks

to find out why um like the ghost of a

pirate

is haunting it and it ends up being

the like the former owner

mostly yeah i uh so i

and that’s what medicine is

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i feel like you’re really mixing up you

just took the name sherlock

and watson and moriarty like those are

those are

names and then you put them into the

scooby-doo universe

uh and i it seems like a big jump but uh

in any case so spontaneous recovery as i

said it may occur but coordinated

steroids are used commonly and over 60

percent of patients recover

relapse may occur after a cessation of

those steroids though

and then your nephew comes and his name

is

um scrappy holmes and he’s kind of

controversial

some people like him some people don’t i

um because he’s kind of obnoxious yeah

i’m i’m not

i guess i can go on the record here i i

am actually not a fan of

scrappy scrappy homes scrappy homes

yeah uh well anyway that’s so that’s

that’s the medical lesson we can

go ahead and you know move on to this

guest sure

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all right uh cameron said that we hit a

special guest that he’s

someone who’s actually been making

headlines is that right that’s right dr

london

i am gonna go ahead and say and dr

london you’ve been getting mad at me

in the last few weeks for referring to

every single guest we have as

the most special guest that we’ve ever

had yeah i mean not

not so mad but you know just

it doesn’t make that much sense to me so

i’m just gonna i’m not even gonna say

that

no one’s special anymore that’s out the

window this

is by far the most important guest that

has ever been

on a weekly podcast wow

okay so that’s the only reason i specify

weekly

is because obama was on marc maron once

but that’s

bi-weekly so that’s monday and thursday

so on a weekly podcast we have that

locked down

though okay so it’s us versus a

former president yeah okay

um well hello to our guest my name is dr

londonsmith.com

and this is our producer cameron uh what

was your name well hi there guys i’m

first airman lloyd kapiki lloyd kapiki

you call me lloyd

or first airman or mr picky whatever you

prefer can i call you lk

yep that’s totally fine okay that’ll do

it like i always say

as long as somebody is trying to talk to

me i feel better

yes oh wow so that’s something you say

to yourself a lot

it’s yeah it is you know sometimes up

here in the sky

you’re all alone i should probably tell

you what why i have the title first

airman

it’s something i gave to myself once i

got into the sky

yeah you must be a pilot right not

exactly

were you in the military or anything

like that i

no i was rejected from the military once

and did not try again

uh they said you don’t have the

qualifications

yeah i would i same same story really is

that right

yeah no i see what i think it was

because i i was too

fast that makes sense yeah they want to

have a monotone speed to all their

soldiers

yeah they want to be able to track how

fast you’re going with those

mile per hour guns but i would i think i

would mind i was breaking it because of

my

sort of top speed no one told me that

but that’s the best i can assume

nothing else made sense the stuff they

told me didn’t make sense i’m sorry i’m

making this all about me

i i apologize that’s totally okay i’m

interested in you as well

i want to hear from you so you’re not a

you’re not a pilot

and you weren’t in the military so where

does the the first airman

what come from well you know i am the

first airman of my

own personal uh uh service for letting

folks know

uh all about the traffic in los angeles

i am the first airman

of lloyd kapiki’s traffic service uh i

go up in the sky on my

pack and i report on the traffic all

around the city so people know

oh where to go where not to go but the

trick is i’m only doing it to help my

wife get home faster

fix up that commute oh okay wait you

have a

jet pack jetpack’s the the kind of the

big thing i’m hearing too

oh interesting yeah yes i do have a jet

pack uh i

you may have seen some stories out of

los angeles a couple of months back

about a a guy and a jet pack getting

caught over lax that was

i didn’t want to go to lax because they

always catch me but i did have to

because

you know she had to drop something off

of the airport on her way home so i had

to make sure that she could get home

quickly and

avoid any police and such so yeah okay

so the

i i do remember those reports but you’re

telling me that the only reason you’re

even doing that flying around everywhere

is just be able to like help your wife’s

commute

that’s exactly right yeah see i wanted

to i’ve always wanted to be

a news traffic reporter that’s been my

dream since i was a little kid and i

first saw somebody up in a helicopter

reporting on the traffic and then you

know i tried but was that something that

you were

was that something you were rejected

from and you never tried again

exactly exactly i was rejected once and

i thought well i can’t do that but i

could make my own way and my wife you

know

she really appreciated the idea that i

would help her with

traffic and easing her commute so she

did

finance building a jet pack we spent a

lot of time working on it

uh and now i have one and i can help her

get home quicker wow and one more

really important question and don’t lie

to me here sir

okay what was your wife dropping off at

the airport i’ve never dropped something

off at the airport in my life i’ve

dropped people off

but i’ve never been like oh i gotta

swing by the airport to drop off like a

packet

yeah you know she told me i should never

ask too many questions about her work

but she did have to

drive into one of the back hangers pick

something out of her

trunk that looked roughly like a rolled

up carpet dump it in the water by the

by the docks and then get back in the

car and get out of there quickly so

i don’t know exactly what it was but uh

but that it sure was interesting

yeah i i guess interesting is the word

for it

yeah you know i found that a lot of the

work that i do is about getting her home

as fast as possible

um so that we can spend a lot of time

together but then when we do get home

she often has phone calls she has to

make

and uh we don’t get to spend as much

time together as i would as i would have

hoped but we do see each other every

night which is

you know that’s important in a marriage

if you ask me yeah i mean it sounds like

you guys spend a lot of time with each

other but also

you know your wife is unwilling to tell

you her business like what she’s doing

but she’s fine with you sort of spying

on her everywhere she goes right

well she hey liz she’s very open with me

about her job title and that is she is

the director of waste management for the

city of los angeles

but she just told me not to ask too many

questions about the details because it’s

mostly trash related and that’s not

interesting to anyone anyway

oh okay she she told you to not ask the

details because it’s too

boring exactly i mean who needs to know

what who’s

whose carpet that was you know it’s just

trash it’s got to go in the

landfill or sometimes in the water and

i’m always telling my friends

preemptively hey never ask about this

one thing because the details of it are

so boring you wouldn’t even

want to know exactly i tell my

friends that all the time and they’re

like no your job is flying around in the

sky that’s very interesting

uh and so i do tell them the details

because they’re right it’s fun

it’s great up here i got to tell you

guys you’re flying

right now right now you’re in the air

yeah absolutely uh-huh i’m always in the

air these days

i try not to land except at night to see

my wife yeah

so so what um and you got to refuel

so i’m just surprised that you know that

you have a jet pack considering that

it’s

such a novelty that so many people you

know have

kind of dreamed of i know for you that

wasn’t your dream

but for a lot of people you know jetpack

kind of would be their dream

so uh have you thought about

i don’t know have you tried sharing this

technology with with

others who you know might want to

develop it into mass production

anything like that absolutely i have

yeah i sent the blueprints to elon musk

and i said musky let’s make a deal you

know

uh he didn’t appreciate the nickname i i

was way too

i was way too bold and just going with a

nickname i didn’t even know if he had or

not

and he said that they were working on

something of their own they didn’t need

my help and they had no interest in

working with me so i kind of

after trying once i gave up you know

yeah we you you can’t trust musk to get

stuff done we’ve talked about that a bit

on this show

we actually had to design the cyber

truck for

him a few weeks ago wow because he told

everyone

he had it done and he didn’t he forgot

about musky

and just to be clear i don’t know him

and i can’t call him that

nope yeah he called us up and was like

dudes

and so we had to take care of it so

don’t trust that guy the fact that you

built

yourself a working jetpack isn’t

is pretty incredible thanks yeah i

appreciate it you know it’s it’s

interesting

the more funds you have to work with the

more successful you can be in any kind

of technological enterprise that’s what

i always

uh think to myself sometimes yeah

and what so where did you get all of

these or

or how much should it cost i guess

that’s an interesting question i haven’t

asked my wife the details

uh you know she donna is a very uh

uh a very loving woman but not very

forthcoming with details as we’ve said

so

you know i didn’t say like how much did

this cost how much did that cost but

uh between the two of us we did a lot of

work in the shed uh and

we got it working a couple of first

prototypes did burn my whole butt off

but then

after that you know we managed to get

the angle

on the jetpack thrusters correct so it

wasn’t pointing straight down at where

my butt is and just a little bit out

and that was a lot safer and and more

successful

so do you do you wear a you know a

butt prosthetic now or

that’s actually why i wanted to talk to

you doctor because i was curious

what you thought uh uh you know my

options might be

for as someone with a very burned butt

how can i sit comfortably

yeah that well i guess okay so first

question

um how long ago did this happen how long

ago was your

your buttocks burned off yeah so

the initial butt burnings began in

around i would say april of 2020

and then uh up through june they were

pretty repetitive

incidents where i did burn my whole butt

off but then in july we figured out how

to angle the thrusters correctly so

since then i haven’t had any fresh burns

but they are still painful

right because you’ve got you’ve got like

four months of

butt burn built up that’s right yeah my

whole butt’s covered in trouble i

imagine that must

yeah that must hurt and i mean honestly

it seems like a

sort of a compliment i mean if you had a

flat ass then you would have been a lot

safer but you must have been packing

some

hacking some junk in the trunk

absolutely yeah my wife’s colleagues

described me

uh as her uh her thick play thing which

i

i never really enjoyed but at the same

time i’m like

it’s kind of a compliment

huh and that’s thick with two cs

yes yes i don’t know if that came

through in the way i was saying it oh oh

yeah no that’s clear i assume anytime

anyone says

thick nowadays it’s what’s yeah

regardless of the situation

so i mean dr london help this help this

formerly large budded man

so i mean did you go to the hospital did

they talk about you know doing any

grafting

or like because i i don’t know you know

exactly your situation

yeah what this is not a time for

crafting

dr london what you’re gonna give him

some

some uh cardboard paper or whatever

and have him have him make fun shapes in

a poster board this is not a time for

that

yeah no i i was referring a little bit

more to the um

you know that skin grafts to crafting

so skin grafts they’re they take a

you know a portion of your skin from a

different part of your body oh you were

you’re you’re saying graphing

okay so you’re gonna find you’re gonna

do crunch the numbers and do the math to

fix his burnt little butt i mean we did

graph the damage so

there is i do have a visual

representation of the

course of uh of the experimentation

during the building process that shows

how burned my whole butt was

from day to day but i don’t know how

useful that’ll be to you since i just

want it fixed now

not back then you know but at the same

time it’s like yeah i did want to go to

the hospital

but that’s one of the big rules in our

house is no hospitals

so you’re not allowed to go to the

hospital no it’s something you know

donna

she says we’re trying not to attract

attention on one of those kind of deals

you know

hey it is what it is well

i mean is it because what i’m hearing is

that

you know maybe like like that sounds

like it’s a very serious emergency

situation

where you know a trip to the hospital is

pretty essential but going dr

london going to the hospital is a

personal choice

yes you can’t force people to i know

in your america that’s what you’d want

is

anytime anyone’s sick or

has something infected or whatever that

they rush to the hospital

and they make sure they give the doctor

a zillion dollars

but if people wanna you know take that

infection and just sort of

glue it back together then that’s fine

that’s their choice

okay and i guess so okay

we can move on from there i guess

because in my mind

you want to go to the hospital if you

have a severe burn that results in

sort of a a significant body change

but um okay in my case we ran it under

some cold water problem solved for the

most part although it does still hurt

now

yeah so have you looked into prosthetics

then like

because they do have for any given body

part they typically have receiving

the usual medical treatment you know i’m

open to any suggestion i just can’t

you know i can’t report my injuries to

the hospital just in case

they you know want a full explanation of

what happened any police get involved

it’s a whole thing

you know it’s it’s one of those it’s one

of those house rules that sometimes you

have a relationship in a marriage um but

for me i’ll say you know mainly what i’m

focused on

with you what i’m hoping to get from you

is just like a cream or something

that’ll make you feel a little better

when i sit down

yeah dr can you give him a cream or like

a gel or something

that he can kind of just

and i do want to speak real quick about

how impressed i am with your

relationship

and exactly what you were talking about

sometimes in a relationship you gotta

make compromises that’s what a

relationship is so i mean sometimes

that’s uh okay i gotta stop drinking

milk straight from the carton

and other times it’s you i can’t go to

the hospital

right right exactly exactly and i’m not

allowed to have like a regular job

because it’s my job to

make sure that traffic patterns are

adjusted to make sure that she can get

home on time which

i love that because honestly when i used

to have a regular job it was a lot of

like

okay sure who wants another auntie

anne’s pretzel i’ll sell it to you you

know and that’s not

fun yeah mostly press pretzel based

employment that’s true i did only work

i’ve only worked at an auntie anne’s in

a whetsels

oh wow so you sort of you sort of uh

uh defected a little bit to the

competitor well you know they were

offering better rates and that’s

it’s one of the things like if you can

get paid more to do the same work

somewhere else you should really

consider it that’s something i always

say

and that’s actually how you know that’s

i would say it’s a lesson i learned

from my wife to an extent like this was

prior to when i met her but the thing

in hindsight i’m like yeah she does that

all the time

that’s how she pulls people from the

east coast to the west coast you know

yeah so so maybe we can talk about your

wife for a second i know i know you hear

about you but it sounds like

oh i don’t want to i want to talk about

me yeah but

like i’m i’m just kind of curious just

to put in the context of where you

are in what you do for one thing you

said something about correcting traffic

because i i was under the impression

that you were flying up

checking what traffic looks like and

then letting her know

what it looks like but are you are you

actively changing traffic

right in some way well see that’s the

thing you know

you have to get people to listen to your

show uh your traffic show so that they

know

where to go right so i’m up in the air

i’m saying hey if you’re on the 10

you should maybe get off the 10 because

the 110 which intersects with it

there’s a big back up there so you’re

going to have a slowdown but the trick

is

that’s not true i just want them off the

10 to clear the way for my wife to go

see it’s a trick oh okay yeah

so your your traffic reports are lies

that’s right my traffic reports are not

true and this is one of the big reasons

why they wouldn’t keep me on at ktla the

the the news network that i tried to

work at at first

because i kept doing this and they kept

saying you have to report the actual

facts

of the traffic so people can get home

quicker and i’m like no if i do that

then my wife can’t get home quicker you

see

that’s a it’s a big disconnect we had

yeah it doesn’t make any sense because

it’s like okay

well then why am i doing this if i’m not

helping my wife get

home faster so

what’s the point what’s the point of

this paycheck if my wife’s not home on

time

yeah they also again i i’ve only worked

at two different pretzel shops so i’d

never actually officially worked at ktla

it was just part of my training

my my audition day you know that’s how

they do that

they they audition people for the role

of news traffic reporter

one i’m sure if there was a if there was

something huge in the pretzel world

you’d be able to report on that that’s

the same as the news

that’s true uh so far never

in any of my days living on earth has

there been any pretzel-related news

but if there was any i would report on

it

bombshell something huge new flavor

or something oh yeah huge but i wanna

hear i wanna i

i know you don’t wanna talk about you

said your wife was what

like a garbage man or something waste

management she’s the director of waste

management for the city of los

angeles yeah mm-hmm so what do you

while you’re uh flying around

directing traffic where does she go

most of the time that’s interesting

there’s this

uh italian sub shop in

downtown los angeles she spends a lot of

time at and i am mostly

hovering over there monitoring for any

police activity in the area

letting her know do you know her to be

like a huge sub sandwich person

she doesn’t eat them you know she does

say jardera

jardinera i know how to say it jordan

era that stuff’s pretty good she thinks

but uh but no she doesn’t need subs

usually

uh it’s her her it’s a family

legacy you know her her father ran this

place and

her father’s father before him and now

you know she’s in waste management but

she still has a connection to it because

her cousin uh does run it um but

you know so she’s always there and then

when it’s time for her to go somewhere

else it’s like hey make sure that you

know the tent is clear so i can get

quickly

to the airport drop off a carpet or you

know to a wooded area to

drop off the carpet or you know to

sometimes the dump where she’ll drop off

a carpet

a lot of carpet droppings yeah i didn’t

notice that

which is which to me shows signs of a

really happy

and solid and positive relationship

because she’s not afraid to be like you

know what i know we just bought this

carpet

but it’s not me so

i’m gonna throw this one out and get a

new one i think those compromises and

those sort of figuring out who you are

together

shows a really really special

relationship

thank you yeah i think so too i think

our relationship is absolutely special

and yeah i mean the carpets generally do

come from the sub shop not from our home

but

every once in a while there will be one

from our house where you know and that’s

that’s fine i don’t care about the

carpets

the house is just there for us to be

happy and you know it doesn’t matter

what else is

around exactly wow

i okay so i am curious see

you you talk about how you go through a

lot of carpets are you are you in a

carpet

or rug business or

are you just having to keep buying these

that’s a great question yeah we’re not

personally but my wife’s brother uh

vincent he does run a carpet store and

and i think most of the carpets come

from there but i’m not 100 sure

again that’s one of those details i’m

not supposed to ask about

yeah oh okay does your does your wife do

you ever have to jet pack like out of

town

like out of state uh i have occasionally

had to clear the way

uh into mexico for some of her

associates

not usually her but i figured that’s

just like you know we had trash that’s

so

important it’s got to get to mexico

quick you know and that was trash

wrapped up in a

was it wrapped up in a carpet yeah yeah

okay does she know about i mean i would

assume given her job but like

yeah a lot of people dispose of their

waist with dumpsters or

trash cans and

you know is she aware of these

she’s these modalities as opposed to the

the rug situation

yeah yeah of course you know yeah i mean

so she

she she runs waste management for the

city so there’s plenty of

trash uh collectors who work for her and

use the regular dumpsters and such but

it’s just when she has priority trash

it’s got to go you know via carpet to

either

you know a specific dump or mexico

sometimes the water sometimes deep in

the woods

every once in a while it gets buried

underneath a new construction site so

that when the construction site goes up

they’ll never find the trash

you know things like that yeah

and i mean and that just that’s just

great customer service

like being able to supply priority trash

just like priority mail or anything else

you pay a little extra

you know that this thing is going to

uh you know be sort of put maybe out of

town in the bottom of a quarry

exactly exactly i hate to sort of

throw anything into question here but

have you thought about

so in in a lot of movies and tv shows

i’ve seen

the the method sort of the easier method

to get rid of

i don’t know i don’t want to be so just

this i guess it’s hypothetical for now

but

if you wanted to get rid of a human body

you would roll it up into a you know a

rug

and then throw that away does that

right uh and so given

that your wife has been throwing away a

lot of rugs

do you think that there’s any chance

that the the waste the trash she’s

throwing away the garbage

is a human body

i can’t think of any reason why that

would be you know i mean it’s

sure it’s possible but i figured more

likely it’s just like a bunch of

computer parts that don’t fit into a

you can’t put in a plastic bag because

it’ll break through the plastic bag but

a carpet will hold them you know or like

you know broken glass

same issue that’ll break through a

plastic trash bag but it won’t break

through a carpet

now of course yeah it is theoretically

possible that you know she’s seen a lot

of mob movies and thought

well this would be a good way to get a

get rid of a body but

i don’t think so i mean there’s no mob

in l.a everyone knows that

yeah and it i mean this to me just

sounds like

a normal italian-american woman

who loves eating subs with her family

members

and has figured out a reasonable and

cheap and sustainable way to dump out

trash

which is instead of oh we’re just gonna

use plastic and it won’t

even be recyclable well maybe you can

use this carpet and maybe that can be

recyclable

which i don’t know exactly and it’s

amazing that you knew she was italian

american we didn’t even talk about that

but yeah you’re absolutely right she has

a strong italian american heritage that

i i is so strong that she told me i’m

not even allowed to take her last name

just in case

you know because her you know it it’s

she’s

her full name’s donna corleone yeah

so this is sounding a lot more like

maybe sort of um

do you think your wife could possibly be

a part of the mob

and maybe you know her urging you to dr

london you could i am so so i’m so sorry

dr london you cannot accuse a guest’s

wife

of of being part of the mob i didn’t

think it was just a question

i i’m just asking if

possibly his wife could be involved in

the mob

and maybe you know to protect him she is

urging him to not

ask about her involvement in said mob

i mean look if she was in the mob

i would just say she is fantastic at

covering it up because nobody knows not

even me

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but uh no there’s no mom in l.a everyone

knows that and

you’ve got eyes on her all the time so

if she was doing

shady stuff like that you would totally

know about it

exactly yeah exactly i mean i see her

all the time

she’s taking trash from one place to

another

making sure no one could ever find it

and that’s just the job of a waste

management director it’s

it’s nothing mobility okay it just seems

to to me it sounds pretty suspicious and

like

just because it’s and granted i have not

worked in waste management

you know so i you want to know what you

also haven’t done

dr london is cure this man’s

hurting butt right which is what he’s

right do you have a cream or a gel or

anything for my whole butt being burned

just so i can sit down or just padded

underwear honestly

oh yeah do you have padded underwear is

that can i get that perspective medical

grade padded underwear

yeah and uh like even is it so is the

scar tissue still fresh is it

like oozing as an open wound or it’s not

oozing it’s not an open wound it was for

a little while we ran it under cold

water then we applied some aloe vera

cream

and then i did wear diapers for a time

just because the diapers would

hold in the use not because i had to

listen i can go to the bathroom wherever

i want whenever i want but

uh uh but the diapers were good for the

pain to an extent

uh uh but now at this point it’s just

i’m mostly just dealing with

charred skin on my whole butt

okay yeah i guess cushions would be the

biggest thing and then yeah moisturizing

cream i could see

it’s just one of those things where you

know we’d really have to see you for a

formal office visit to uh

that’s tough because i am in the sky all

the time

so yeah pretty much you know i do land

to see my wife

yeah and you you do you you know

obviously since you’re not allowed to go

to the hospital you’re probably also not

allowed to go to

see you know dr london in his office i

assume right

yeah i mean i we’ve definitely so like

you know

if if there’s a flu in the family we

will bring in a doctor to

the uh to the submarine

shop you know in a case right it’s sort

of in the in the back room

with a doctor who’s sort of making house

calls right

exactly exactly in an office yeah

right yeah so if dr london if you’d be

interested in you know maybe getting a

free

meatball sub checking out my butt we

could arrange something we could arrange

a time

yes dr london do you want to make a

house call to

this family’s sub shop i

and like well i think i’d have to

probably decline maybe that could be

sort of

a sort of an ongoing relationship going

forward

maybe they need something stitched up or

maybe they need something removed or

something like that and

that’d be fantastic yeah our last family

doctor did disappear

strangely on the same night that i

watched that i helped clear the way for

my wife to take a carpet to the

uh to the dump in pasadena uh but yeah

so we’ve been looking for a new one for

a couple of weeks now

uh yeah i you know i i just have my own

reservations but

for me you know part of the issue is you

know i know oh

no no no those reservations have been

canceled

sorry okay i forgot to tell you yeah to

the

because we made this you don’t have

reservations for dinner i mean a sub

sandwich could be a great solution

yeah we might want to just pick up a sub

sandwich dr london because he had those

reservations

i so i didn’t make them but it was

because

my phone it had an upgrade

that’s it and so you decided not to

not to make them yeah okay i did the

upgrade instead

i had to choose between the two and i

felt like that was more important for

security

okay well uh so security is very

important

to answer your question i you know i’ve

already got kind of a full

employment going on so it’s for me to

split my time

that’d be more than and like i’m happy

with where i am so

thank you okay i mean it doesn’t sound

like it’s a full-time job it’s just

occasional house calls dr london and

it’s probably not even during working

hours i mean

what time of day does do does the doctor

usually drop by

that’s a great question i mean i’ve i’ve

definitely helped clear traffic to get

the doctor to

to the sub shop at all kinds of

different hours a lot of 3 a.m calls

you know where i’ve i’ve worked at

double duty to clear the waste to get

uh uh some of my wife’s associates cars

to the to the

sub shop as quickly as i put possible

while also clearing the way to get

uh uh the doctor to the sub shop as

quickly as possible all while monitoring

for any police activity which honestly i

mean

sometimes they asked me to do too much i

think but it was a fun night

huh so yeah you could work any hours you

want except you do have to work all

hours just in case

yeah i mean dog this seems manageable so

how about this what we’re gonna talk

we’re gonna come by the sub shop later i

i don’t know and we’re gonna talk

through this

okay i don’t know about about all that

but but you know what it seems like this

is a good time to go ahead and

um so we i guess we didn’t warn you

about this beforehand but we actually

have

some chores that we have to do sometimes

oh yeah

anything i can help you with from the

sky yeah

honestly any any help would be helpful i

guess

i guess i can explain to you and to our

listeners who are maybe just now

checking in

uh basically dr london and i had a

uh to-do list of chores that we sort of

neglected and we lost the list for a

while

and now it’s this huge

list of stuff we’ve got to do we gotta

get it done

and so i created this chore wheel and we

spin it every week

and whatever chore it lands on we just

gotta do it even if we don’t wanna do it

even if we’re being lazy

or whatever we just gotta do it and so

uh we’re gonna go ahead and spin the

chore wheel

right now and uh so

i’m gonna go ahead and do it if that’s

okay yeah yeah i’ll stand back because

it’s uh

i don’t know who added spikes but there

are

spikes oh that was just to ward off

thieves

that’s all all right i’m gonna get a

letter oil

i don’t see any dj dylan can you oil up

the wheel or

a little yes a little just go ahead and

oil it up

okay and then spin

oh i was dreading this chore no man i

can’t believe we got to do this

yeah okay but no we we have to it’s on

the wheel

um we have to have our holiday party oh

okay no no it’s great it’s great

so it’s well it’s we have to it’s a lot

it’s a lot more complicated than it

sounds do you explain why

i mean okay so so for one thing

normally like because there’s the

invitation process

we’re we sure we’d like to have the

party now but there’s so much prep

involved uh like

cameron you’ve been working on the

chocolate fountain right

building it yeah and that’s been we’ve

run out of

materials which has been the issue

because of how large

it’s you know we have to make it larger

every single year

and unfortunately we’ve been doing this

for so long that it’s become

sort of sort of a large

fountain like a almost like a city park

type of fountain

of chocolate that you can sort of dance

in if you want to or whatever

yeah last year we had to donate ours and

it was considered

like they used it to help build a

highway yeah uh

because it was so gargantuan and frankly

it

and not not to be down on you cameron

but the construction wasn’t like it

didn’t actually make chocolate

flow it it seemed like your perception

of chocolate fountain was that it had to

be made

of chocolate looking substances

yeah just like brown wood dark brown

colors yeah

which you know just normal stuff that

you paint a dark brown

yeah which is why that that highway you

know it did

did collapse um anyway so so the

the other thing about holiday parties is

that it requires

mingling with your co-workers

and i’m not sure if our listeners are

aware of this but cameron and i do not

talk outside the podcast

if we can help it nope we gotta save it

for the podcast that’s right

i i sometimes sometimes dr london will

be like hey cameron

and i go la la la la la la la la la with

my ears

plugged mm-hmm because save it for the

cast man yeah that’s

money uh so lloyd

maybe you can help you know soften this

so we’ll uh

okay so we have some punch here uh i

don’t know if

so from the sky if you could i don’t

know

try to join in a little bit to whatever

extent

i mean maybe you can help like just

what do you and your wife do for the

holidays

yes that’ll be helpful oh that’s a great

question you know we actually we tend to

not take

formal holidays it’s more like

spontaneous vacations here and there um

but during the actual holidays we do

some

she does some of her best work then

because you know the city has a lot of

waste

especially around the holidays when

people are having parties like yours you

know

dealing with say a big chocolate

fountain that has to be turned into part

of a highway that’s kind of in her whole

bailiwick you know

in those times we do have to uh

keep the roads clear for i have to keep

the roads clear because she has to do a

lot of work

um but something i like about the

holidays is lights so if you want any

lights hung on your buildings no i can

do that yes

yes oh yeah that’d be super helpful yeah

if you could just

fly by the studio

i’d love to yeah yeah and just just

throw some lights on there that’d be

awesome

so we’ve got the lights taken care of oh

can we

like spell a message in the lights you

know how some people do that dr london

do you want to do you have a message you

want to put in there

it’s got to be like one or two words

it’s got to be short yeah okay

um uh

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not suss oh

sure because you’re not the imposter

yeah

and the best way to you know convey that

would be to just

say it i i guess i was thinking more

along the lines of like

tony hawk is that

oh yeah do you want to tell the world

that you’re tony hawk

or justin i think it’s yeah an

enthusiast or just that the party sort

of embodies the spirit

of tony hawk and also i

i think if tony hawk maybe flew

somewhere and then was flying back home

and he saw that he’d probably be like oh

i should probably

uh check that out or even better he’s

like oh i guess that’s my house

i thought my house was somewhere else

but i mean that place is labeled tony

hawk so i should probably

head there

yeah yeah i mean so i guess either one

uh or mix the two

up or even you’re gonna say not suss

tony hawk oh i was gonna say not tony

hawk

or tony hawk yes

what about tony hawk colon not suss

like that way we’re just letting the

world know that tony hawk is not the

imposter

yeah he might drop by to to show his

appreciation

just i’m not sure if we can be sure that

he isn’t

us but um okay

he seems like too good of a guy not to

be an imposter

we gotta take care of we gotta take care

of the tree

yeah so the tree which so unfortunately

i couldn’t find like christmas tree type

trees

um so

it is just sort of like a heap of

blankets uh-huh

but i think that embodies christmas even

more than a christmas tree don’t you

think because of warmth

and cold coldness and like by the fire

and stuff

yeah it’s just a pile of blankets yeah

no decorative no

no ornaments or anything

no and i should specify when i say

blankets i mean just top sheets

yes yes no they’re not like quilt i

worry people were thinking i was talking

about quilts or something

it’s just the top sheets but it’s a lot

of them uh-huh

yeah it is a hefty amount so it’s soft

but

it’s so easy to confuse blankets and top

sheets because they are two different

things

and that’s i this is honestly one of the

purposes

of this show is sort of teaching our

audience the difference

and the science behind these differences

you know science tells us that a quilt

is gonna have sort of a different

consistency

than a top sheet we don’t know why

that’s something that

might take generations to to figure out

but science can tell us that those

differences do

exist and don’t even get me started on a

duvet cover i mean

that’s just that’s a cross between the

two that i’m not comfortable with

yeah no and that’s it’s trying too hard

that’s all i got to say

all right so that’s the three the

the last thing is the is the food i

guess right yeah yeah

so uh well cause

what you because i was gonna save drinks

but yes you because you made a a grog

um yeah you made it very thick

uh soup so thick that it’s almost a food

it’s not quite grog and it’s not quite

gruel but i sort of call it grg

mm-hmm yeah it’s sort of a combination

of the two

and so that way uh if you’re just

wanting to drink with your friends

or if you’re trying to feed everyone in

the orphanage

which this this this drink is for you

and it is

drink slash food because you do have to

chew it quite a bit it is

heavily alcoholic so i i will

load it yeah i wouldn’t say giving it to

kids is a good idea and it’s been

sitting in the sun for weeks i don’t

know if that makes it

more alcoholic or less alcoholic but i

it

stinks like hell yeah so you guys i have

to cut in here i gotta tell you

my least favorite way to consume alcohol

is to chew it

okay really teach their own i guess

i suppose so i yeah i’m not familiar

with a lot of other ways

but um anyway so i feel like we’ve we’ve

got a real party going

um wow yeah this is this is really

something okay

and all right one more thing i got the

boom box

we gotta pick a christmas song okay uh

and we gotta you know stay within what

we have the rights to

so dido dylan actually would you mind um

popping my favorite i know it’s it’s

just

i try to do stuff for the podcast but

this year could you play my favorite

smoke weed every day oh

okay all right that was

uh very um saucy

yeah i don’t know how to i don’t want to

say inappropriate but i did feel like it

was inappropriate

yeah and i guess i guess you could

i guess there’s a world in which that is

my favorite i just

maybe not maybe not this one but in any

case

um i think it’s a good time to well

let’s let’s uh

destroy sorry um unfurl close up

and repackage the chore wheel

all right okay and uh i guess that that

brings us to the end um

so anyway i want to be thank you uh to

uh

first airman lloyd cappicci

and lloyd um is there any way for the

listeners to

reach you to keep up with you to hear

from you after after today’s recording

i’m so glad you asked yeah if you want

to hear my traffic reports which again

they are

real they’re not lies i’m not just

tricking you to get you out of the way

so my wife can get

home faster uh that is at um twitch.tv

first airman lloyd kapiki i have to do

it on twitch because i’m not allowed to

broadcast directly to radio so

it’s it’s complicated it’s complicated

uh but if you want to

yeah you were banned also from

twitter because of how much uh

misinformation you were posting about

the election and they were sort of

cracking down on that

yeah i did keep posting about how uh the

most important thing about getting to

the polls was to not block traffic

stay away from being in the streets and

people and they did

ban me from twitter for that saying you

know no it’s really important people get

to the

polls do their voting whatever whatever

i’m like okay sure but just

keep the roads clear you know um so yeah

i’m banned from twitter

also i tried to get a job on the radio

they said no once and i quit

so uh that’s that but another thing you

can do on the internet that i like is i

follow this guy

on instagram at ezra partier on twitter

as reporter and he he’s he does a bunch

of shows every week but one really fun

one

is this one called apocalypse tips with

lester pips that’s a podcast now

uh uh so you can get that wherever you

get podcasts and also is on

twitch uh every thursday

at 6 p.m pacific 9 p.m eastern

on twitch.tv pack theater

it’s fun not mob affiliated but fun

that sounds great all right so our

listeners can

you know look up either those traffic

tips or

uh go to those apocalypse tips

all right and uh i guess i just kind of

wrap it up so um so thank you

obviously to lloyd uh thank you to our

producer cameron

thank you too did you do in the hose

yeah i sent the blueprints to elon musk

and i said muskies

you know uh he didn’t appreciate the

nickname i i was

way too i was way too bold and just

going with a nickname i didn’t even know

if he had or not

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musky

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the more funds you have to work with the

more successful you can be in any kind

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i always

uh think to myself sometimes

musky let’s make a deal

muskie let’s make a deal just to be

clear i don’t know him and i can’t call

him

my name is dr londonsmith.com and this

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