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thought-provoking conversation between

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introducing

your host dr london smith hello

and welcome to the jock doc podcast

where we discuss fitness and health

and how to incorporate our modern

understanding of science and medicine

into our daily lives but without it

being so boring

i’m your host dr londonsmith.com i would

like to begin

by apologizing to our listeners we

received some feedback about the

excessive amount of technical medical

terms that i’ve been using such as

hysteroscopic myomectomy and ravioli

i will try to temper my terminology to a

simpler one in the future

here to help with that is our producer

cameron oh hey dr london

oh my god hey are you you’re doing all

right you sound kind of scared

sorry yeah i’m i’m sort of exhausted

i’ve actually

um sort of been um taking care of my

my girlfriend lately she’s kind of come

down with some stuff and

just trying to help out you know yeah

you you were talking about your

girlfriend a little bit

but sort of vaguely what um how long how

long have you been dating

um well we’ve been dating on and off

since well not 9 11 it was 9

14 it was like on the 14th but that’s

how you remember it in 2001 yeah

that’s kind of how i remember yeah and

so and so just sort of on and off

since then okay and so so i guess it’s

on right now it’s on right now but i

mean it’s just i mean dr london i’m

exhausted this

things are really tough she um you know

i don’t want to i don’t know if it’s a

hipaa violation or what i don’t

i don’t want to like spill her secrets

or whatever but this is a medical

podcast and she’s

dealing with a medical issue um she has

come down with um i don’t know how to

say this

she um my girlfriend is adorkable

okay and it’s not you know it’s one of

those things people kind of forget about

like i think it was

maybe um people were more afflicted by

it a lot more from like

2004 to 2012.

yeah but it still exists to this day and

i i mean dr london just to tell a story

i mean just the other day

you know she she’s so obsessed with this

phone that looks like a taco it’s her

taco phone

and she wanted to take it into the bath

with her because she only takes bubble

baths instead of showers

right and then it zapped her warby

parkers right off of her face

and onto like a wicker basket that she

was using as a tv tray

okay that that that does sound she

adorable i was trying to get out of the

bathtub and she went

whoa but she caught herself because of

how

yeah because of how adorkable she is

yeah and the shin started playing in the

background and it’s just

it’s a lot of work dr london yeah that

sounds

i i guess that sounds difficult so the

way you’re talking about it like in

certain

you know ranges all her pets have

human first names they’re just like fred

and

adam and things like that yeah so

like the way you’re talking about it

sounds like she replaced her mattress dr

london with just old vinyl records

there’s no sheets there’s no blankets so

damn cold yeah that

okay well that part to me doesn’t sound

adorable

it just sounds impractical

well yeah i’m sorry you know i’m sorry

you’re struggling right now yeah

all right yeah well just you know i was

hoping you’d give me

maybe a little bit of help here what

kind of what i can do

but okay i guess off top of my head

maybe

if she’s very adorable and you want to

make her less adorable you could get her

like a cool leather jacket

that’d be oh she would hate that yeah

well i’m saying if you want to

she would despise that yeah but

do you want my relationship to be off

again

i don’t it’s been off for almost 20

years

i get okay the timeline

so you started dating on 9 14

a few days after 9 11.

and then you stopped for

yeah by like nine like a 9 17 we were

done

okay and then but now we’re back on

again

okay it’s been this like back and forth

on and off

like kind of thing for a long time now

yeah i guess

in the time that you’ve known her it

sounds like it’s been more

far more off than it has been on but

yeah you mean what i

what i thought i knew about her i didn’t

realize

i was getting into a relationship with

someone who is

is adorable yeah i’m sorry is it

remarkable i’m sorry to hear and that

was just one piece of advice maybe maybe

i’ll think of something else

you know over the course you think she

only has a taco phone you think she

doesn’t have a hamburger phone and maybe

a phone that looks like a philly

cheesesteak

hell yeah she does dr london yeah that’s

that’s tough she hit me over the head

with her ukulele just the other day okay

so that so that was our producer cameron

also with us

is DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE

[Music]

my girlfriend is adorkable

[Music]

i mean just the other day you know she

she’s so obsessed with this phone that

looks like a taco it’s her taco phone

adorable and she wanted to take it into

the bath with her because she

needs bubble baths instead of showers

and then it

zapped her warby parkers right off of

her face and onto

a wicker basket that she was using as a

tv tray

[Music]

she hit me over the head with her

[Music]

ukulele

[Music]

later uh cameron tells me we also have a

special guest is that right cameron

that’s right dr london but before we

move on i would like to address a bit of

listener feedback

so i found this note written in graffiti

in a cd part of town that i was visiting

for

um for research uh the note reads quote

my papi taught me to fish but i can’t

anymore because of arthritis so now i go

to long john

silver’s the next best thing end quote

so first of all thank you so much to

this listener for reaching out to us

here on the jock talk podcast

um to answer your question i am glad

that you found a way to compensate for

you know for your joint inflammation

that’s well

dr lennon if you said you saw this in

graffiti like on a wall

yeah but that’s how dr london that’s

probably not a question it’s probably

the name of a

gang oh you think

my padme taught me to fish but i can’t

anymore because arthritis

so now i go to long john silver’s the

next best thing is the name of the gang

if you saw it in graffiti then yes

that’s their tag dr london and now we’re

just like saying

all the time on the podcast i feel like

we’re maybe attracting bad customers i

don’t want to get in trouble here or the

authorities could be after us if we

are labeled as being part of this gang

so

i don’t know what how to okay so

you know look i guess let’s disavow

unless

no we don’t want to be involved unless

they want to trade well is that what to

say

trade names is that what you’re saying

no just like maybe set up a trading sort

of relationship so we can sort of trade

goods and services with

oh see different members of our

community

uh gang members in our community

no i um no i feel like we should

probably

if this is a gang which i didn’t realize

i’m not as street smart as you are

so if this is a gang that we’re dealing

with then i think

from my knowledge of gangs we want to to

stay away because they they could be

doing something

illegal do you

do you see how that’s a concern i i

guess i

see it as sort of like an ethical

concern

but it’s not a monetary concern and this

is a business

so i guess i don’t really understand

where the line is

but you know you this is your podcast

you make your decisions

but if anyone out there is involved in

anything and they need a contact and

they want to hit me up just go ahead and

do so

okay well to that listener thank you for

listening i’m on gab

yeah yeah you guys can can gab uh

now for today’s medical topic acute

mesenteric ischemia

acute mesenteric ischemia is sort of

like a heart attack for your intestinal

tract

in that it results from a compromised

blood supply usually to the superior

mesenteric

blood vessels plus it has the same

initials

as an acute myocardial ischemia which is

you know the medical term for a heart

attack so uh

in it’s like once again the heart attack

for your gut

so acute mesenteric ischemia can be

categorized into

four types three of which are due to

arterial disease and one due to venous

disease

arterial so instead of a heart instead

of a heart attack it’s more like a butt

attack

right it’s it it’s more

symptoms can be closer to the butt yes

that’s

that’s more true than well but usually

you’ll feel it in the

you know the abdomen area so you’d say

it’s a gut attack

so it’s a gut and butt attack maybe like

a two-fold gut and butt

it’s more i i would say you know what

i can’t definitively say it’s a gut and

bud double blaster so i think maybe

instead of calling it a heart attack for

the intestines for the rest of this

lesson if you could just call it a gut

and butt double blaster that would i

think that would clear things up for our

audience

okay so um one type of a

a gut and butt double blaster um is

arterial embolism

uh which uh in this case the emboli or

blood clot

comes from the heart because of

something like atrial fibrillation or

heart attack

and then that travels down and clogs an

artery to the colon

another type is arterial thrombosis

which is when a patient’s blood vessels

are so clogged up from atherosclerosis

that a short-term decrease in blood

supply from some heart issue

is enough to prevent the blood from

reaching the colon patients may also

have

yeah yeah no it’s it is bad when it

happens

oh that’s gotta hurt and yes it can be

it can be painful

um let’s see patients may also have

non-occlusive mesenteric ischemia uh

that’s seen in ill elderly patients

in which blood vessel constriction in

response to low cardiac output

just limits the amount of blood reaching

the colon so

not enough blood going around the blood

vessels constrict and uh

the colon gets gets hit by low blood

supply

and lastly there is venous thrombosis

which has many predisposing factors such

as

infection hypercoagulable states oral

contraceptives portal hypertension

malignancy and pancreatitis

clinically patients can present acutely

with

severe abdominal pain disproportionate

to physical findings

so as you said cameron it can be very

painful

pain is due to ischemia and possibly

infarction of intestines

once again very similar to a heart

attack or

you know in cameron’s words it’d be a a

gut

and butt double blaster

the abdominal exam may appear normal

even when there is severe ischemia

so that can actually lead to a delay in

diagnosis depending on the type of acute

mysenteric ischemia i’m sorry

a gut and blood double blaster the

acuteness and severity of pain may vary

patients may also have anorexia vomiting

mild gastrointestinal bleeding

which is an example of the the butt

blasting

the pain oh the butt blasting yeah and

even sepsis and shock and advanced

disease the difference i do not

interrupt in here but earlier when you

said venous thrombosis

i did want to say something about maybe

like men are from mars thrombosis and

women are from venus thrombosis

but i didn’t think it was funny and so

that’s why i didn’t say it

but i feel like it should be said just

in case someone at home

like has the same thought and they they

think that they would want to interject

with that if they were on the show

yeah i’m just gonna say right now that

would be a bad decision because i almost

made that decision and then i kind of

held back and it was

it was very you know good of you to show

restraint

so um the definitive diagnostic test is

mesenteric

angiography also important is to obtain

a plain film of the abdomen to exclude

other causes of abdominal pain

classically the appearance of

what’s called thumb printing on barium

enema may be present due to

thickened edematous mucosal foals so

treatment

involves supportive measures with iv

fluids and broad spectrum antibiotics

additionally direct intra-arterial

infusion of

papaverin a vasodilator is injected into

a superior mesenteric system during

arteriography

as a therapy of choice for all arterial

causes of acute mesenteric ischemia

with sorry gut and butt double blaster

which relieves the occlusion and

vasospasm direct

intra-arterial infusion of thrombolytics

or

embolectomy may be indicated in some

patients with

an acute embolic reason sorry uh

gut butt double blast you’re getting

tired of what you’re

saying no it’s it’s just it’s just one

of those things where

you know teaching is a lot that’s all

but uh

that’s you know that’s what we’re here

for that’s the entire reason this

podcast exists

is to teach medicine so yeah but i need

more i need a little more energy

okay sorry um so uh heparin

anticoagulation is the treatment of

choice for venous thrombosis

or from mars thrombose

surgery which would involve resection of

non-viable bowel

uh may be needed in all types of

gutten but double blaster if if signs of

peritonitis develop and to just to

clarify for anyone who’s

maybe a little bit more academic about

it that lesson was about

another term for gut and butt double

blaster would be

acute mesenteric ischemia just just for

the clarification those are for the

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all the medical knowledge that i have dr

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yeah and it’s i’ve i’ve learned a lot

i’ve there are things that you say that

i’ve never

heard and

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well that’s the great thing with you

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yeah yeah i know that man that is great

um anyway that’s uh that’s our medical

lesson let’s go ahead and move on to uh

you said we have a guest right

that’s right dr london and look i’m

gonna be completely honest here i’ve

said in the past

that we’ve had some of the craziest and

some of the wildest

and some of the coolest guests ever but

this this is definitely

somewhere on that list yes okay

so so you’re just saying that they are a

guest that’s the

yes 100

okay i mean i guess that’s not a that’s

not a bad thing

okay um well hello there my name is dr

londonsmith.com

and this is our producer cameron uh what

was your name hi

oh hi i i’m george jar jar martin very

pleasure to be here that i gotta say

that was the most glowing introduction

i’ve ever had

so thank you so much for that no one

george jar jar martin like the you’re

the writer

oh no no no relation to george r.r

martin i

am george jar jar martin the rewriter i

i am working on rewriting the game of

thrones books to make them

to make them better because you know so

many people didn’t like the way that the

tv show ended

oh yeah i mean that it was

like game of thrones was all anyone

talked about for a while and then the

second it was over

it’s like it evaporated from the

cultural consciousness

yeah it evaporated from a lot of

people’s cultural consciousnesses and

then there’s some people

uh who are still clinging to it and love

to talk about it yeah i i

so i never actually got into the whole

you know game of thrones thing but maybe

you know maybe i’ll appreciate your take

because you know for me

a lot of the turn offs were like the the

characters seemed kind of

i don’t know excessively evil in my mind

oh sure sure

i found to be less relatable so maybe

you know well and i do i do want to say

like i i definitely want to hear

about your books but you called us and

i did is this some is this a medical

podcast i have

i have medical things i do yes yeah sure

yes absolutely i’d love to get to that

before we get to

anything else that’s the most important

thing to me um yeah i

well so i’ve been writing so much

staying here in my cabin

in new mexico not interacting with the

world just so i could get

this sixth rewritten book done uh my

version of the sixth book not george

rr’s

uh right and i’ve just been i’ve been

living a very sedentary life and i’m

wondering

you know do you have any advice for

somebody whose butt hurts

oh of from just sitting for so

long and so much i think so yeah

well i think first of all just getting

up and walking

not being sedentary is actually a really

good trick

that’s that’s a lot to expect of someone

dr london

are you i mean not everyone is

gonna like not sit down all the time

well the the sedentary lifestyle is

actually you know that that’s kind of

notoriously bad for people and it

you know it contributes to obesity and

everything so really

a good idea is to be you know getting up

walking

yeah but surely you can learn how to

live a non-sedentary

lifestyle without having to get up you

know you put the

put yeah like put put you know with like

get a chair with wheels right so you can

just kind of scoot around that’s burning

some calories you’re moving your legs

yeah i mean you’re i mean you’re

technically burning some calories just

by existing because

you know your your body takes calories

to function

just just to stay alive oh so you’re

saying exercise isn’t even necessary

it’s kind of just a scam it’s something

your body does

automatically that is so interesting and

i this is

one of the reasons i’m not just uh the

producer of this podcast but i’m a fan

dr london

yeah but so in any case um

so george do you mind if i just call you

jar jar is that easier

uh uh you know what sure let’s do that

yeah go ahead and call me jar jar i

might i might forget to respond thinking

that you’re referring to the star wars

character but

but i expect most of the time i’m

familiar i’ll i’ll i’ll know you mean me

okay so jar jar did you um

okay so so you came here because you had

this problem where

you you’ve been sitting on your ear for

so long that it has

i guess developed pain possibly i don’t

know

ulcers if you really don’t move uh

sounds like butt hurt syndrome

yeah that’s what i was googling i was

googling butt hurt syndrome and it kept

telling me that i was emotionally

unstable and i don’t think that’s the

problem i don’t think it’s an emotional

issue that makes my butt hurt

well you know sometimes your emotions

can sort of manifest themselves

physically sometimes the stress in your

body can

affect your actual physical makeup so i

mean argue

are you up is there any truth to this

well that’s interesting because i’ve

always found that you know my writing is

my stress relief

and most of my job is that and i i feel

better

on days when i’m doing the writing part

of my job but on the days where i have

to do the reading part of my job because

obviously as a a rewriter i have to

spend

half of my time reading and then half of

my time writing

what i’ve read in a new way so and that

it takes it’s an equal share the amount

of time it takes to read versus write

yeah it’s 100 equal um i i write

one page a minute and i read one page a

minute

wow so it’s

completely one to one yeah some of the

time i do have to spend a little bit of

time in between the

writing and the reading when i have to

think about what to do and that usually

i i think at about one page a minute as

well

okay so so fully getting it done

is is more like one page every two

minutes

a minute to think about it and a minute

to rewrite it

yes so yeah i do have a three-minute

process where i read a page

think about it and then rewrite it oh

you’re doing it one page at a time

that well often i do find like even

logical sectioning or anything like that

well so that’s that’s the advantage of

my rewriting process

i i actually i based on what i’ve

rewritten into the books

the last time i visited some so let’s

say okay let me use

a good example here let’s say we’re

thinking about uh

well dr linda you said that your least

favorite part of game of thrones was

that sometimes the characters

are inherently evil who would you say is

the most evil character

well honestly i didn’t make it that far

through but

uh like all the people the character you

found the most evil

uh uh as you were reading it whoever was

that

that chopped a head off in the first

i guess book um that

shot that chopped a head off are you

are you talking about ned stark

oh in the first yes in the first scene

you considered

ned stark to be the like most evil

villain of the series that is

that actually is a really interesting

take

yeah yeah i guess he go ahead well he

kept

trying to be in control and he kept

trying to control things

and like everyone else is just trying to

live their lives

so that’s that was frustrating to me

yeah ned stark

trying to like feed his family and stuff

i mean i look it’s been a bit since i

tried to read it but i don’t remember

him feeding his family that much it was

mostly like

politics and uh i guess that’s true i’ve

been

wolves i’ve been reading that those

books a page at a time and i’ll tell you

there’s a mention of food on literally

every page

okay and you know sorry yeah personally

i would say the most evil character in

the series also from the very first

episode

is the old woman who is telling bran

like

ghost stories while he’s injured

yeah yeah no scaring kids is notoriously

evil that’s absolutely true

so what i would do in my book process is

i would what i what exactly exactly what

i have done many times

but uh say we’re starting right now okay

and i’m looking saying this i’m looking

at these scenarios

okay so this is a hypothetical scenario

that i’m suggesting

so i’m saying it i’m saying that in this

scenario

uh uh we’re starting with just looking

at this right here

and you’re saying ned stark chopping the

head off that guy was the most evil

thing that could happen

so what we’ll do is we’ll just replace

ned stark with something people like

like um bambi uh

seven-time nfl super bowl champion tom

brady tom

brady okay uh be ned stark so now now

in the new in the new version of the

book that i’d i’ll customize

a book for you i’ll write a version of

the sixth book of game of thrones

for you uh uh so your version would have

ned stark as tom brady

instead not doing all those evil things

just being good

i gotta i gotta throw it out there but

if tom brady’s in there you have to get

papa john as well they’re contractually

in everything together

that’s a very good point you can’t have

one without the other

so i guess papa john maybe maybe tom

brady’s cutting the head off of papa

john

well that sounds great to me yes so tom

what about tom brady is now knight

and this is handling all the feeding

people thing because that was i had

issue with that obviously

so if we separated those two jobs

so that’s interesting because this is

the first time that somebody has pitched

somebody who’s more unpopular

than what happened in the books uh to me

so so for me i’m thinking papa john well

people don’t like him

i don’t want to include him but if you

want him then your version would have

papa john as a good guy so i guess

if you think papa john’s a good guy

london dr london then then for sure in

your version

we can have that well it’s kind of you

know he’s papa john he’s like the

patriarch of his society

not unlike the character in these books

and so it’s not that i like him it’s

just that he has that

charisma that you know that the book

you know if you take out the ned stark

you might be lacking in that

that charismatic figure that you love to

hate

what if okay what if what if uh

papa john is robert baratheon then

king robert oh and so so

london ned becomes sort of the

right-hand man

to his sort of old colleague the king

robert baratheon that king is now papa

john who is the king of pizza

it’s a perfect one to win okay and if

we’re gonna if we’re gonna expand this

out logically

instead of the seven kingdoms i guess it

would be

the seven like pizza chains

that’s right it would be the seven

franchise locations and and i think that

that’s

and i think that that’s a great

improvement so now we have

a book series that’s not about a bunch

of evil people

fighting over a throne when instead they

should be paying attention to the

the end of humanity that’s coming in the

form of white walkers in winter

instead of that we have seven different

franchise papa john locations fighting

over who gets to determine the supply

chain

wow this is incredible that’s the book

that you

that’s the book that you wanted dr

london yeah

you’re saying it to me as if this is bad

news and like these are the consequences

of my words

but you’re describing the the perfect

book

yeah absolutely i’m just i’m the perfect

book for you and and i hope i hope you

enjoy it yeah i mean this is the great

american novel

so are the white walkers gonna be i

guess

they’re all about the butter and garlic

on the pizza now

is that white walkers i would think

maybe it would be a different industry

that is trying to

kill chain pizza and that’s

exactly right and so in your version of

the books i think

the white walkers would be represented

by mom and pop spaghetti stores

the evil mom and pop pizza places

the evil like local italian eateries

who are trying to kill the noble chains

the immigrants who are just trying to

make their way and

share their family’s secret recipes to

make people

you know happy and have a good meal

those are the ones the folks the folks

who are just trying to serve

up a spicy meatball every once in a

while you know

those folks are coming um spicy

meatballs are coming would be the new

uh uh banner slogan for house stark

that says i say mate the ball

right what was that one character who

supposedly i’m going off of you know i

read part of the first book that’s

that’s as much as i know so sure um i

know that

there’s a character named jon snow who

died but then didn’t die

yeah so what what is that in this

papa john’s oh you have an issue with

that

that’s a bad thing you want to change i

guess you’re not into

you know saviors of mankind who come

back from the dead after three it sounds

like jar jar here is

only can i call you jar jar abrams

um yeah yeah i’ll try to remember to

respond to that i might think you’re

referring to

either the star wars character or the

movie director but i will do my best to

respond when you call so what jar jar

abrams is saying here

is that he’s changing all the bad stuff

that people didn’t like

into more popular versions so is that

something that you thought was bad

dr london which part didn’t you like

about it

well for one thing i and once again uh

most of what i knew

was what i’d said so far was that

someone

this character who i barely knew from

the first book

he died and then he wasn’t dead so what

i didn’t like was hearing about it

oh like okay you didn’t like the

billboards that

said that had like a question mark of

whether or not he was dead which

was pretty much spoiled that he wasn’t

well

that plus i also didn’t like all my

friends who called me up to say like did

you did you hear

jon snow is dead and then they would

also call me up and say

did you know that jon snow is not dead

because that was

like my my friend group

yeah you just didn’t want you don’t hear

people talking about it and telling you

about it

and i have a perfect solution so

definitively

either way i didn’t like so so

so your copy of uh i believe it’s a

feast for crows where this occurs would

be

would be a slightly different version we

would take out the

part of the book where jon snow dies

we’ll just take that

those couple of pages out and replace

them with very large ear muffs which you

can put on at that point because you’ll

say oh i got to this point

people are going to start talking about

it so you put on those headphones those

are those earmuffs excuse me

and just don’t take them off until you

think that enough time has passed that

no one is going to be talking about

this happening oh you know actually if

you wanted to save on cost

maybe there could be a way to sort of

extend the bridge of the book and then

just make the book

itself a pair of earmuffs oh that’s a

great idea that’s a great idea so yeah

think about it you got an open book

and then if you were to be able to pull

it kind of kind of far apart

and then just place both sides of the

book over your ears

you wouldn’t be able to hear anything i

am liking this version because in this

version

i wouldn’t have to to read the book at

all

i would just have some earmuffs for like

when it gets cold

and or loud which is the only reason

yeah reading the book in the first place

is you

you’re hoping somewhere in there it’s

telling you where you can get a pair of

ear mouths

yeah i thought it was a whatever um one

of those travel or one of those

specialized item magazines like in the

airplane

yeah of course you can act

about the book that that doesn’t exist

yet

that was my understanding gotcha yeah

yeah well then i mean if your least

favorite part of the game of thrones

books was the fact that you had to read

then i think that i mean there’s a

simple solution we just

replace the words with uh

on each page each word will be replaced

by one tiny little screen

that plays a movie of your choice i

thought you were gonna say

audiobook for a second because because

this what you just suggested is so much

better

yeah no because i’m getting the idea

that what you don’t like about game of

thrones is

all of it so for you the best version of

it would be for you to watch something

else

yeah even if it was just like little

gifts of

like parts of other movies uh you know i

wouldn’t need a whole movie for each

screen necessary you know

you know i’m not going to tell the

writer how to write obviously you know

what you’re doing

hey listen my whole thing is taking what

i what what’s on the page and changing

it to make people like it better without

your input how could i do that

exactly and you know i think i mean just

just fill that bad boy with the gifts

from adaptation

with nicholas cage and i think uh

i think london will be very entertained

by that is

are nicolas cage gifts your favorite

kind of gifts dr london uh you know i

haven’t read

i’m not as well read as you might think

so

uh like outside of medicine i don’t i

don’t read that much especially like

fiction so i haven’t read adaptation

with nicholas cage

but i have to assume that i would

right well well i mean if that’s your

favorite type of gif and it sounds like

it is based on what you just said

then i think the right solution will be

for me to

pick a nicholas cage gift that

summarizes each chapter and put that in

the book

instead of the chapter and then you can

just flip from gift to gift and get the

sense of what happens

okay so so like the chapter that’s

uh when all the wildings are attacking

at um you know where the the

night watches castle black yeah

at castle black yeah when when all the

wildlings are attacking

castle black the gif would probably be

that one of nicholas cage where

he’s uh got a big shocked look on his

face and he has his hands together on

his cheeks oh yeah

okay yeah i didn’t follow the first part

but that that gif

sounds really good you might turn to

turn me into a real fiction reader

yeah i mean hey if all the words are

gifs if all the words are gifs

that makes for easy reading

now cameron i know i mean you said that

your least favorite part

of i’m sorry did you say what your least

favorite part of the

game of thrones books well i said the

greatest villain was

the old woman who was telling bran

scary stories right right of course

because

because why would you want a scared

child heinous crime

children should be scaring adults which

is why my favorite character is joffrey

well okay okay well if uh if if the

old woman scaring bran at the beginning

is is the most evil person in the world

and the thing that you like most

is uh uh kids scaring adults then i

think we’ll just replace her

with dennis the menace because dennis

the menace can scare anyone of anything

wow you can scare adults he can stare

kids

so now we’ll have an uh i’ll have dennis

the menace trying to pull a prank on

bran while he’s dead

we’re almost dead you know you know what

i thought of something i really liked

about the books

book i guess with in my case um i liked

that

the horse was handicapped accessible i

really liked that

yeah so yeah that i mean that was

fantastic i think we should make more

things in the game of thrones universe

handicap accessibility so well i’m just

saying like you can leave

that specific part of the books

in my copy you can leave the you’re

saying a handicap

accessible horse you’re trying to say

that you want dennis the menace’s

slingshot to be more handicap accessible

is that what you’re trying to get at

well i it was a little bit more about

the horse but now that you mention it

you know i didn’t i don’t remember

seeing any

i don’t remember reading about any

handicapped characters

being able to to use a slingshot you’re

right yeah

yeah and i’m trying to remember if if

the correct terminology

now is differently abled or not but uh

but certainly uh certainly that wasn’t a

featured part of the book although

the books although i will say uh uh

there were some characters who

um you know had like there was the guy

with no balls

so but but yeah so i mean if we want to

if we want to make more things handicap

cap accessible or differently abled

accessible

then what we either or yeah yeah yeah

it’s just the one shot really just the

slingshot

yeah i think that’s the biggest thing

and then

if we could also change i thought the

dire wolves were too scary

oh sure yeah can you make them just

kittens

instead absolutely and then i mean

we might as well just extend that to the

dragons as well

because they’re drier which oh yeah you

never got to the dragons huh

well there were no there were some eggs

that would never hatch that’s what i

knew about

oh you and you just thought they would

make that into an omelet or something

eventually

we could do that or just a collector’s

egg like i’ve had those

whatever fancy eggs you know that are

made of whatever jewelry i have a few of

those like so i get that faberge eggs

you own a bunch of fabric eggs you have

a few yeah i didn’t

i didn’t really name them like what

you’re doing but yeah i’ve got a few of

those

uh and so so i get the whole idea of yes

you want to have a few just in case yeah

i think that makes sense so we’ll keep

the eggs in but then we won’t have them

hatch we’ll have them turn faberge

and well uh and will

since there won’t be any hatched dragons

then you won’t get scared by the dragons

that sounds perfect and then maybe danny

um can bring the

eggs to like pawn stars yeah i think

i have watched that yeah so so danny

will bring the eggs to pawn stars that’s

perfect and that that’ll be in the place

of the dothraki we’ll just have pawn

stars

and so uh so danny brings the eggs to

pawn stars and they say

antiques roadshow if you wanted more of

a classy vibe that’s fine too

that’s a good point that’s a good point

yeah if you want more of a classy vibe

then you’ll have it we’ll do antiques

roasters

those could be those could be the

opposing factions

is that something okay so versus pawn

stars

yeah so antiques roadshow is the old

snobby kingdom and

pawn stars is winterfell where the

starks live where they’re a little more

edgy

they’re a little more honest which one

is ruled by papa john

papa john rules the kingdom the all of

it

but he lives in the antiques roadshow

section

well so i want to push back a little bit

on this antics roadshow

uh uh and generally i don’t push back

but but i do

i would you want to say if danny is

bringing them the eggs then it’s gotta

happen over in

in the other continent you know that’s

true so

uh who were the people who like yeah

she freed all those slaves what group of

people did she do that from that was the

miranese

so i think it would make sense for them

to be antiques roadshow because those

people need to be freed

uh yeah and then so she’ll get there and

then with the

the money she makes from the eggs she

frees everyone

that’s right exactly exactly wait isn’t

that sort of what happens in the actual

show now i can’t remember

it’s sort of what happens she she’s so

in the in the book that i was reading

and obviously i’m rewriting

uh uh what happens is she trades a

dragon and then she says you can’t

you can’t own a dragon and the dragon

burns everybody up uh she

she buys a whole she buys an army of

slaves and then kills the slavers with

the

with the army it’s it’s great uh that

part i don’t change

in any of the books no matter what

people want i don’t change that part

yeah so in this instance since there’s

no dragon it’s just she just trades them

the egg and then they leave

well so she trades them the eggs for the

army and then the army kills the slavers

and she gets the eggs back

and then she hatches them and makes a

nice scrambled egg no excuse me no she

keeps them as faberge eggs excuse me

i also find it um

kind of scary to see danny like stand in

fire you know she can’t be burned

that i worry that that is going to

encourage me to try the same

thing well and it has and it has a lot

cameron has stood in like if he’ll when

he

walks into a house he’ll like just to

make a b

line for the fireplace and just

usually it’s not so far it has not been

lit

when he gets there so that’s been the

advantage for him

well let me help you out we’ll change

that part so instead of danny being able

to stand in

fire she’ll be able to stand guy fieri

so guy fieri will just become one of her

advisors

yeah and then that’ll encourage you to

go to guy furious restaurants more often

which i know you’ve always wanted to do

yes and so then that’ll be like one of

the prophecies

is is that you know instead of like the

the queen of dragons will be able to

withstand

fire it’ll be like the the queen of the

faberge eggs

we’ll be friends with guy fieri exactly

exactly um now i do this version of guy

fieri

will have to be chain friendly he can’t

just like local places because local

places are of course the white walkers

that’s right well he’ll do a series

called diners drives and

dives where he goes to visit the white

walkers but really it’s a scouting

mission

and he reports back to danny so that

danny can help papa john

crush the mom and pop italian wrestling

oh

okay so he’s like a spy he’s like a

double agent

double o guy fieri wow

this is amazing i mean how much money do

i have to give you to get a copy of this

book

oh this is free i’m not allowed to

profit off of it because george rr

martin owns the rights and i am of

course george jar jar martin

okay so you just do this for fun

essentially

yeah well you know i do i do i should

admit

i do sell ad space in the book so there

there are going to be ads on every other

page

you’ll just be able to click through

them they’re touch screen they’re touch

screen ads it’s like an ipad in there

you just click on it

you say okay i saw the ad i’ll turn the

page now and keep reading

or in your case looking at pictures okay

so it’s not a print ad

it’s a it’s like a video yeah it’s a

video ad um

uh i do i i was able to negotiate having

the volume

off by default not on by default like on

some of those sites

so uh you your your audio you know you

won’t get

audio spikes when you when you listen to

it so this the experience of reading it

is still

pretty pretty pleasurable okay i feel

like that i can get behind that

so i have one other thing that i

really really need to change

okay um and that’s the

uh different weather throughout the

series that sort of confuses me

i think weather should be consistent so

maybe if everyone was in sort of a los

angeles

type of uh like always able to go to the

beach location mm-hmm

yeah no that’s it if they would go to

the beach a lot more often

maybe surfing or having sort of a party

that’s a great idea that’s a great idea

so what we’ll do now that’s a book i

want to read

yeah okay great well great so what we’ll

do is we’ll replace

any time that there’s a battle in the

books i’ll replace that with a

party at a beachfront resort in malibu

wow yeah that’s incredible and each

party will have a different celebrity

star so

each battle will still be unique and

interesting in a way it’ll just be oh

what celebrity is going to be at this

beach park yes

that was one thing i hated about the

show is that there was only a few

celebrity

cameos like when i saw ed sheeran just

pop up

out of nowhere i was cheering but then

there was like no

oh that’s my dude ed yeah right yeah

exactly that’s what i was doing too

but i was like where’s charlize theron

um

where’s like jack from lost he’s not a

metal

that was frustrating people forgot about

that one from lost was in it yeah

there were no lost cameos and that is

something i will change from now on

all uh all the captains in vargo hoats

band

will be people from lost that would be

awesome

yeah i want especially i want to really

i want a really prominent part for that

couple from that episode where they

weren’t really featured

ever else in the show and then they like

got bit by a spider and were buried

alive

i think they should play like a huge

part in this series

i think well i’ve gotta be honest

that’s that’s a great idea that’s what i

was just gonna say i mean

we already have changed danny’s behavior

why not change her face to somebody who

gets

eaten by a spider and buried alive or

whatever yeah

and you know the downside to this plot

change is that we have those two

characters apart for most of the series

but

it’s the ultimate will there weren’t

they when we when we when you can look

at it and say well they did on loss so

they probably will

yeah exactly wow well i think they just

get buried alive on lost and they just

die

oh they never get together i thought

they got together first i don’t i

honestly don’t remember but i i believe

like the episode ends with

them buried alive is what i recall wow

wow

yeah and so i think kind of giving those

people a second shot to be jon snow and

danny would be really really cool

i think that’s a great idea and i think

this part of the change to the books

will be really relatable to everyone

since it’s so clear

who we’re talking about exactly

and you can just mention that in the

book a lot you can be like you remember

that episode i mean it was like a

mid-season so probably like

season three or something you all of

this can just be in the book

yeah no and it will and it will and i i

might even include just an extra ipad

where you can play

that episode of lost before you read

that section it sounds like

well most of at least my version will

just be an ipad

yours will be a series of ipads bound

together leather

all of the my versions of the book are

leather bound uh so you’ll get that

experience but then you will just be

turning ipads from gift to gif

and remember they do they do double as

earmuffs as well

essential that’s correct yes okay yes

well um okay well i hope you know i feel

like i didn’t get my question answered

i’m glad we got your question answered

but i do

what should i do about how my butt hurts

so

i would say you know try exercising

do some cardio for like 30 minutes a day

that’s a really good idea

you know kind of get out there and do

some exercise

and actually you know that applies to

not just you but also our listeners

try to get out there change up your

routine get some steps in

you know like cameron i know you’ve

you’ve said you’ve made a lot of

progress

you now go to the uh all the way to the

fridge

you used to have just a rope and a

stick for that right but now that i’ve

got my rolly chair i’m able to just sort

of scoot over to the fridge

anytime i want yeah so i guess steps was

an exaggeration but

that’s still something okay um

all right so we have you know jar jar i

hate to like

to bring you into this but we do a half

uh we have chores to do

sorry were you talking about yes was

that not i’m sorry

oh no i just i thought you i thought i

i’m not familiar but um yeah so jar jar

uh we have

these chores um that have kind of built

up cameron do you want to explain to him

i i don’t like explaining the chores

yeah yeah um so basically we

have a ton of stuff to do on our to-do

list that we’ve been

neglecting and so we’re trying to get it

all done and so we’ve built this fun

chore wheel that we spend every week and

whatever chore it lands on whatever task

it lands on we have to do it

so if it’s the dishes if it’s vacuum the

living room

if it’s you know take out the kids or

whatever

you just have to do it that’s a good

policy

and so uh dr london do you wanna or

actually

jar jar abrams do you want to give our

the wheel a bit of a spin the chore

wheel

yeah yeah yeah sorry i thought for a

second you meant jj abrams but yeah i

got i got you yeah

all right

[Applause]

oh no okay

well oh boy no no i guess this is kind

of to be expected

some of these have been kind of oddly

theme because we

these are a year’s worth of chores we’ve

been putting up here but uh

you know we haven’t say we haven’t swept

up all the rubble from the explosion

outside

we haven’t taken care of any of this

stuff um

so this particular chore is from

uh just well you know we we basically

have a storage

bin here and uh it’s for for the podcast

things that we’ve

we’ve put into storage and uh you know

we need to

to go through our storage unit and maybe

jar jar if you want to help us out with

it that would be helpful for us

yeah sure absolutely um should i just i

just i just pick a thing

uh yeah yeah if you’d like to just pick

something there oh whoa

what is all of this this is

whoa you’ve got uh 18 glass jars

on a string what could that possibly be

for

okay yeah um so

there was a time whenever we were trying

to do an experiment

where we would capture small people and

i said

cameron told me that you can capture

small people

um i don’t mean

oh sure no yeah i mean these these jars

are like 14 inches so those have to be

like

no they were small people yeah we’re

talking like the borrowers

i don’t like these things that i thought

were

maybe mythological but the fact is that

i haven’t read all the books

you know on these subjects so this is

sort of outside of science and medicine

as far as i’m aware i don’t know what

creatures are out there

so we went hunting

one time and you know looking back now i

see that it could have been inhumane to

you know to capture and to cage such

creatures but we did go out

and try to capture some but uh

we you know as you can see we did

capture some creatures they just

i don’t think that they were small i

guess people wasn’t the right word

they were other league creatures but

these ones of course

are just like that’s that’s a raccoon

that’s just kind of half stuffed in

yeah yeah it’s it’s a small raccoon one

of the jars is just ants

yeah well and the raccoon obviously it’s

it’s kind of stuffed in but it’s also

not letting go because it it does have

its grip on something in there and

yeah oh yeah um i couldn’t tell it

yeah i can see now it’s still breathing

yeah yeah

let go a little guy’s good that is good

yeah

rather we clean this bones

yeah that one is full of bones um

so that that’s not from anything that

died those were bones that we were

trying to reanimate

ah gotcha so yeah it’s

you know nothing to worry about with

that and we just didn’t have

normally we try to keep every you know

kind of keep everything within a

category in these jars but obviously we

just ran out of room in our reanimation

chamber

so this is the jars the jars are really

just general storage

at this point maybe that wasn’t the

intention but that’s kind of what they

are

that one has legos in it or lego which

is supposed to be the plural

is it really apparently an ego waffle

isn’t the next one yeah um and that was

me trying to keep like things together

but it’s it is rotting at this point so

i’m glad

that we’re cleaning this out and is that

cheese manchego uh

you know

manchego cheese is that manchego cheese

in there

next to the lego and the eggo is that

manchego oh yeah yeah yeah it is

i’m sorry i was confused for a second

it’s i

i’ve tried making cheese before and this

was an attempt at making cheese so i’m

glad it’s recognizable as cheese because

what i thought at the end was that it

was

not cheese oh yeah yeah

yeah i mean it doesn’t it looks like

something went wrong in the process of

making

cheese for sure but i did i did think

like oh that

could be manchego cheese well you see

that i can i

got mad at it and there’s a hammer in

there where i was smashing it and then

gave up

on smashing it and that’s just one of

those things we all know that

manchego is a cheese made in the la

monchana region of spain from the milk

of

sheep yeah of course um yeah

and i knew that and so that’s why it’s

in the jar

yeah which yeah and that does bring us

to the next jar

which is a cheap uh

well like the the arm i get or a leg i

guess of a sheep

um just yeah you got a whole sheep’s leg

into a 14 inch jar it’s yeah it is

mostly hanging out but wow yeah

that once again i’m glad that we are

that we are cleaning this out because

these aren’t creatures

i mean that legs that leg was just for

luck

yes like if a rabbit’s foot gives you a

little bit of luck how much is a sheep’s

leg gonna get you

absolutely quite a bit because i mean

notoriously sheep’s blood shaved

saved the jews uh uh during uh

the escape from egypt obviously famously

in the in the that’s right

so i mean if a sheep’s blood can do that

what can a sheep’s like do

exactly probably quite probably let me

win the lottery which is why i’ve been

bringing it down to the gas station

quite a bit

but i bet the angel of death has never

come to your apartment

uh that’s not that

isn’t entirely accurate but i don’t

really want to go down that avenue

i do i i understand why you

kind of zoned in on those jars because

your name

is jar jar and you see those two empty

jars there and you’re wondering if you

can keep them

and yes you can keep those two jars

although thank you so much i know you

say

just just to address this so cameron has

been taking that

sheep’s foot attached to a full sheep on

this string

of jars yeah that also includes the uh

the waffle and the lego

and the you know the ants the raccoon

the raccoon trying to escape but yeah

what are you trying to get at dr london

i don’t know what you’re saying you

started telling us where you were taking

those i think you said to the bank or

was it

was to buy a lottery ticket to buy a

lottery ticket

oh yeah i did because i take the the

sheep’s leg

to the battery yeah i guess what i was

getting at was

it’s it’s such a process so when when

cameron says he’s going to go

to get a lottery ticket you know that

it’s going to be a few hours

worth of an endeavor because he has to

it’s a whole string of these he has to

sort of

build a frame around himself because he

has to deconstruct it every time as well

it’s just a lot um anyway uh

should i um should i go i’ll go ahead

and get the next thing from store

yeah go ahead and go yeah well just

really really quick that that last jar

that’s just

you poured a can of fago into that one

right yes yeah that is

okay well i can tell by the smell i you

know

i we don’t have to talk about it maybe

we can talk about them in another

episode but we did have

um our official podcast juggalo

who used to be part of our staff but you

know he left for

various reasons creative differences

creative differences

i could i can imagine yeah um but you

know

we’ll we’ll get into that at a different

time okay

yeah we love the juggalos uh we know a

huge chunk of our fan base our juggalos

and there’s no offense

danny the juggalo left on his own accord

and we don’t

have to talk about it i’ve actually

rewritten a ton of

of different game of thrones novels for

for various juggalos and they’re

all of them perfect wanted very nice

versions of the book

wow that’s awesome were they like

throwing cans at tila tequila

yeah most of it had to do with every

single one of them replaced the scene of

cersei walking

through uh the the city naked

with tila tequila walking through the

scene getting beer cancer on her yeah

yeah uh can’t excuse me yeah

every single one no doctor london are

you gonna jump in there yeah yeah sorry

so i’m like i was quiet for a second

because i’m kind of staring into this

it is a skull for a soliloquy

and i’ve been meaning to do a soliloquy

but i’ve also been putting it off

because it’s

um i like to converse

so much but sometimes you do have to

just pick up your skull

and talk to the s the camera or the

audience

and you start to to go on and on about

something and it’s i don’t know what

you’re saying

yeah so it’s it’s it’s a human skull

which um there is also a story of how we

obtain that because

we uh we’ve had

once again we have had disgruntled staff

before we’ve everything’s fine now

everything’s fine that explains the

writing on the back where it just says

this could be you

yeah and we don’t leave that we don’t

leave it out um in the entrance area

anymore we don’t we don’t

put it in front of the the new interns

we don’t do any of that that’s

that that was we had management before

that

maybe wasn’t uh

we we got we got we got hr involved

anyway

um i think what’s important is that our

our our employees are happy

and they are healthy and they get an

adequate amount of sunlight each day

yes oh yes absolutely that’s i mean

that’s that’s vital that’s

all of my interns that come to the cabin

and to help me write

uh uh absolutely i make sure that they

get outside as well i say get out i’m

working

okay yeah it’s great and that um

yeah okay so i’m gonna go ahead and i

don’t know

i guess i’ll i will just kind of keep

this out now because i have noticed some

slacking so i’m gonna i’m gonna keep the

skull around that actually

okay cameron do you wanna go see if you

can dig anything else out of there

uh yeah actually i i

this has kind of been in here for a long

time and you’ve kind of refused to deal

with it but

dr london it’s your it’s your keepsakes

it’s your childhood keepsakes

do you want to maybe dig through this

and finally throw some of the stuff out

um

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i mean like right here you’ve got i mean

it’s a beautiful trophy

yeah but i mean dr london what do you

want to read what the trophy’s for

yeah so um it’s for

the the most [ __ ] haircut yeah

so so i used to have a particular

hairstyle

um and i i don’t think that it’s

appropriate to use that

like that kind of terminology sounds

kind of mean

and whatever uh but basically

oh it wasn’t just a [ __ ] spot shack

haircut yeah so i’m

look we all go through these phases we

try out different looks

you know i used to have spiked hair

uh but yes i i did end up adopting this

certain hairstyle and um

i didn’t know it but i had been entered

into a contest without my knowledge

and i won and with that i did one a 50

000

prize along with that trophy for that

haircut

so um that which

turned out to be the cost to change the

haircut

because people wanted it to stay the way

it was which is also

it was just it was a very odd situation

but the barber did it was more of a

bribe i guess

but the barber was willing to because it

was a national treasure

is what the haircut was considered by

the your alfalfa

from the little rascals hair which

you kept referring to as your [ __ ] spot

check haircuts you know of course the

actors from kerry

uh but nobody understood what you meant

by that yeah

so and it’s once again these

but basically what i’m happy to have is

that out of my life

and i can see why i put in the storage

and

um you know it was a weird thing

to to be given 50 grand and then to to

find out that

to to partner to have it you would have

to also have the haircut forever

so which was of course a combination of

the [ __ ] spay chicks sort of

uh her carry hair which was sort of just

like flat

against her head and then the alfalfa

hair which was also flat against his

head but had like a

just one huge hair sticking up yeah so

it really it kind of looked like just

like

normal girl hair but then also alfalfa

hair on top

yep and so because there’s a picture of

it that we can look at oh there it is

and

you look scared and it does have a

framed picture of the two haircuts side

by side to compare

well it’s also a picture of the man

handing you the trophy and you look

terrified like he just startled you

yeah this might be one of the reasons

you won this contest dr london

yeah i mean can we go through this like

you’ve got your report cards but they’re

all

c’s yeah well because the teachers kept

saying like i see it and i i high-fived

them and

uh-huh walked off yeah

okay this is a pen and

you it it just has spongebob on it

but you actually drew spongebob on it so

it’s not even a spongebob pen

it looks pretty can i have that can i

have that that’s actually private that’s

really private

this is the plane this is a papermate

pen

that you’ve scribbled a very small it’s

a good spot

and this is in your keepsake that’s

private that’s very private

okay yeah you can just hand that out you

can you can take that

yeah yeah that’s mine and then you have

a caprese salad

and this that salad this it looks

terrible

it has not aged well at all they usually

don’t

yeah i would say salads last like a

couple hours

how long has this been in here

um okay no no

okay so i was i wasn’t an undergrad yet

no i

this was high school um oh

this was another trophy uh

so yeah cause and you can get

like obviously it was because i was the

best dieter

and it’s not that i chose a good diet

but it was that

i like i was able to stick with the diet

so for me i said like all american diet

that’s what i was going for um

and so you had to you had to stick with

it for a full year

and no one else could pull it off who

who runs these awards

this one was different from the the

other one it was uh i believe it was a

uh

czech slovakian campaign or something it

was right the other one was

the haircut was weird this one

uh there was a dietitian um in

let’s see where was that it was another

foreign country

i don’t know how these people will find

me but we

uh i know they have a lot of dietitians

in slovenia

well it was a sponsored thing because

the whole class was doing it but like

other people in the class were doing

like you know like a vegan diet

whatever um keto

and so they everyone else picked their

diet and i picked the

the all-american diet and it

like i was just the only one who could

keep up with it

essentially and and the all-american

diet i just i

i just looked it up that’s you just had

bacon in every meal

yeah uh well exclusively yes

bacon in every meal so um

you know and i you know i had to recover

from some of the

the uh metabolic deficiencies that

resulted from it but

different vitamin deficiencies i all

right well we ended up in the hospital

okay okay okay dr london i don’t care it

stinks like

hell it stinks terribly i’m going to

throw this away okay

no hey no hey dr i don’t mean to be

rude but it sounds like a dietitian gave

you a salad

after watching you eat like that for a

year yeah

the dietitian didn’t give you an award

he said you should be eating a salad

like

looking back looking back there’s no way

that could be it

you’re absolutely right you’re you’re

absolutely right i was i don’t know what

i was thinking

no and i you know i want to i just don’t

want to um

take away the credit from that

that uh dietitian from from whichever

maybe they just had an accent

anyway um that i feel like we’re about

done with the chores right

yeah i think so we can just let’s go

ahead and seal

up the old shed build storage

put that in the uh the quick seal bag

and get the vacuum

okay and to be destroyed

okay all right well um

that was great uh i feel like we all

learned a lot today

yeah you might exercise yes

and which would be so much more than

than many of our guests

take away from this podcast so i’m so

glad to hear that

uh let’s see well jar jar

is there any way for listeners to keep

up with you after this

absolutely you know i personally don’t

use

any kind of social media or anything but

i do have a publicist uh my publicist is

as repardier on instagram

as a reporter on uh twitter

and uh he produces also publicizes a

show

uh called apocalypse tips with lester

pips that’s every thursday at 8pm

pacific

on twitch.tv theater or in a podcast

form the next day

follow atlas or pips wherever for info

on that it’s fun show they’ve

there’s these two guys who were on uh

pretty recently that like

kind of reminded me of you guys it

sounds like you’re also

he’s your publicist but you’re also his

publicist

yeah you guys exchanged sort of

promotional duties

so the way it works is i i am legally

contractually obligated to

promote his work on appearances he books

for me

so he booked me with you by telling me

by telling me to call you uh and uh

and then he wants the name drop okay

exactly

okay well yeah it sounds great he also

told me not to sound old by the end of

the episode he said start out sounding

old and then completely forget and drop

it

he told me to do that yeah no and that’s

well that’s that’s that’s right how to

get in yeah that’s podcasting

and uh so let’s see that’s a podcast i

feel like

we had another guest who had the same

publicist and there’s something about a

twitch stream as well

that’s right yeah twitch.tv slash pack

theater okay

all right and um let’s see well so thank

you so much to

george jar jar martin for being on and

you know for helping us rewrite these

books to kind of

fit a fit particular taste thank you for

having me i’ll send you your

leather-bound ipads very soon thank you

yeah

and uh thank you to our producer cameron

of course

thank you to DJ DYLAN IN DA HOUSE

hi i’m george jar jar mark pleasure to

be here

i gotta say that was the most glowy

introduction i’ve ever had

i’ve been living a very sanitary life

and i’m wondering

you know do you have any advice for

somebody whose boat hurts

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i was googling butt hurt syndrome and it

kept telling me that i was emotionally

unstable and i just

don’t think that’s the problem i don’t

think it’s an emotional issue

my name is dr smith and this has been

the jock doc podcast see ya

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here’s a little taste of the jock doc

podcast patreon

have a listen this is about

how medicine in general is kind of a

sham

and i’m tired of talking about it and i

never want to hear about a band-aid

again

i never want to hear about a stitch

again and every time you hear

that someone’s in stitches from laughing

so hard you have a problem with that

yeah i just don’t want to hear the word

like you know how people

are people are you are like you i hate

when people say moist

so lilo and stitch oh that was tough for

you

yeah that was really tough for me

thankfully they

don’t say stitch as much in the movie as

you think

and the all the like direct to video

sequels that i watch

yeah um so but yeah that was

watching all of those and when you say

all of the direct-to-video sequels you

watch

you’ve you’ve had some black market ones

that that i paid to produce yeah

yeah which you know when you say they

don’t say stitch’s name that much

that is because they changed the name

right and for legal reasons in

in my version is what you’re talking

about the stuff that i’ve produced

yeah i mean we call him we i mean we

call him phillip

yeah one thing that’s been odd about it

is it’s half and half

with live action versus animation in

your productions of this

yeah like like uh um roger rabbit

or like with a brad pit one

like cool town yeah but cool world i

mean some of them will be

you know one on top of the other but i

mean like sometimes it’s a live action

and then between scenes it’ll switch to

philip is no longer an animated

character

he’s a real live-action person and like

yeah he’s played by chevy chase yeah

which was that expensive to do

because because i know you didn’t get

the real chevy chase but you got the cgi

but oh to get the cci rights

yeah that was extremely expensive

well and to get the cgi production going

because that’s

you know because because once again that

wasn’t the

the animated version is one thing but

then to get the cgi

conjured version yeah of him

and i i guess i also thought it was odd

that you went for

current jeffy chase you didn’t go for

like

him 33 which is what the age

he’s supposed to be yeah

yeah it’s it’s him great you know

gray hair balding and considerably more

racist

yeah um well the ending of the movie is

that

the cg chevy chase gets a record deal

so that’s just because every movie these

days you have to have like a TikTok

song to attach to it

for people to dance to yes